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Jun 03, 2009 18:05

Name: Kanako Miyamae

Request: Please give me free health care.

Filibuster: I'm cold, and beaten, and have several medical conditions the details of which I don't really wanna talk about, and a poor, starving, abducted student.  I beg you, please give free health care or I think I'll join my mother up in Heaven soon... a.... and then you'd be down a ( Read more... )

kanako

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the_nether_mods June 6 2009, 01:38:34 UTC
[You will be seen by seven senators. Once deliberations are complete, please respond to this comment to begin voting.]

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black_congress June 6 2009, 01:39:57 UTC
Wooboy, you do NOT want to go to Heaven. And as a result, I DO want you to go to Heaven!

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start kiminimunekyun June 6 2009, 02:00:19 UTC
... are you a... a living puppet?

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kiminimunekyun June 6 2009, 02:00:45 UTC
Kinda like that in that Pinocchio story?

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fin kiminimunekyun June 6 2009, 02:02:04 UTC
'cause I have really fond memories of playing with dolls as a child. Taking off their clothes... they're the closest I've ever gotten to touching another naked woman.

You don't have any sisters, do you? I'll so try dollicon at least twice!

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black_congress June 6 2009, 02:32:15 UTC
...Wow, you're really something else. Now I'm not sure which choice would be the most hilarious.

[Either way]

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kiminimunekyun June 6 2009, 02:37:56 UTC
I... I guess not then? *sniffle* Dear mother in Heaven, why is Kanako not allowed to have nice things...?

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black_congress June 6 2009, 02:41:31 UTC
I don't think I've run into anyone with so much ADHD before. Do you need the health care for all your crazy meds?

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kiminimunekyun June 6 2009, 02:48:00 UTC
C-crazy meds! Ahahaha! I've never been on any kind of medication like that before. I don't need any.

Right? RIGHT? T_T

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black_congress June 6 2009, 02:53:28 UTC
If that's the case, then maybe you need some meds to MAKE you crazy! I think I'll let Doctor B.T. prescribe something to you.

[Leaning yes]

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kiminimunekyun June 6 2009, 02:56:08 UTC
I... I'm not so sure about this any more...

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black_congress June 6 2009, 01:41:24 UTC
A fair maiden in need of medical attention? I would disgrace the Holy Dragon Party if I were to do anything but support this!

[In favor of]

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kiminimunekyun June 6 2009, 02:51:47 UTC
F-Finally! Someone around here who understands and will help me. Thank you~ *sparkly in place running*

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black_congress June 6 2009, 03:00:32 UTC
We Holy Dragons exist to assist the pathetic and horribly downtrodden lacking any and all hope! I need for thanks!

[Strongly for]

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black_congress June 6 2009, 01:42:23 UTC
Oho, babe. I'll play doctor with ya, if ya know what I'm saying.

[Either way]

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kiminimunekyun June 6 2009, 02:09:40 UTC
EWWWWWWWWWW I AM NOT A MESUBUTA

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