When life gives you melons, make memes.

[darkamdusias]

I'm a lot like the people I'm stealing this meme from. More often than not, I tend to be pretty honest with the people I interact with. I am however, also notoriously elusive about volunteering information about the person I am and/or the workings of my mind unless I see reason to. If there's something that you've always wanted to ask me (or really, just something that you've come up with on the spot), ask away, and I'll give you a completely honest answer.

So, here's your chance. Ask me anything.