50 ways to kill a scene kid
50. give them aspirin and say it tastes like candy.
49. tell them myspace was shut down- heart failure will ensue.
48. Matchbook Romance was blown up by a car bomb.
47. Heartcore went bankrupt.
46. Hot Topic was beat by American Eagle and Aeropostle.
45. 3 words: broken. digital. camera.
44. tell them livejournal no longer hosts the moods intellectual, apathetic, or sad.
43. no more black hair dye.
42. My Chemical Romance= horrible break up.
41. Pete Wentz is totally straight.
40. Ben Jorgennson admitted he might not have that naturally straight hair.
39. All the eyeliner in the world was stolen.
38. Adam Lazzara cut his hair...again.
37. Restraining orders.
36. the cashier at FYE looks at them funny for buying Motion City Soundtrack and Kanye West at the same time.
35. they're not allowed to cut their own hair.
34. take away their computer.
33. Play ska.
32. Hawthorne Heights cut their wrists one too many times
31. the production of tight pants is over.
30. black is not part of the rainbow.
29. there is no such thing as fall out boy-ism.
28. snorting cocaine is a privilage, not a right. And Bedussey ran out of his supply.
27. myspace has unexpected errors. ALL THE TIME.
26. a haircut.
25. they're not a xanga celebrity. and you point it out.
24. Bert Mccracken relapsed.
23. their friends list is less than 300.
22. yes. they must choose one gender.
21. Victory Records wasn't so victorious.
20. Taking Back Sunday broke up..again.
19. unfortunately, they found out, they do bleed red.
18. Silverstein got shot in their sleep.
17. the hot pink eye glaze in hot topic is so two years ago.
16. Brand New finally got someone to kill them quick and to call 911.
15. JamisonParker got back together. Then broke up. Then got back together...
14. black nail polish went out of style.
13. hobo gloves are completely pointless.
12. a stud short of a studded belt.
11. MTV finally bought out Fuse.
10. They finally realize Pete Wentz does not under any circumstances, run Fueled By Ramen.
9. Kenny Vasoli sobered up.
8. breaking custom broke. sorry.
7. the 'fight club' dvd got taken off the market.
6. Brendon Urie got married.
5. Multiple neon colors don't always match.
4. adding 'xcore' to the end of a word does not make it cool.
3. roses are red.
2. so are hearts.
1. Tell them they're emo.
49. tell them myspace was shut down- heart failure will ensue.
48. Matchbook Romance was blown up by a car bomb.
47. Heartcore went bankrupt.
46. Hot Topic was beat by American Eagle and Aeropostle.
45. 3 words: broken. digital. camera.
44. tell them livejournal no longer hosts the moods intellectual, apathetic, or sad.
43. no more black hair dye.
42. My Chemical Romance= horrible break up.
41. Pete Wentz is totally straight.
40. Ben Jorgennson admitted he might not have that naturally straight hair.
39. All the eyeliner in the world was stolen.
38. Adam Lazzara cut his hair...again.
37. Restraining orders.
36. the cashier at FYE looks at them funny for buying Motion City Soundtrack and Kanye West at the same time.
35. they're not allowed to cut their own hair.
34. take away their computer.
33. Play ska.
32. Hawthorne Heights cut their wrists one too many times
31. the production of tight pants is over.
30. black is not part of the rainbow.
29. there is no such thing as fall out boy-ism.
28. snorting cocaine is a privilage, not a right. And Bedussey ran out of his supply.
27. myspace has unexpected errors. ALL THE TIME.
26. a haircut.
25. they're not a xanga celebrity. and you point it out.
24. Bert Mccracken relapsed.
23. their friends list is less than 300.
22. yes. they must choose one gender.
21. Victory Records wasn't so victorious.
20. Taking Back Sunday broke up..again.
19. unfortunately, they found out, they do bleed red.
18. Silverstein got shot in their sleep.
17. the hot pink eye glaze in hot topic is so two years ago.
16. Brand New finally got someone to kill them quick and to call 911.
15. JamisonParker got back together. Then broke up. Then got back together...
14. black nail polish went out of style.
13. hobo gloves are completely pointless.
12. a stud short of a studded belt.
11. MTV finally bought out Fuse.
10. They finally realize Pete Wentz does not under any circumstances, run Fueled By Ramen.
9. Kenny Vasoli sobered up.
8. breaking custom broke. sorry.
7. the 'fight club' dvd got taken off the market.
6. Brendon Urie got married.
5. Multiple neon colors don't always match.
4. adding 'xcore' to the end of a word does not make it cool.
3. roses are red.
2. so are hearts.
1. Tell them they're emo.