Chat Post Time!
El: ((...))
El: (("The Merriam-Webster dictionary has been banned from certain schools in California on account of its sexual content."))
Puck: Yui: *ohgood*
Song: *departed withwhat
Puck: wh
Puck: sexua
Puck: wh
Puck: i
Puck: y
Puck: n
Puck: *initiates Third Impact*
Puck: EVERYONE IS TANG NOW
El: ((...apparently because it defined certain sexual terms too graphically.))
Puck: TANG!
Puck: I have also named Frog.
Puck: Dale.
GG: Dale?
Puck: Dale.
GG: ...why?
Puck: "over hill, over dale"
GG: ...I don't get it. What's that have to do with him?
Puck: dales are valleys.
GG: I know that.
Puck: So are glens.
GG: ........
GG: .......................
El: what's a good name for a fertility clinic?
Puck: ......eggspresso?
Jin: east india trading company
Jin: you kinda have to admire such clever evil
Jin: they not only colonized the shit out of the world
Jin: they also blackmailed Queen Victoria
Puck: So, the POTC version of them -- not evil enough, or just the right amount?
Jin: not nearly evil enough
Puck: It's so nice of Hawaiiian and Japanese to put into words that trope you and i are so fond of, the made-family.
TK: Ohana and… crap, I forgot the Japanese one. It started with y.
Puck: Ohana and Nakama, respectively.
TK: Nakama! That's it.
TK: …I think I was thinking of yakuza. Wow, self.
Puck: No, that's the mob. :D
El: ((http://25.media.tumblr.com/3dc5d28a7b3fca648adc738fb4a8e405/tumblr_mk8ph0sM7k1qho212o1_500.jpg))
Puck: ....base killin ur du--- OH. UR.
El: :-D
Puck: MAN THAT TOOK ME A MOMENT
Bex: http://perciwhale.tumblr.com/post/47033526177/disparateyouth-caindeimos-disparateyouth
Puck: Oh Ichigo :D ACTUALLY THAT IS KON LOL STUPID ME
Puck: this is also what Bleach is about
Bex: hypnotized now
Puck: Just as planned.
Puck: but if I hurt you/i'd make wine from your tears
Bex: ... So I'm watching Hannibal.
Puck: ...........well that's frighteningly appropriate
GG: ...so, want to see something that will remove any fear of Slenderman that you may have remaining?
Puck: I never had the fear because I don't watch the stuff :D
GG: :D
Puck: I just prey on the fear of others
Puck: Because I'm evil.
Rin: . . . goddammit Puck now I want to write fire bender Jet again
Puck: ....I'm sorry?
Rin: HOW DO YOU DO THAT YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE HIM
Rin: *flails at you*
Puck: I DON'T KNOW HOW I DID THAT
Spyri: (Oh god, Pux, I want to school people on kink memes sometimes. When women literally have no idea how men's bodies work.)
Puck: well, let's be fair.
Puck: often the women have no idea how women's bodies work too
Spyri: True.
Spyri: "I want a fic with a man in his mid 30s who isn't asexual has NEVER had an orgasm."
Puck: Then you're pretty much stuck with Edward Cullen.
Puck: Maybe
Spyri: :|
TK: Right. Well, hmm. Lionel is obviously a wild mage of some sort.
Puck: With lions. Shockingly.
TK: I am so shocked.
TK: My shocked face looks like this: :|
GG: Okay, dead humans go to Soul Society if they don't become hollows, but there also seems people who were born there?
GG: we get flashbacks of people being younger than they are presently.
Puck: Yep. Court of Pure Souls.
Puck: Which implies the soul was born there.
Puck: But~
Puck: There are shinigami who were born in our world, went to soul society, and then became shinigami. :D
GG: ...
GG: (ﾉ・_・)ﾉ 彡 ┻━┻
Puck: I haven't pronounced the 'g' in 'ing' outside of music in yonks.
El: technically, you're not pronouncing the 'g'. 'ng' is the english spelling way of writing the sound called an 'engma.' but, yeah, that tends to vary based on age and speech style.
