My name is Mr. Johnson

[dark_titan_lord]

Omg. You all will not belive what i just did. Me and my friends were walking back from the bus stop and i thought up an awesome prank call. I got one of my friends to let me use his cell phone. Okay this is how it went:

OA1 (office attendent 1): Hello this is Lamar attendence office how may I help you?
Me: Hello, I'm from the health department, could you please transfer me to the Princable?
OA1: Oh...um yes one moment.
Me: Thankyou.
Techno Tracefer Music (lol)

OA2:Hello, this is Lamars front desk, what can i do for you?
Me: Hello, I'm from the health department and i would like to ask Mr. McQuity please?
OA2: Oh, My I ask who this is?
Me: My name is Mr. Johnson.
OA2: Thankyou, please hold while i transfer you.

More Techno Trancefer Music

Mr.McQuity: Hello, this is Mr.McQuity.
Me: Hello, is this Mr.McQuity?
Mr.McQuity:......um Yes.
Me: Hello Mr.McQuity, I'm Mr. Johnson from the health department, may i ask you a few queistions?
Mr.McQuity: Yes sir, ask away!
Me: Is you mom sexualy active?
Then I hung up cause i couldn't hold back my luaghter anymore.
This was so funny.