Marvinous
Tonight I went out by myself, an action I have not attempted since I was 19 and you know what, I regret little of avoiding going out in 3 years.
While my stint as human fungus last year was depressing I will acknowledge that I appear to have let two of the uni fundamentals pass me by. I hate going into bars and clubs and I am still so hopelessly inept I haven’t even been able to meet a girl I’d consider asking out.
The sad thing is the only girls I’ve found attractive this year have all turned out to be lesbians, the number of Lesbians I know casually is more than a little anomalous for population statistics, not to mention a further burn to my fragile ego since flirting with someone who actively finds you as attractive as a piece of Tofu is mildly heart breaking. Add to that the only straight girl I know who I find attractive has actively told me that she doesn’t consider me a man, and you can see why I’m a Marvin tonight.
I think I might become a Monk in a temple somewhere , they don’t have love lives to depress them.
While my stint as human fungus last year was depressing I will acknowledge that I appear to have let two of the uni fundamentals pass me by. I hate going into bars and clubs and I am still so hopelessly inept I haven’t even been able to meet a girl I’d consider asking out.
The sad thing is the only girls I’ve found attractive this year have all turned out to be lesbians, the number of Lesbians I know casually is more than a little anomalous for population statistics, not to mention a further burn to my fragile ego since flirting with someone who actively finds you as attractive as a piece of Tofu is mildly heart breaking. Add to that the only straight girl I know who I find attractive has actively told me that she doesn’t consider me a man, and you can see why I’m a Marvin tonight.
I think I might become a Monk in a temple somewhere , they don’t have love lives to depress them.