El: it's i think the...velar nasal? as opposed to the alveolar (palatal?) nasal. and then m is the labial nasal.
Puck: I have no idea what any of that means so I will take your word for it.
GG: There needs to be a word that means "the act of doing something nice out of spite".
Puck: Let's go see if German has it.
Bex: Wait, Hasbro is making humanized pony toys?
Puck: Yes. Probably to compete with Monster High.
Puck: The movie/spinoff show is of course to market said toys.
Bex: I'm confused as to how this is a problem.
Puck: It's ruined Transformers MLP forever.
Puck: *loans!*
TK: lesbian Greek mythology hell yes
TK: *refreshes mailbox obsessively*
Puck: loaned!
TK: there you are come to mama
Puck: Kat said she'd be back at 11:30 probably and WHY AM I HUNGRY ARGH *goes to make corn dogs*
GG: ...
GG: You're addicted to corn dogs.
Puck: YES AND YOUR POINT?
GG: It's unhealthy?
Puck: SAYS WHO?
GG: The surgeon general?
Puck: ....well, I'll just have to kill him then, WON'T I?!
GG: ...
Puck: "A young man is forced to leave his lover, usually to go to sea. On his return he finds her on the point of being married to another man. In some versions he goes into mourning, with the green willow as a symbol of his unhappiness (willow is considered to be a weeping tree). In other versions he reminds her of her broken promise, and she dies mysteriously. In some versions he simply contemplates his lover left behind, without actually returning to find her being married. In other versions, the young man is a street hawker who is mourning his separation from his lover who has been transported to Australia for stealing."
....annnnd none of these are the version I know.
El: ...is this count of monte cristo or sweeney todd?
Puck: All Around My Hat.
Spyri: :|
Spyri: Fandoms, genderbending and racebending only work when the cast is all male in source or all white in source.
Puck: Not really? *racebent Firefly but left POC actors alone*
Spyri: Well.
Spyri: That too.
Spyri: But they're talking about taking a character and genderbending her to a guy.
Puck: No.
Puck: (Clarice?)
Spyri: Yes.
Puck: No.
Puck: Go to fail.
Puck: Go directly to fail.
Puck: Do not pass Go.
Puck: Do not collect 200 slashfics
El: zuko--...i guess i'll see you around, if we both hunt here...
Puck: El: zuko--...i guess i'll see you around, if we both hunt here...
Puck: ...what the fuck did that just
Puck: how
El: ....o.O
Puck: HOWWWWWWWWWWWW
El: O.o
Puck: Yes this is a saga in which I take a cracked out premise AND THEN TRY TO WRITE SERIOUS FIC WITH IT WHY
Rin: . . . Puck
Rin: you are talking to ME
Puck: yes i know
Puck: i hoped maybe you could explain
Puck: since you do it too
Rin: well, I do it because i like to make people cry
Rin: and then stop
Rin: and go
Rin: "WHY THE FUCK AM I IN TEARS OVER AN ANIMORPHS/ATLA FUSION??????"
Rin: "WHY THE FUCK DOES AN ANIMORPHS/ATLA FUSION EVEN EXIST?"
Rin: you know
Rin: that kind of thing
Puck: See this may be the difference because I don't try to hurt people
Rin: and then I chuckle malevolently--well THERE'S your problem
Rin: geez
Puck: I AM THE PACIFIC RIM OF FANDOM
Puck: I RUN ON AWESOME SHIT AND HOPE
Puck: and also on punching giant ass monsters in the face
Puck: " unironically comparing whining about anime to spartan warriors"
TK: Does he know that Spartan warriors encouraged homosexual relationships?
Puck: Well let's be fair
Puck: 300 didn't know that either
Puck: "(BTW, Fakir says the Prince and the Raver (A/N: I AM NEVER APOLOGIZING FOR THIS TYPO) is “A tale for children and nothing more.” I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, SHOW.)”
GG: XD
Puck: Quoth the Raven, "SOULS GALORE!"
Puck: there is
a house
in new orleans
they calllllllllll
the riiiiiiiiiiiiii
sing sun
Puck: AND IT'S BEEEEEEEEEEEN
THE RUIN
OF MANY AAAAAA POOR BOY
GG: and god, you know you're one?
