Oh, god, you're requesting the hockey guys now? This is a sign of the end of time or some shit, isn't it? This is the first actual thing I'm going to write from hockey.
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10. Patrick's five the first time he goes onto the ice in skates; he feels that same ping of excitement every time he skates onto Blackhawks ice for the first at the beginning of the season.
9. The first he plays with Tazer, they're both nineteen and rookies and so fucken eager to make their mark on the sport they both love.
8. But the first time he actually meets Jonny, it's at junior hockey contest in Manitoba and they don't even talk to each other, just glare at each other across the ice. (For years, he thinks Tazer's forgotten all about it, but then they're in bed, half dead from winning the Cup and the partying that lasted from that night until a week later and Tazer had been drunk and exhausted and had told Kaner he had been in love with him since they were thirteen and then passed out.)
7. The first time they won the Cup was the first time they screwed around -it was pretty much only making out, followed by drunken blowjobs, but Patrick insists it counts whenever the arguement comes up and marks it as their anniversary. Jonny rolls his eyes, but he knew what a romantic Patrick was when he started this, so he can just suck a dick.
6. Kaner thinks it's bullshit that his mom likes Tazer so much, more than him even. But whatever because Andreé obviously loves him the best.
5. They only talk about Madison once. It's a conversation that gets burned into Patrick's brain and it's the only time he's ever felt like Tazer was actually, genuinely disappointed in him. It's not a feeling he's in a hurry to relive.
4. Patrick unironicly loves chirping Jonny until he turns red. It's one of the best things ever, easily.
3. No matter how mad they are at each other off the ice, on ice they're always in sync.
2. Patrick always knew that him and Tazer were going to be stuck with each other for the rest of their lives, but he's getting way more sex out of this than he had ever imagined he would.
1. Besides hockey, Jonny is the only thing Patrick's ever been in love with.
It's not even that the beards are scary they just look grody and fucken bleh. Ok, they do kind of look like Charles Manson, but I still mantain that they're more gross than anything else.
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10. Patrick's five the first time he goes onto the ice in skates; he feels that same ping of excitement every time he skates onto Blackhawks ice for the first at the beginning of the season.
9. The first he plays with Tazer, they're both nineteen and rookies and so fucken eager to make their mark on the sport they both love.
8. But the first time he actually meets Jonny, it's at junior hockey contest in Manitoba and they don't even talk to each other, just glare at each other across the ice. (For years, he thinks Tazer's forgotten all about it, but then they're in bed, half dead from winning the Cup and the partying that lasted from that night until a week later and Tazer had been drunk and exhausted and had told Kaner he had been in love with him since they were thirteen and then passed out.)
7. The first time they won the Cup was the first time they screwed around -it was pretty much only making out, followed by drunken blowjobs, but Patrick insists it counts whenever the arguement comes up and marks it as their anniversary. Jonny rolls his eyes, but he knew what a romantic Patrick was when he started this, so he can just suck a dick.
6. Kaner thinks it's bullshit that his mom likes Tazer so much, more than him even. But whatever because Andreé obviously loves him the best.
5. They only talk about Madison once. It's a conversation that gets burned into Patrick's brain and it's the only time he's ever felt like Tazer was actually, genuinely disappointed in him. It's not a feeling he's in a hurry to relive.
4. Patrick unironicly loves chirping Jonny until he turns red. It's one of the best things ever, easily.
3. No matter how mad they are at each other off the ice, on ice they're always in sync.
2. Patrick always knew that him and Tazer were going to be stuck with each other for the rest of their lives, but he's getting way more sex out of this than he had ever imagined he would.
1. Besides hockey, Jonny is the only thing Patrick's ever been in love with.
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Thanks, hun <33 I'm glad you liked them :)
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