Conspiracy
I think Biola is the only school in the world that actually has classes today. Today also happens to be Spring Preview Day where the high school kids come to check out the campus. I think its a big conspiracy, we have class today so that the high school kids can not miss high school but still check out the college and hopefully sell their kidney on the black market for tuition. Another conspiracy, free ice cream sandwiches. There were giving them out next to the fountain for "Founders Week," I've never heard of this "Founders Week" nor of them giving away free ice cream sandwiches. Spring preview day - - more like "lets dazzle you with how cool our school is while we rob you blind" day.