A chat post! A chat post! We're going to have a chat post!
Puck: http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa305/secondgryphon/Sketches/EVA/SunshineRei.jpg
GG: *blinkblink*
GG: I would not drink that.
Puck: Nor would I.
Puck: I don't know who's in it.
Bex: I have no idea what [Death of a Salesman]'s about. Presumably the title?
Puck: It's about the Salesman's happy 1950s Ideal Life falling apart and in the end he dies.
Bex: D:
Puck: Only it was never Ideal in the first place.
Puck: It's by the guy who wrote the Crucible.
Bex: ... okay.
Bex: suddenly all is explained.
TK: Dear google: I asked you how long somebody can survive after being stabbed. I did NOT expect to get an article on how to stay awake in meetings.
GG: If I may share a thought?
Puck: oppa gangam style
GG: ...that was pretty much my thought.
GG: As it happens.
Puck: BLOOD FUCKING BLOOD EVERYWHERE RAINING FROM THE SKIES FIRE BLOOD AND ASH BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD WHAHHHRRRRRGAAABBBL blood
GG: ...
GG: So, blood then?
Puck: Apparently so.
Bex: Someone else did Rubio/Mercury! :D
Bex: ... Rubeus.
Bex: Rubio is hedgey.
Bex: Noatak's bb girl?
Puck: Possible!
Puck: Or even Tarrlok's.
Bex: Tarrlok bb! :D
Puck: Or Noatak's raised by Tarrlok because "I'M AN ASSASSIN I CAN'T RAISE KIDS" "WHY DO YOU THINK I C-- HEY GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE"
Bex: :D :D :D
Puck: So hey wanna see the stupidest complaint about Elementary from Sherlock fans yet?
GG: Hoo BOY do I ever! =D
Puck: "Elementary on the other hand seems terribly westernized"
GG: ...
Puck: :D
GG: what
GG: the
Puck: :DDD
GG: out of cabbage error
GG: melon melon melon
GG: i need scissors
GG: sixty-one
Puck: No, it's cool. I think my folks are Boomers too.
Puck: ....baby boomers.
Puck: Not boomers.
Puck: Boomers are robots that go berk.
TK: :D
Puck: Oh Bubblegum Crisis, how your title does not at all explain you.
Puck: So I put Sokka on Zuko's ship at night and just had two water fae fuck with him, but kept him on the boat becaus Sokka knows better.
Jin: even zuko should know better
Jin: the caldera is an island
Puck: He does for the most part, I believe.
Puck: Of course if he sees someone in distress in the water all bets are off because Zuko.
Jin: lol true
Puck: ZUKO THIS IS WHY YOU ALMOST GOT EATEN BY MERMAID!KATARA
Puck: And now I go to meet Princess Zelda and Chancellor Cole.
TK: oh my god
Puck: That's what I said when he walked on screen.
Puck: "VILLAIN! VILLAIN! LOOK AT THAT LEPRECHAUN HE ISN'T EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT. VIIIIIIIILAAAAAAAAIN."
TK: OBVIOUSLY EVIL
Puck: And then he turned out to be evil.
Puck: It's the hats, I tell you.
TK: More than one hat = evil. Obviously.
Puck: He wears the hat to hide the horns.
TK: ...seriously?
Puck: I am not even kidding.
TK: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8goifDejs1rbec6fo1_500.jpg
Puck: ...what is Loki doing i wonder
Puck: ALSO STEVE YOUR BOOK IS IN THE WATER
Puck: LIKE IN THE WATER IN THE WATER
Puck: http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/50413204/474148
TK: …okay, I get the second two...
TK: What's with the Jack Daniels?
Puck: You know what Jack Daniels is?
TK: Whiskey?
Puck: Yes.
TK: Okay good.
TK: OH
Puck: :D
Bex: ... well, gyromancy is a new one on me
Puck: gyroman-- what?
Puck: Magically gyros appear?
Bex: Spinning in a circle and the divination is based on the symbol/letter where you stumble out of the circle. Repeat as necessary until you get something coherent. Or die.
Puck: ....I like mine better.
Bex: SH1, why do you even let people say yes or no about taking things?
Bex: YOU WILL TAKE THE KEY UND YOU WILL LIKE IT!
Puck: If we are saying und should not our wills be vills?
Bex: All right, all right.
Bex: YOU VILL TAKE THE KEY UND YOU VILL LIKE IT!
Puck: :D
Puck: Son of Coul what are you doing
GG: He's here to kick ass and collect trading cards.
