Still trying to cheer myself up, so I thought I'd cross Mean Girls and hockey:
You got your freshmen,
ROTC guys,
preps,
J.V. jocks,
American nerds,
cool Americans,
Varsity jocks,
unfriendly Canadian hotties,
friendly Canadian hotties,
girls who eat their feelings,
girls who don't eat anything,
desperate wannabes,
burnouts,
sexually active band geeks,
The Greatest People You Will Ever Meet
and worst of all:
beware The Plastics.