Yeah, I'm going to Hell.

[darkamdusias]

On the message boards at one of the music trackers I frequent, one of the posters wondered out loud if such a thing as "Christian Hardcore Techno" existed. That kinda lead to this:

DJRoboZ: Well since there's christian metal to piss off the satan worshippers. There has to be christian trance to piss off the Satanic ravers. So in other words. There

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[darkamdusias]

And limit yourself? That's very unlike you.

=O

[darkamdusias]

LIES! If you're getting old, that would also mean that I'm getting old. If I'm getting old, then that means I've failed in my ultimate mission: to take over Tanzania by the time I'm twenty-five. Granted, I've got another 2.5 years left, but I haven't accomplished anything yet.

=O

[darkamdusias]

Just make sure complications don't happen that end up making you live with my parents. Twenty-two isn't so wild at this house.

=O

[darkamdusias]

Funny how that works out, huh? Parents are annoying until you move out. Then they become awesome because they give your free food later on. Weird. I guess food does make everything better after all.

[darkamdusias]

The better to club things with, my good sir! Nothing scares a would-be burglar more than a rock-hard twinkie.

[darkamdusias]

I like to forage for my food. It makes the trips to the grocery store more exciting.