Because, as it turns out, I know the author.
*Humms "It's a small internet after all"
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In September, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In January, I recruited havden as a new cultist (30 points). In February, I fed hikariblue to a Shoggoth (250 points). In April, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In May, I sacrificed chanilye to Cthulhu (500 points). When the stars were right, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).
In short, I have been very good (880 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Dark_Tiger
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In September, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In January, I recruited havden as a new cultist (30 points). In February, I fed hikariblue to a Shoggoth (250 points). In April, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In May, I sacrificed chanilye to Cthulhu (500 points). When the stars were right, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).
In short, I have been very good (880 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Dark_Tiger
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!