Puck: And he's all out of trading cards.
GG: *looks at Fury*
Puck: AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT DIRECTOR FURY FOR FUCK'S SAKE
GG: ...
GG: What number am I thinking of?
Puck: Square
GG: :O
GG: We are synchronized!
Puck: I hope not.
Puck: Because then in two weeks you will also be bleeding from the crotch.
Puck: About the guy who trapped us in the theatre courtyard:
"Whoever this guy is, he is definitely a threat and should be avoided."
I AM SO GLAD WE ARE SMART IN THIS GAME.
Puck: UNLIKE OTHER PROTAGONISTS I CAN THINK OF.
Puck: RICARDO.
Puck: YOU DUMBFUCK.
Puck: oh so i found pepper/phil fic that also has background steve/bucky/tony and it is made of amazing and awesome and an OC intern named ian who is also awesome and has coperate espionage and darcy too and aASDFGHJKL have a link
El: i've seen that one. ^^
Puck: ....and you didn't tell me D:
El: i just saw it earlier this afternoon D:
Puck: oh okay
Puck: I found it yesterday
Puck: ....also Toby Maguire can't sing for shit.
El: i'll take your word for it
Puck: He went flat.
Puck: We only hear HIM sing the jingle and I can still tell he went flat.
Puck: "But my lord, there IS no such force!"
"I HAVE BRED IT!"
Bex: kitties?
Puck: Uruks.
Bex: .... :D
Bex: G'night, Puxlove.
Puck: Good night, Becca. Sleep well. I'll likely text you in the morning.
Bex: ... I see what you did there.
Puck: Why anyone would build near Silent Hill....
Bex: They apparently originally came from Silent Hill.
Puck: .....
Puck: WHY WOULD THEY NOT BUILD ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE PLANET
Bex: I do not know!
Puck: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButThouMust Beware!
El: i am the box ghost!
Puck: ...I love you unconditionally.
TK: Every day he's dumbling!
Puck: .....Dumbledore would totally know how to shuffl and how to gangnam style
TK: oh my god Dumbles gangnam styling.
TK: that makes me feel so much better about the Sherlock nonsense.
Puck: 'EEEEEEEEEEEY SEXAY LADAY'
'Albus what are you doing.'
'SEVERUS COME JOIN ME'
'....'
Puck: Well, there came three men from Kent, me boys
For to plough for wheat and rye
And these three men took a solemn vow
John Barleycorn must die
So they ploughed him deep in a furrow, boys
And they sowed rye o'er his head
And these three men went rejoicing home,
"John Barleycorn is dead!"
El: ((i like the one about the three women who turned him into beer better.))
Puck: [There are approximately infinity-billion versions of John Barleycorn. He gets turned into beer in all of them.]
Puck: ....do you have a copy of Phule's Company to hand?
GG: Somewhere.
Puck: easy to find?
GG: I'd have to get out of my chair.
GG: You monster.
Puck: It's for science.
GG: Well, if it's for science.
Puck: It is.
GG: got it.
Puck: Look at Chapter One, where they talk about the Port-A-Brain.
GG: k?
GG: holy shit it's a kindle.
Puck: No, sir.
Puck: it's a smartphone.
GG: :O
GG: It is!
GG: It fucking is!
Puck: :D
Puck: Now that I've blown your, ahem, brain for the evening...
GG: ಠ_ಠ
Puck: :D
Bex: Silent Hill: Origins = Travis is kind of awesome, despite general shitty story. We have the Butcher here, which looks like a Pyramid Head knock-off.
Silent Hill 1 = Harry Mason is in town on vacation. He loses his daughter to cultists. Rescues her. Gets a new one. Pyramid Head is not involved.
Silent Hill 2 = Pyramid Head chastises James with the great chastisement.
Silent Hill 3 = The cult comes back to claim Heather Mason. People die. Heather is not one of them. There's some background stuff that suggests Pyramid Head is not unknown to the cult.
Silent Hill 4 = Fuck Silent Hill. We're doing something else. But closely connected with a dude mentioned in SH2.
Silent Hill: Homecoming = Pyramid Head punishes people and reclaims his boy.
Puck: Butcher is maybe proto-pyramid head? An early incarnation?
Puck: Or perhaps becomes PH as a result of the cult?
Bex: I'm not sure. The cult stuff... the represent him as the Red Servant and Valtiel as the Yellow Servant. If I'm remembering correctly. He's implied to have always been a part of things.
