Chat Post Time! :D
[Puck]: AND I AM GIVING MYSELF SO MANY FEEEEEEEEEELS
[GG]: Do you need me to help you hold them?
[Puck]: NOBODY CAN HOLD THEM
[Puck]: I AM ADELE WITH HER GRAMMIES
[GG]: *hug*
[GG]: Think of Asami in mechas!
[Puck]: HER DADDY TRIED TO KILL HER THOUGH D:
[GG]: ...
[GG]: THESE FEEEEELS
[GG]: ;_;
[Puck]: Lavender Town Theme. Full orchestra.
[Puck]: http://darkpuck.tumblr.com/post/25904330364
[GG]: ...there is no force in the universe that could make me hit that play button after midnight.
[El]: ...i need a euphemism.
[Puck]: ...........i'm cackling and you don't know why
[El]: actually, i probably need a euphemism for exactly what you're thinking of. but why specifically?
[Puck]: "Grandpa Josiah," said Euchariah, "I gotta go to the euphemism."
[El]: ...nope, not what i was thinking of.
[Puck]: *has accidentally created the Lieutenant and Hiroshi: SCIENCE BUDDIES*
[Autumn]: hehe
[Puck]: But which one is Tony and which one is Bruce?
[Autumn]: i think hiroshi is tony
[Autumn]: new innovations
[Puck]: Every five minutes, almost.
[Autumn]: well, hirshi is howard
[Puck]: Well, maybe Hiroshi is How--
[Autumn]: hehe
[Puck]: my head.
[Puck]: out.
[Puck]: "makes my kokoro go dokidoki" I... am not sure this is actually a proper use of kokoro....
[Skye]: i dunno
[Skye]: isn't it used kinda that way on the fake love letter in ouran?
[Puck]: I don't remember. I just thought kokoro wasn't actually for the organ.
[Skye]: well the alternative "mune" misses the cutesy aspect kokoro is going for, i think
[Puck]: So basically the idea here is "SPEAK GODDAMNED ENGLISH. OR JAPANESE. ONE. PICK ONE."
[TK]: oh that green coat
[Puck]: The quilted vest kills me.
[Puck]: It's like
[Puck]: You're in fucking philadelphia
[Puck]: you're from fucking south carolina
[Puck]: you're wearing a quilted vest
[Puck]: in the summer
[Puck]: what the hell man
[TK]: Edward Rutledge has no fucks to give.
[Puck]: 16 -- LOL I'VE VIDDED THIS ONE.
[El]: :-D
[Puck]: But I don't think it's actually called Paper Flowers
[El]: no it is not
[Puck]: Because that's what I called the video.
[Puck]: And someone else is all "you know that's not the title" and I said "look at the fucking credits you tit"
[El]: ...and once again to itunes to listen to the first few seconds of every linkin park song until i find the right one.
[El]: FINALLY FOUND IT
[Puck]: I should note -- you really only ever need to look through Meteora and ....fuck. that other one. With the green cover. Shit.
[El]: hybrid theory
[El]: i know, those are the only two i have, too
[Puck]: That one. :D
[El]: i'm still impressed by the way the costume designer managed to make the captain america outfit look...not ridiculous
[Puck]: we all are, really. Also, how's Howard Stark?
[El]: I KEEP THINKING HE'S CLARK GABLE PUCK IT'S SCARING ME HOWARD STARK IS PLAYED BY A DEAD MAN =-O
[Puck]: ....wait what
[El]: ((i do love how Schmidt is so evil HITLER ISN'T EVIL ENOUGH FOR HIM.))
[Puck]: Frankly I like how THEY NAMED HUGO WEAVING'S CHARACTER SCHMIDT
[GG]: Well, firstly, they didn't name him that, that's always been the character's name.
[GG]: Secondly, isn't "Johann Schmidt" just German for John Smith?
[Puck]: Yes. Still. THEY GOT HUGO WEAVING. FOR A CHARACTER NAMED SMITH.
[GG]: ....
[GG]: *click*
[GG]: how did I not catch that
[Puck]: Because I am the obsessed one here.
[Puck]: Frankly I'm the person who noticed that every single damn side character on one of the ships [in the Matrix sequels] was named for a gun.
[Puck]: The Mjolnir, referred to in dialogue as the Hammer, was captained by Roland (a bullet brand/type). His crew consisted of Colt, AK, Mauser, and Maggie (Magnum).
[Puck]: THIS IS THE KIND OF PERSON I AM.
[Puck]: "We're not drinkin', we're workin' right now."
[El]: and then he gets drunk with tony and watches the flight attendants dance
[Puck]: Oh Tony. He's in uniform and on the clock, he shouldn't be drinking. Not that you care.
[El]: nope
[Puck]: And it ends with Rhoades passed out on the couch with his head in Tony's lap.
[Puck]: Or maybe I made that up.
[El]: it probably often does, when they hang out.
