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[yougongetsarged]

Name: Sarge

Request: A new Red Base, supplies, and teammates

Filibuster: It's getting entirely too difficult to continue the good fight! I need a nice, roomy base with working power and a one-car garage, preferably directly facing the Blue castle from a distance of a few hundred yards. I also want a couple of mindless, obedient Red soldiers!

Comments

[the_nether_mods]

[You will be seen by five senators.

Once deliberations are complete, reply to this comment to begin voting.]

[black_congress]

Good show, I hate the color blue! Red forever!

(In favor of)

[yougongetsarged]

...I guess he's kinda purplish.

You know what I always say: blue sucks, red rules!

[black_congress]

I agree entirely, even though I have never seen colors before in my life!

(In favor of)

[yougongetsarged]

Now that's the kind of mindless patriotism I can get behind! And by get behind, I mean get it behind me!

And by behind me, I do not mean anything sexual, Donu-- sorry, reflex.

[black_congress]

I, uh, huh?

(In favor of)

[yougongetsarged]

Uh, nevermind.

Did you hear the Blues want to raise taxes?

[black_congress]

Those damn Blues! I'm glad I'm not blue or I'd be so incredibly disappointed in myself.

(In favor of)

[yougongetsarged]

Uh-huh. Yeah...

[black_congress]

I...what?

(Against)

[yougongetsarged]

What's the problem? You've got red on you!

[black_congress]

Yeah, don't care.

(Against)

[yougongetsarged]

Come on, honey, don't you want the damn Blues wiped out?

[black_congress]

'Honey?'

(Total opposition)

[yougongetsarged]

Come on, little lady, don't be like that! I'm just bein' old-fashioned.

[black_congress]

I'm a man.

(TOTAL OPPOSITION)