Puck: THAT'S THE LINE
GG: :D
Puck: God, Kouji is adorbs
TK: He iiiiis.
Puck: "Welp, my heartbrother and blood brother just got arrested. time to plot an assault on the palace."
TK: omg he's like a hobbit with an AK-47.
Bex: ACES AND EIGHTS
Puck: Someone gon' die
Puck: ...black aces and eights, right?
Bex: Yep. :D
Bex: In Silent Hill.
Puck: someone gon' DIE.
Bex: But the three men were unexpectedly caught in a storm (yes, on Tempest Mountain).
Puck: ......
Puck: how is that unexpected
Bex: They're Mythos investigators.
Puck: Yes but
Puck: TEMPEST mountain
Bex: He's investigating what killed and ate seventy-five people.
Puck: TEMPEST
Bex: They're dumb, is what I'm saying.
Puck: o i c
Puck: ...the only relevant sound for me is coming out in french and I'm not sure it applies anyway
Lyrica: ?
Puck: I have no strong feelings either way toward your scenario is the best translation of what I'm getting.
Lyrica: comme-ci, comme-ca?
Puck: YES YOU GOT IT AND YET I'M PRETTY SURE THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY APPLY TO THE SITUATION
Puck: "Because he's a cowardly sack of shit," Elena muttered.
GG: Hey now!
GG: Sacks of shit can serve a useful function!
Puck: So can his dead body.
Puck: The same function, even!
Skye: i just pray that now since there's hoardes in pokemon x/y they don't actually give us hoardes of zubat o_o;
Puck: ahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHSDHASUFH'OWEIHF OSIHFOSHEF;OSHFHASDF
Puck: God and you're going to get XY before me too.
Skye: i can't exactly do much until you get your copy anyway
Puck: Target opens at 8 :D
Skye: most i can do is figure out how soon i can start trading
Skye: ah, and i won't get mine until after gamestop opens at 10
Puck: So we'll be maybe an hour apart. Shiny.
Skye: see? not much of a time difference when you account for the time difference
Puck: .....
Skye: ....
Skye: *headdesk*
Puck: WELL THAT'S GOING IN A CHAT LOG
Skye: f***
Puck: <3
TK: What do you call a character that is a canon character but we know less than nothing about them?
Puck: My babies.
GG: ...tell me not to poke the chickens
Puck: ...don't poke the chickens?
GG: Chox got me A Link Between Worlds. :D
Puck: DO NOT POKE THE CHICKENS
Puck: .................see now I'm just picturing Pink with a Yveltal
GG: "...where did you get that"
Puck: "Oh, Team Flair were going to siphon its energy to destroy all the Pokémon. So I let Spark out."
GG: "There is something special about that- look, not important, you can't keep it!"
Puck: "But he likes me. :<"
GG: "He's the embodiment of Destruction!"
Puck: "...I thought that was Spark."
GG: "I'm being literal here."
GG: "...stop feeding the embodiment of destruction cupcakes."
Puck: "He likes them!"
Puck: https://31.media.tumblr.com/f6d9a26b8614a5acb429c58e8d952f7a/tumblr_n0hfd5e31b1ro55weo1_500.gif ......i. I am torn between BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP and MAKE BABIES.
Tai: Hard to say, given t hat arrow necklace she's running around wearing.
Puck: ....THREESOME :D
Tai: There we go.
Puck: ALL OF THE BABIES
Puck: Clint can watch the nest.
GG: Gangnam Style is a year and a half old.
Puck: AtLA will be ten next year
GG: rymkhmj
Discussing the name of a possible Reno Nobody:
Lyrica: ...haha. Roxas and Roxen?
Puck: *pfffft*
Puck: One Roxas, two Roxen.
Lyrica: ...
Puck: :D
Lyrica: go to bed
GG: "All around the lumberry bush, the mankey chased the sneasel..."
Puck: "The sneasel turned, Slashed it in the face"
GG: I'm pretty sure that's not how it ow my shins.