Puck: *nods* Perhaps the Butcher is a weakened variation, as a result of the Cheryl shenanigans?
Bex: Ooh
Puck: /just tossing stuff out there
Bex: *likes theories they can coalesce into cool stuff*
Puck: :D
Bex: So you've got the god in Cheryl's womb, but then she's burned half to death, and so it and its servants are weakened.
Puck: ...is this like me coming up with better transformers appearance-based insults than the actual transformers fans?
Bex: Yes.
Puck: Awesome.
Puck: The Wraiths just got empion-mined.
Scott: DID THEY WAS IT BY MICKEY MOUSE LOL
Puck: ...what?
Scott: BECAUSE LUCAS SOLD STAR WARS TO DISNEY
Scott: GET IT
Scott: GET IT
Puck: I do have a block button.
TK: So many people keep calling me saying, "So, can we count on your vote for Mitt Romney?" and I just laugh.
Puck: At this point I would just go "EVERYONE AT THIS ADDRESS HAS VOTED, BITCHES! MAIL-IN BALLOTS. AND MINE WENT TO THE OBAMINATOR! LIVE IN FEAR, QUISLINGS!"
TK: XD
Puck: Hi, I have lots and lots and LOTS of stress, CAN YOU FUCKING TELL?
El: ...BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY MOUNTAINS IN IOWA
Puck: ...i-- wha-- bu-- MIDWEST! WHICH IS ANCIENT STEREOTYPICAL INDIAN FOR GIANT FUCKING FLAT LAND!
Puck: Angelo for president
TK: Um.
TK: I adore Angelo.
TK: Forever and ever.
TK: But that's like...
TK: The only thing worse would be Sanchez/Stark 2016.
Puck: He'd be a better pres than Romney tho.
Puck: Especially WW!Angelo.
Puck: He's rich! The GOP will love him!
TK: Hahaha.
TK: Until he gets into office.
Puck: Yep.
Puck: "Yeah that was all lies."
Puck: "...but."
"No seriously. Lying is my superpower."
TK: He would make a splendid politicia--
Puck: Yes see?
TK: ...
TK: ...
TK: so.
Puck: :D
TK: Under what circumstances would Angelo not go for the Insidiator status and instead become DuMorne's backstabbing protégé?
GG: *blinkblink*
GG: I would not drink that.
Puck: Nor would I.
Puck: I don't know who's in it.
Bex: I have no idea what [Death of a Salesman]'s about. Presumably the title?
Puck: It's about the Salesman's happy 1950s Ideal Life falling apart and in the end he dies.
Bex: D:
Puck: Only it was never Ideal in the first place.
Puck: It's by the guy who wrote the Crucible.
Bex: ... okay.
Bex: suddenly all is explained.
TK: Dear google: I asked you how long somebody can survive after being stabbed. I did NOT expect to get an article on how to stay awake in meetings.
GG: If I may share a thought?
Puck: oppa gangam style
GG: ...that was pretty much my thought.
GG: As it happens.
Puck: BLOOD FUCKING BLOOD EVERYWHERE RAINING FROM THE SKIES FIRE BLOOD AND ASH BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD WHAHHHRRRRRGAAABBBL blood
GG: ...
GG: So, blood then?
Puck: Apparently so.
Bex: Someone else did Rubio/Mercury! :D
Bex: ... Rubeus.
Bex: Rubio is hedgey.
Bex: Noatak's bb girl?
Puck: Possible!
Puck: Or even Tarrlok's.
Bex: Tarrlok bb! :D
Puck: Or Noatak's raised by Tarrlok because "I'M AN ASSASSIN I CAN'T RAISE KIDS" "WHY DO YOU THINK I C-- HEY GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE"
Bex: :D :D :D
Puck: So hey wanna see the stupidest complaint about Elementary from Sherlock fans yet?
GG: Hoo BOY do I ever! =D
Puck: "Elementary on the other hand seems terribly westernized"
GG: ...
Puck: :D
GG: what
GG: the
Puck: :DDD
GG: out of cabbage error
GG: melon melon melon
GG: i need scissors
GG: sixty-one
Puck: No, it's cool. I think my folks are Boomers too.
Puck: ....baby boomers.
Puck: Not boomers.
Puck: Boomers are robots that go berk.
TK: :D
Puck: Oh Bubblegum Crisis, how your title does not at all explain you.
