My Friend is moving

May 30, 2006 21:33

My friend moved. I miss her. I sent a bottle of Celtic Crossing with her so we can share it when I visit. My Lady and I are already planning a trip in Jan. to visit for a week. I involves flying. I will be 40 in a month and I have never flown in a plane. It'll be white knuckle all the way. Good thing they serve alcohol.

Yoh know those helpful hints the flight attendants give you during the flight? You know the reason the oxygen masks are there? So when there is an emergency, the oxygen will actually calm you down into a nice euphoric mood. And those cute bright orange life vests they teach you to put on so you don't drown in case of crashing in the ocean? Tell me, what good those vests will be when you are several miles up and suddenly the plane comes screaming down and smacks the water with great force? Actually they tell you to put the vests on so your body is easier to spot and the vest makes it easier for the rescue crew to pick your body out of the water after the salt water has caused your clothes to fall apart and something from the depths has been picking at your flesh which has been floating for days.

Well enough happy trivia. Off into the wild blue yonder.
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