Woohoo! Entry #200!

[darkamdusias]

x. Name: Abilash Paul Pulicken I (granted, nobody in their right mind is going to name a child after me, but I like Roman Numerals)
x. Nicknames: A, Abi, B, 'Blash, Blashy, Booboo, Concubine, MaxX, Squeaktoy, That Toothpick Guy, and a host of others I've either forgotten or won't mention.
x. Age: Twenty-two. Well, that's what my license says, anyway

Comments

[ozymandiusjones]

I love the fact that the first thing you would do with a lotto win is buy a kite.

And who told you those lies about us Virgo having hazing rituals? The ink is not permanant, and your feet eventually heal...unless there's something they didn't tell me.

o_O;

[darkamdusias]

Now you tell me. The Leos don't want me either, so I'd doomed to be stuck on the cusp forever! Doomed I say!

;_;

[ozymandiusjones]

ONOES! No cusping for 'blash. ;_; You can be an honorary Virgo!

<3!

[darkamdusias]

Yay! I belong! Now where all the space candy the brochure promised?

o.O;

[ozymandiusjones]

Space candy? I thought we recalled those brocures!The mice stole it. We think they're planning to auction it on eBay.

O.o

[darkamdusias]

Where do you think I got the brocures?

*smirk

[ozymandiusjones]

We will destroy eBay! It always ruins our plans. Like my plan to buy a DDR machine. Apparently you can't buy the full machine, just the pads.

:'(

[darkamdusias]

Whaaaaaaaaaa?!? What kind of strange, messed up logic is that?

o.O;

[ozymandiusjones]

I don't know. But I want a big clunky screen with massive speakers attached TO THE PADS made of industrial strength steel. Not what they're selling.

)':

[darkamdusias]

I'm envious of the fact that you can actually afford a DDR machine.

o.O;

[ozymandiusjones]

I can't. But shhhh. They don't need to know that. I think I can make it to Quebec before they realize the credit card isn't mine.

>>;

[darkamdusias]

Ooh! Quebec has Mounties! If we get enough of them on our side, we'll be invincible! INVINCIBLE!!!

[ozymandiusjones]

Or we could knock one down so I can steal his hat!

But then, if we got enough of them on our side I could just ask for a hat, I suppose...

[darkamdusias]

Not really. Asking for a Mountie's hat is like asking for his horse. You just don't do that. I hear that they're buried with their hats and horses too. Kinda like Vikings.

[ozymandiusjones]

K, so, you knock one down and I'll steal his hat. Then we can both...run away. Or something. So the horse doesn't stomp on us.

o.O'

[darkamdusias]

Well, if you get the hat, it's only fair that I get the horse. Besides, we're going to need help lugging the DDR machine across the continent.

XD