High as a kite and Horny as fuck

[dark_side_to_me]

me and turner here:

horny as mother fuckers
in our pink fluffy underwear
drinking our glasses of water with umbrellas in
fuck me
my loin is yearning
right now
in my pants
id do owt for a fiver
id do owt for a pill
id do ANYTHING for a shag :P  (chels where the fuck are you!!!??)
i might jump on chris
would you like to see my growler?
you're the only person i know with two sets of teeth!!!!
grrrrrrrrrrrr
you saucy devil you
im now going to lick the froth of stephanies can
while drinking her bath water
you said stephanie grrrr
im sorry about saying stephanie
im sorry sorrry sorrrry
im very sorry
i love you really
why thank you i love you too
oh yes
i need more
i need another pill
im posting this you know so when im sober i can look back and go what the fuck did we do!?
oh well
my balls are the size of meatballs
everyones asleep
even chris is asleep
we're the only ones left
we must repopulate the world
ooooh cd's done
have we finished?
lets go have a danish
and a dance
in my pants
hahahahahaha
so funny add on to what i said

off for a danish and dance in our pants tata