Apr 25, 2006 19:54
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time
to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a
culture that values home, family, country and God.
If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who
threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so
rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and
grit -- that's what rednecks are made of.
I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass
this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya'
are...
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested
about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public
places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas"
instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National
Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets
with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is
listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar
to a friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe
that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to
have the same beliefs as those talked about in this
email.
God Bless the USA!
Git 'er done!!!!!!!!!!!
shit son - i'm a red neck through and through - and so are most of the ppl i know! but that's just cuz everyone around here (for the most part) are just really good ppl.
MY SISTER'S GONNA HAVE BABY NUMBER 2 ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :-D
hopefully she names it Alayna Leigh...with my middle name :-D
'if you can't tell....i'm a lil excited......hehe
'peace!
p.s. - rents are leavin in two days! ! ! ! ! ! !! damn this day just keeps gettin better and better....well cept for the pain - hip hurts more today then it has for a llllllllllooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg time. no good