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[darkangel_0410]

Taking a break from writing and I thought I'd do this meme:

Put a ship in the comments and I will tell you a bit about how each of the following scenarios would go down for them:

Fake dating

Bodyswap

Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it

Dark!fic

Secret kinks

Their first kiss

Meeting the parents

Moving in together

A crossover of my choice

Comments

[darkangel_0410]

Ok, let's start with:

Jamie/Segs:

Fake dating
Well, obviously, they started fake dating because Jamie's parents just wouldn't stop worrying about him pining away or some shit because his ex was getting married, so Segs agreed to the pretend dating thing. And it's kind of weird how easy it is, them being together all the time and being affectionate all over Canada and Dallas. So, easy, in fact, that Jamie doesn't realize they're actually dating until he rolls out of bed after good morning blowjobs and there was nothing strange about any of it, including the 'love you, babe' Tyler had muttered before burying himself back under the blankets.

Bodyswap
So, waking up in his best friend's body had not been on Jamie's list of preferred off-season activities. Especially waking up hard and with a text from Segs' friend Brownie that simply said, nut up already, segsy, go tell your captain that you want to bang him. This is not how he wanted to get his first look at Tyler's dick, what the fuck.

Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it

[darkangel_0410]

You know me, I'm a fucken sucker for Harry Potter crossovers -I would love to read a Jamie/Segs one that was actually, you know, plotted out and what not, lol. And soulmate AUs are the best. I'm glad you liked these :)

[kat_lair]

Pete/Patrick, obvs :D

[darkangel_0410]

Sorry it took me so long to answer this, my notifications haven't been working for some reason :( I'll do this as soon as I'm done eating :)

[darkangel_0410]

Here you go :)

Fake dating
Basically, they start fake dating because Patrick didn't have a date to prom and Pete insisted he needed to go and then made himself Patrick's date. It actually goes alright, they have fun and get drunk with everyone else. Afterwards Patrick's friends keep inviting Patrick and his "boyfriend" to the movies or wherever and it takes Patrick an embarrassingly long time to cotton on to the fact that he does in fact actually want to date Pete.

Bodyswap
It happens more than once. It gets to the point where Patrick's almost used to waking up in a different body, in a different state sometimes and seeing tan, inked skin instead of his usual paleness. He's got routine down for it by the time Folie comes out. Of course, it all goes to hell when Pete's brother asked him if he hooked up with Patrick yet. It takes Patrick all of two minutes before he's sprinting upstairs and calling Pete.

Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do itObviously Pete gets cursed by a gypsy and Patrick has to heal him. With his dick

[kat_lair]

Heeeeeee! These are awesome. Fake dating is one of my favourite cliches and this sounds like an adorable version. Also bodyswap, while it doesn't usually do much for me is instantly appealing when coupled with 'unintentionally revealed crush'. The dark fic one is fantastic. Think you will like the P/P serial killer fic pushkin666 has written... Should be posted later this month :D