Puck: So I put Sokka on Zuko's ship at night and just had two water fae fuck with him, but kept him on the boat becaus Sokka knows better.
Jin: even zuko should know better
Jin: the caldera is an island
Puck: He does for the most part, I believe.
Puck: Of course if he sees someone in distress in the water all bets are off because Zuko.
Jin: lol true
Puck: ZUKO THIS IS WHY YOU ALMOST GOT EATEN BY MERMAID!KATARA
Puck: And now I go to meet Princess Zelda and Chancellor Cole.
TK: oh my god
Puck: That's what I said when he walked on screen.
Puck: "VILLAIN! VILLAIN! LOOK AT THAT LEPRECHAUN HE ISN'T EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT. VIIIIIIIILAAAAAAAAIN."
TK: OBVIOUSLY EVIL
Puck: And then he turned out to be evil.
Puck: It's the hats, I tell you.
TK: More than one hat = evil. Obviously.
Puck: He wears the hat to hide the horns.
TK: ...seriously?
Puck: I am not even kidding.
TK: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8goifDejs1rbec6fo1_500.jpg
Puck: ...what is Loki doing i wonder
Puck: ALSO STEVE YOUR BOOK IS IN THE WATER
Puck: LIKE IN THE WATER IN THE WATER
Puck: http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/50413204/474148
TK: …okay, I get the second two...
TK: What's with the Jack Daniels?
Puck: You know what Jack Daniels is?
TK: Whiskey?
Puck: Yes.
TK: Okay good.
TK: OH
Puck: :D
Bex: ... well, gyromancy is a new one on me
Puck: gyroman-- what?
Puck: Magically gyros appear?
Bex: Spinning in a circle and the divination is based on the symbol/letter where you stumble out of the circle. Repeat as necessary until you get something coherent. Or die.
Puck: ....I like mine better.
Bex: SH1, why do you even let people say yes or no about taking things?
Bex: YOU WILL TAKE THE KEY UND YOU WILL LIKE IT!
Puck: If we are saying und should not our wills be vills?
Bex: All right, all right.
Bex: YOU VILL TAKE THE KEY UND YOU VILL LIKE IT!
Puck: :D
Puck: Son of Coul what are you doing
GG: He's here to kick ass and collect trading cards.
Puck: And he's all out of trading cards.
GG: *looks at Fury*
Puck: AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT DIRECTOR FURY FOR FUCK'S SAKE
GG: ...
GG: What number am I thinking of?
Puck: Square
GG: :O
GG: We are synchronized!
Puck: I hope not.
Puck: Because then in two weeks you will also be bleeding from the crotch.
Puck: About the guy who trapped us in the theatre courtyard:
"Whoever this guy is, he is definitely a threat and should be avoided."
I AM SO GLAD WE ARE SMART IN THIS GAME.
Puck: UNLIKE OTHER PROTAGONISTS I CAN THINK OF.
Puck: RICARDO.
Puck: YOU DUMBFUCK.
Puck: oh so i found pepper/phil fic that also has background steve/bucky/tony and it is made of amazing and awesome and an OC intern named ian who is also awesome and has coperate espionage and darcy too and aASDFGHJKL have a link
El: i've seen that one. ^^
Puck: ....and you didn't tell me D:
El: i just saw it earlier this afternoon D:
Puck: oh okay
Puck: I found it yesterday
Puck: ....also Toby Maguire can't sing for shit.
El: i'll take your word for it
Puck: He went flat.
Puck: We only hear HIM sing the jingle and I can still tell he went flat.
Puck: "But my lord, there IS no such force!"
"I HAVE BRED IT!"
Bex: kitties?
Puck: Uruks.
Bex: .... :D
Bex: G'night, Puxlove.
Puck: Good night, Becca. Sleep well. I'll likely text you in the morning.
Bex: ... I see what you did there.
Puck: Why anyone would build near Silent Hill....
Bex: They apparently originally came from Silent Hill.
Puck: .....
Puck: WHY WOULD THEY NOT BUILD ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE PLANET
Bex: I do not know!
Puck: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButThouMust Beware!
El: i am the box ghost!
Puck: ...I love you unconditionally.
TK: Every day he's dumbling!
Puck: .....Dumbledore would totally know how to shuffl and how to gangnam style
TK: oh my god Dumbles gangnam styling.
TK: that makes me feel so much better about the Sherlock nonsense.
Puck: 'EEEEEEEEEEEY SEXAY LADAY'
'Albus what are you doing.'
