Scribble 1
2200Z, PACIFIC OCEAN
My special recon team and I come within range of the UFO sighted in our patrol zone. Silently, we approach it from the rear. "What a ghastly sight!" I am stupefied by its immensity and grotesque shape. As my team moves closer to its side... SPLOOCH! Alien-like objects drop above my platoon. "Sir, Something's wrong! It's like... like a magnet! I can't resist! I..." ZIP! My platoon sergeant vanished. "Evasive action!" Desperately, my team scrambles. ZIP! ZIP! More screams vibrate through my body. SPLOOCH! In front of me... sits the most beautiful thing-a-mabob I have ever seen! I am drawn to it, my mind nowhere to be found. ZIP! I awake blind and suffocating. Desperately I struggle. STOMP! An oppressive weight slowly squeezes out what is left of my life. I know now my life ends here... "Duh, hey! Yoo's guyz! Who's got 'da filet knife?"
My special recon team and I come within range of the UFO sighted in our patrol zone. Silently, we approach it from the rear. "What a ghastly sight!" I am stupefied by its immensity and grotesque shape. As my team moves closer to its side... SPLOOCH! Alien-like objects drop above my platoon. "Sir, Something's wrong! It's like... like a magnet! I can't resist! I..." ZIP! My platoon sergeant vanished. "Evasive action!" Desperately, my team scrambles. ZIP! ZIP! More screams vibrate through my body. SPLOOCH! In front of me... sits the most beautiful thing-a-mabob I have ever seen! I am drawn to it, my mind nowhere to be found. ZIP! I awake blind and suffocating. Desperately I struggle. STOMP! An oppressive weight slowly squeezes out what is left of my life. I know now my life ends here... "Duh, hey! Yoo's guyz! Who's got 'da filet knife?"