Don't garden ten feet in the air
As the title will tell you I was up in the air gardening....or rather weeding, damned vines think they can choke MY pepper tree. Anyways I had cleared all the stuff around the base of the tree and was getting ready to go in when I notice a very substantial arial vine grouping....so me and all my infinite idiots clambered up the tree to get rid of this pest. I was doing fine getting rid of it all when my sister got home, she was getting out of Kimmy's car when all hell broke loose, or rather all branches broke free as it were. I promptly fell to the ground with a resounding thud and leaving quite an arse mark slipped/skipped down the rest of the hill, where I sat for a moment thouroughly confused and a little disoriented, something along the lines of "what the hell just happened and why am i sitting up rather than face down in the mud?"
My sister says she saw it like this: she was talking to Kimmy and she looked down for a moment, when she looked back up she saw me plummet out of the tree over Kimmy's shoulder and proceed down the hill. Ironically Kimmy was asking about me at this point, so my sister told her that I was "over there" and she looked and saw me sitting in the afore said manner under the tree. She asked "what is he doing?" and Brisies told her that I was "just falling out of the tree".....I like the "just" part, Kimmy was very confused and just waved over at me a bit bewildered, at this point I was walking over and cackling like some crazed idjet (which i am).
Anyways it was a success, the tree is cleared of vines now and I'm in one piece. So life goes on and I had lots of fun in the tree with my sisters after my arial performance.
My sister says she saw it like this: she was talking to Kimmy and she looked down for a moment, when she looked back up she saw me plummet out of the tree over Kimmy's shoulder and proceed down the hill. Ironically Kimmy was asking about me at this point, so my sister told her that I was "over there" and she looked and saw me sitting in the afore said manner under the tree. She asked "what is he doing?" and Brisies told her that I was "just falling out of the tree".....I like the "just" part, Kimmy was very confused and just waved over at me a bit bewildered, at this point I was walking over and cackling like some crazed idjet (which i am).
Anyways it was a success, the tree is cleared of vines now and I'm in one piece. So life goes on and I had lots of fun in the tree with my sisters after my arial performance.