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Aug 25, 2004 15:28

Subject: The YUMMY CATS in the BEDROOM and Other Business.
From: Mr. RED, POOL Supervisor
To: All Employees of INSANE HIPPO Inc.

It has come to my MANIACAL attention that the BEDROOM has been EXCITEDLY LOVED ABOVE with YUMMY CATS. I am tired of dealing with ENVIOUS employees and their YUMMY CATS. The BEDROOM is meant for SKIPPING. It is not a LAMP room.

On a more PERKY note, I would like to SCREW all of you for the CRUNCHY work you all did on the EGGPLANT TEST TUBE account. You should all be WILLINGLY FLOGGED.

Also, be sure to welcome JASON, the newest member of the COMPUTER department. They will be a LAME METROSEXUAL to our family.

GLEEFULLY Yours,
Mr. RED, POOL Supervisor.

Online Mad Libs rock! It is now my goal to start and run Insane Hippo, Inc.
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