El: (("The Merriam-Webster dictionary has been banned from certain schools in California on account of its sexual content."))
Puck: Yui: *ohgood*
Song: *departed withwhat
Puck: wh
Puck: sexua
Puck: wh
Puck: i
Puck: y
Puck: n
Puck: *initiates Third Impact*
Puck: EVERYONE IS TANG NOW
El: ((...apparently because it defined certain sexual terms too graphically.))
Puck: TANG!
Puck: I have also named Frog.
Puck: Dale.
GG: Dale?
Puck: Dale.
GG: ...why?
Puck: "over hill, over dale"
GG: ...I don't get it. What's that have to do with him?
Puck: dales are valleys.
GG: I know that.
Puck: So are glens.
GG: ........
GG: .......................
El: what's a good name for a fertility clinic?
Puck: ......eggspresso?
Jin: east india trading company
Jin: you kinda have to admire such clever evil
Jin: they not only colonized the shit out of the world
Jin: they also blackmailed Queen Victoria
Puck: So, the POTC version of them -- not evil enough, or just the right amount?
Jin: not nearly evil enough
Puck: It's so nice of Hawaiiian and Japanese to put into words that trope you and i are so fond of, the made-family.
TK: Ohana and… crap, I forgot the Japanese one. It started with y.
Puck: Ohana and Nakama, respectively.
TK: Nakama! That's it.
TK: …I think I was thinking of yakuza. Wow, self.
Puck: No, that's the mob. :D
El: ((http://25.media.tumblr.com/3dc5d28a7b3fca648adc738fb4a8e405/tumblr_mk8ph0sM7k1qho212o1_500.jpg))
Puck: ....base killin ur du--- OH. UR.
El: :-D
Puck: MAN THAT TOOK ME A MOMENT
Bex: http://perciwhale.tumblr.com/post/47033526177/disparateyouth-caindeimos-disparateyouth
Puck: Oh Ichigo :D ACTUALLY THAT IS KON LOL STUPID ME
Puck: this is also what Bleach is about
Bex: hypnotized now
Puck: Just as planned.
Puck: but if I hurt you/i'd make wine from your tears
Bex: ... So I'm watching Hannibal.
Puck: ...........well that's frighteningly appropriate
GG: ...so, want to see something that will remove any fear of Slenderman that you may have remaining?
Puck: I never had the fear because I don't watch the stuff :D
GG: :D
Puck: I just prey on the fear of others
Puck: Because I'm evil.
Rin: . . . goddammit Puck now I want to write fire bender Jet again
Puck: ....I'm sorry?
Rin: HOW DO YOU DO THAT YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE HIM
Rin: *flails at you*
Puck: I DON'T KNOW HOW I DID THAT
Spyri: (Oh god, Pux, I want to school people on kink memes sometimes. When women literally have no idea how men's bodies work.)
Puck: well, let's be fair.
Puck: often the women have no idea how women's bodies work too
Spyri: True.
Spyri: "I want a fic with a man in his mid 30s who isn't asexual has NEVER had an orgasm."
Puck: Then you're pretty much stuck with Edward Cullen.
Puck: Maybe
Spyri: :|
TK: Right. Well, hmm. Lionel is obviously a wild mage of some sort.
Puck: With lions. Shockingly.
TK: I am so shocked.
TK: My shocked face looks like this: :|
GG: Okay, dead humans go to Soul Society if they don't become hollows, but there also seems people who were born there?
GG: we get flashbacks of people being younger than they are presently.
Puck: Yep. Court of Pure Souls.
Puck: Which implies the soul was born there.
Puck: But~
Puck: There are shinigami who were born in our world, went to soul society, and then became shinigami. :D
GG: ...
GG: (ﾉ・_・)ﾉ 彡 ┻━┻
Puck: I haven't pronounced the 'g' in 'ing' outside of music in yonks.
El: technically, you're not pronouncing the 'g'. 'ng' is the english spelling way of writing the sound called an 'engma.' but, yeah, that tends to vary based on age and speech style.
