Feb 08, 2006 10:50
THE NEW PRESCRIPTION:
Do you ever have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions,ask your doctor or pharmacist
about Tequila®.
Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about
yourself and your actions.
Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world
that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice
the benefits of Tequila® works almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want
to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past,and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.
Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,incarceration, erotic
lustfulness, loss of motor control,loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of
virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration,
drymouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip
Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Tequila®. Leave Shyness Behind.
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