'SEVERUS COME JOIN ME'
'....'
Puck: Well, there came three men from Kent, me boys
For to plough for wheat and rye
And these three men took a solemn vow
John Barleycorn must die
So they ploughed him deep in a furrow, boys
And they sowed rye o'er his head
And these three men went rejoicing home,
"John Barleycorn is dead!"
El: ((i like the one about the three women who turned him into beer better.))
Puck: [There are approximately infinity-billion versions of John Barleycorn. He gets turned into beer in all of them.]
Puck: ....do you have a copy of Phule's Company to hand?
GG: Somewhere.
Puck: easy to find?
GG: I'd have to get out of my chair.
GG: You monster.
Puck: It's for science.
GG: Well, if it's for science.
Puck: It is.
GG: got it.
Puck: Look at Chapter One, where they talk about the Port-A-Brain.
GG: k?
GG: holy shit it's a kindle.
Puck: No, sir.
Puck: it's a smartphone.
GG: :O
GG: It is!
GG: It fucking is!
Puck: :D
Puck: Now that I've blown your, ahem, brain for the evening...
GG: ಠ_ಠ
Puck: :D
Bex: Silent Hill: Origins = Travis is kind of awesome, despite general shitty story. We have the Butcher here, which looks like a Pyramid Head knock-off.
Silent Hill 1 = Harry Mason is in town on vacation. He loses his daughter to cultists. Rescues her. Gets a new one. Pyramid Head is not involved.
Silent Hill 2 = Pyramid Head chastises James with the great chastisement.
Silent Hill 3 = The cult comes back to claim Heather Mason. People die. Heather is not one of them. There's some background stuff that suggests Pyramid Head is not unknown to the cult.
Silent Hill 4 = Fuck Silent Hill. We're doing something else. But closely connected with a dude mentioned in SH2.
Silent Hill: Homecoming = Pyramid Head punishes people and reclaims his boy.
Puck: Butcher is maybe proto-pyramid head? An early incarnation?
Puck: Or perhaps becomes PH as a result of the cult?
Bex: I'm not sure. The cult stuff... the represent him as the Red Servant and Valtiel as the Yellow Servant. If I'm remembering correctly. He's implied to have always been a part of things.
Puck: *nods* Perhaps the Butcher is a weakened variation, as a result of the Cheryl shenanigans?
Bex: Ooh
Puck: /just tossing stuff out there
Bex: *likes theories they can coalesce into cool stuff*
Puck: :D
Bex: So you've got the god in Cheryl's womb, but then she's burned half to death, and so it and its servants are weakened.
Puck: ...is this like me coming up with better transformers appearance-based insults than the actual transformers fans?
Bex: Yes.
Puck: Awesome.
Puck: The Wraiths just got empion-mined.
Scott: DID THEY WAS IT BY MICKEY MOUSE LOL
Puck: ...what?
Scott: BECAUSE LUCAS SOLD STAR WARS TO DISNEY
Scott: GET IT
Scott: GET IT
Puck: I do have a block button.
TK: So many people keep calling me saying, "So, can we count on your vote for Mitt Romney?" and I just laugh.
Puck: At this point I would just go "EVERYONE AT THIS ADDRESS HAS VOTED, BITCHES! MAIL-IN BALLOTS. AND MINE WENT TO THE OBAMINATOR! LIVE IN FEAR, QUISLINGS!"
TK: XD
Puck: Hi, I have lots and lots and LOTS of stress, CAN YOU FUCKING TELL?
El: ...BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY MOUNTAINS IN IOWA
Puck: ...i-- wha-- bu-- MIDWEST! WHICH IS ANCIENT STEREOTYPICAL INDIAN FOR GIANT FUCKING FLAT LAND!
Puck: Angelo for president
TK: Um.
TK: I adore Angelo.
TK: Forever and ever.
TK: But that's like...
TK: The only thing worse would be Sanchez/Stark 2016.
Puck: He'd be a better pres than Romney tho.
Puck: Especially WW!Angelo.
Puck: He's rich! The GOP will love him!
TK: Hahaha.
TK: Until he gets into office.
Puck: Yep.
Puck: "Yeah that was all lies."
Puck: "...but."
"No seriously. Lying is my superpower."
TK: He would make a splendid politicia--
Puck: Yes see?
TK: ...
TK: ...
TK: so.
Puck: :D
TK: Under what circumstances would Angelo not go for the Insidiator status and instead become DuMorne's backstabbing protégé?