El: it's i think the...velar nasal? as opposed to the alveolar (palatal?) nasal. and then m is the labial nasal.
Puck: I have no idea what any of that means so I will take your word for it.
GG: There needs to be a word that means "the act of doing something nice out of spite".
Puck: Let's go see if German has it.
Bex: Wait, Hasbro is making humanized pony toys?
Puck: Yes. Probably to compete with Monster High.
Puck: The movie/spinoff show is of course to market said toys.
Bex: I'm confused as to how this is a problem.
Puck: It's ruined Transformers MLP forever.
Puck: *loans!*
TK: lesbian Greek mythology hell yes
TK: *refreshes mailbox obsessively*
Puck: loaned!
TK: there you are come to mama
Puck: Kat said she'd be back at 11:30 probably and WHY AM I HUNGRY ARGH *goes to make corn dogs*
GG: ...
GG: You're addicted to corn dogs.
Puck: YES AND YOUR POINT?
GG: It's unhealthy?
Puck: SAYS WHO?
GG: The surgeon general?
Puck: ....well, I'll just have to kill him then, WON'T I?!
GG: ...
Puck: "A young man is forced to leave his lover, usually to go to sea. On his return he finds her on the point of being married to another man. In some versions he goes into mourning, with the green willow as a symbol of his unhappiness (willow is considered to be a weeping tree). In other versions he reminds her of her broken promise, and she dies mysteriously. In some versions he simply contemplates his lover left behind, without actually returning to find her being married. In other versions, the young man is a street hawker who is mourning his separation from his lover who has been transported to Australia for stealing."
....annnnd none of these are the version I know.
El: ...is this count of monte cristo or sweeney todd?
Puck: All Around My Hat.
Spyri: :|
Spyri: Fandoms, genderbending and racebending only work when the cast is all male in source or all white in source.
Puck: Not really? *racebent Firefly but left POC actors alone*
Spyri: Well.
Spyri: That too.
Spyri: But they're talking about taking a character and genderbending her to a guy.
Puck: No.
Puck: (Clarice?)
Spyri: Yes.
Puck: No.
Puck: Go to fail.
Puck: Go directly to fail.
Puck: Do not pass Go.
Puck: Do not collect 200 slashfics
El: zuko--...i guess i'll see you around, if we both hunt here...
Puck: El: zuko--...i guess i'll see you around, if we both hunt here...
Puck: ...what the fuck did that just
Puck: how
El: ....o.O
Puck: HOWWWWWWWWWWWW
El: O.o
Puck: Yes this is a saga in which I take a cracked out premise AND THEN TRY TO WRITE SERIOUS FIC WITH IT WHY
Rin: . . . Puck
Rin: you are talking to ME
Puck: yes i know
Puck: i hoped maybe you could explain
Puck: since you do it too
Rin: well, I do it because i like to make people cry
Rin: and then stop
Rin: and go
Rin: "WHY THE FUCK AM I IN TEARS OVER AN ANIMORPHS/ATLA FUSION??????"
Rin: "WHY THE FUCK DOES AN ANIMORPHS/ATLA FUSION EVEN EXIST?"
Rin: you know
Rin: that kind of thing
Puck: See this may be the difference because I don't try to hurt people
Rin: and then I chuckle malevolently--well THERE'S your problem
Rin: geez
Puck: I AM THE PACIFIC RIM OF FANDOM
Puck: I RUN ON AWESOME SHIT AND HOPE
Puck: and also on punching giant ass monsters in the face
Puck: " unironically comparing whining about anime to spartan warriors"
TK: Does he know that Spartan warriors encouraged homosexual relationships?
Puck: Well let's be fair
Puck: 300 didn't know that either
Puck: "(BTW, Fakir says the Prince and the Raver (A/N: I AM NEVER APOLOGIZING FOR THIS TYPO) is “A tale for children and nothing more.” I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, SHOW.)”
GG: XD
Puck: Quoth the Raven, "SOULS GALORE!"
Puck: there is
a house
in new orleans
they calllllllllll
the riiiiiiiiiiiiii
sing sun
Puck: AND IT'S BEEEEEEEEEEEN
THE RUIN
OF MANY AAAAAA POOR BOY
GG: and god, you know you're one?
Puck: THAT'S THE LINE
GG: :D
Puck: God, Kouji is adorbs
TK: He iiiiis.
Puck: "Welp, my heartbrother and blood brother just got arrested. time to plot an assault on the palace."
TK: omg he's like a hobbit with an AK-47.
Bex: ACES AND EIGHTS
Puck: Someone gon' die
Puck: ...black aces and eights, right?
Bex: Yep. :D
Bex: In Silent Hill.
Puck: someone gon' DIE.
Bex: But the three men were unexpectedly caught in a storm (yes, on Tempest Mountain).
Puck: ......
Puck: how is that unexpected
Bex: They're Mythos investigators.
Puck: Yes but
Puck: TEMPEST mountain
Bex: He's investigating what killed and ate seventy-five people.
Puck: TEMPEST
Bex: They're dumb, is what I'm saying.
Puck: o i c
Puck: ...the only relevant sound for me is coming out in french and I'm not sure it applies anyway
Lyrica: ?
Puck: I have no strong feelings either way toward your scenario is the best translation of what I'm getting.
Lyrica: comme-ci, comme-ca?
Puck: YES YOU GOT IT AND YET I'M PRETTY SURE THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY APPLY TO THE SITUATION
Puck: "Because he's a cowardly sack of shit," Elena muttered.
GG: Hey now!
GG: Sacks of shit can serve a useful function!
Puck: So can his dead body.
Puck: The same function, even!
Skye: i just pray that now since there's hoardes in pokemon x/y they don't actually give us hoardes of zubat o_o;
Puck: ahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHSDHASUFH'OWEIHF OSIHFOSHEF;OSHFHASDF
Puck: God and you're going to get XY before me too.
Skye: i can't exactly do much until you get your copy anyway
Puck: Target opens at 8 :D
Skye: most i can do is figure out how soon i can start trading
Skye: ah, and i won't get mine until after gamestop opens at 10
Puck: So we'll be maybe an hour apart. Shiny.
Skye: see? not much of a time difference when you account for the time difference
Puck: .....
Skye: ....
Skye: *headdesk*
Puck: WELL THAT'S GOING IN A CHAT LOG
Skye: f***
Puck: <3
TK: What do you call a character that is a canon character but we know less than nothing about them?
Puck: My babies.
GG: ...tell me not to poke the chickens
Puck: ...don't poke the chickens?
GG: Chox got me A Link Between Worlds. :D
Puck: DO NOT POKE THE CHICKENS
Puck: .................see now I'm just picturing Pink with a Yveltal
GG: "...where did you get that"
Puck: "Oh, Team Flair were going to siphon its energy to destroy all the Pokémon. So I let Spark out."
GG: "There is something special about that- look, not important, you can't keep it!"
Puck: "But he likes me. :<"
GG: "He's the embodiment of Destruction!"
Puck: "...I thought that was Spark."
GG: "I'm being literal here."
GG: "...stop feeding the embodiment of destruction cupcakes."
Puck: "He likes them!"
Puck: https://31.media.tumblr.com/f6d9a26b8614a5acb429c58e8d952f7a/tumblr_n0hfd5e31b1ro55weo1_500.gif ......i. I am torn between BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP and MAKE BABIES.
Tai: Hard to say, given t hat arrow necklace she's running around wearing.
Puck: ....THREESOME :D
Tai: There we go.
Puck: ALL OF THE BABIES
Puck: Clint can watch the nest.
GG: Gangnam Style is a year and a half old.
Puck: AtLA will be ten next year
GG: rymkhmj
Discussing the name of a possible Reno Nobody:
Lyrica: ...haha. Roxas and Roxen?
Puck: *pfffft*
Puck: One Roxas, two Roxen.
Lyrica: ...
Puck: :D
Lyrica: go to bed
GG: "All around the lumberry bush, the mankey chased the sneasel..."
Puck: "The sneasel turned, Slashed it in the face"
GG: I'm pretty sure that's not how it ow my shins.