[El]: YOUR PUNY DOOR CANNOT STOP ME
[El]: fuck i'm stuck in a rock
[Puck]: NO DADDY STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING COME BACK DADDY WHYYYYYY
[El]: DADDY STOLE MY BATTERY AND IS MAKING DEATH MACHINES RHODEY HEEEEEEEELP
[El]: and now odin proves how inept he is at handling his sons by the MOST INEPT 'SORRY YOU'RE ADOPTED' CONVERSATION EVER.'
[Puck]: Is this when he HWARGHs at Loki?
[El]: no. he HWARGHs at loki while he's banishing thor. he's just sort of HWARGHing all over the place and loki tries to step in and calm him down.
[Puck]: I'm just here for Heimdall and... fuck. The other one, the Asian one. Hogan? Fuck.
[Puck]: [LOOK I HAVE ONLY SEEN IRON MAN OKAY]
later
[Puck]: HOGUN.
[Puck]: I WAS CLOSE
[Puck]: Long Feng: "So why didn't anybody think to mention the young man is invested in his home culture, and educated?"
[Bex]: Because they don't think that's important.
[Puck]: Yep. He's there because he's a big brute and everyone knows it.
[Puck]: Also, culture not of Ba Sing Se, no1curr
[Puck]: Might as well be Fire Nation or Water Tribe.
[Bex]: yep.
[Bex]: Long Feng: *stabs everyone. in the face.*
[Bex]: .... you are in Silent Hill and you've found a bloody dagger with a pomegranate design on its hilt.
[Puck]: ....
[Puck]: GET RID OF IT
[Puck]: BURN IT
[Puck]: DESTROY IT
[Puck]: CAST IT INTO THE FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM
[TK]: …I just saw those four burning bouncy horses.
[TK]: What is wrong with the Terminator 2 director.
[Puck]: James Cameron, TK.
[TK]: Ah.
[TK]: So.
[TK]: Everything.
[GG]: You know something?
[GG]: I think Cary Elwes could have been a great Robin Hood in a serious movie.
[Puck]: But he was!
[Puck]: The Princess Bride!
[GG]: ...
[GG]: :D
[Puck]: I'm considering going to bed. I am that tired.
[TK]: Any reason why not?
[Puck]: There is still brandy in my glass.
[Puck]: And little Sir John with his nut brown bowl proved the strongest man at last.
[El]: ...oh, english orthography. you give us words like "monophthongal."
[Puck]: what
[El]: opposite of a dipthong. typical of us southern dialects in words like 'high' and 'time.'
[Puck]: what
[Puck]: the hell
[Puck]: is a phthongal
[El]: ...well, the better comparison to 'dipthong' would be 'monophthong.' i don't know why there's an extra h.
[El]: the 'al' makes it an adjectivel. 'monophthongal "ai" in southern dialects' was the context.
[Puck]: aha
[El]: it still has a random extra h in there.
[El]: ...apparently it's in 'diphthong,' too. what the hell, english.
[Puck]: So it isn't dip-thong, but dif-thong?
[El]: no, the h is silent.
[Puck]: ...........
[Puck]: ghoti
[El]: yeah
[El]: it comes from how the greek root is transliterated, i guess
[El]: ...according to wikipedia, both dif-thong and dip-thong are acceptable. i have never heard dif-thong. but still.
[Puck]: ENGLIIIIIIIIIISH
[El]: and transliterating greek and disagreeing on wither f and th next to each other are legal in english and rrgh.
[Puck]: DIFFERING ALPHABEEEEEEEEEETS
[El]: what chinese did you get?
[Puck]: egg roll, pot stickers, fried rice, mai fun, LENS FLAAAAARE, general tso chicken
[El]: jj abrams?
[Puck]: how could you tell
[Autumn]: i would have guessed joss whedon XD
[Puck]: Whedon WISHES he had lens flare like JJ Abrams.
[Puck]: No seriously why would you want to name a child Tiberius.
[El]: ...family name?
[Puck]: I don't think any famous historical Tiberii ended well.
[El]: again, if it was, like, your favorite great-grandfather's name or something...
[Puck]: I guess. Still. I mean, the names in Panem had points.
[El]: yeah
[Puck]: "THE CAPITAL! IS! ROME!"
[Jin]: want a cat?
[Puck]: Nope, got one.
[Jin]: i have a yowling one right here
[Jin]: roomie's gone and I am just not good enough
[Jin]: her cat
[Puck]: sorry. Mine yowls enough as is.
[Jin]: lol
[Puck]: She's a tortiseshell!
[Jin]: siamese
[Puck]: ohgod
[Puck]: you win
[Jin]: one of my favorite snacks is 'dried tofu boiled with sausage'
[Jin]: i.e. they toss the tofu in when they make sausage
[Puck]: :D
[Jin]: can't find a picture
[Puck]: D:
[Jin]: will take one next time I buy it
[Puck]: :D
[Bex]: "okra-mayonnaise muffins"
[Bex]: No, Jacob. No.
[Puck]: .....why woul-- who-- no
[Puck]: Honey. Honey, no.
[Puck]: Just
[Puck]: no
[Puck] (9:51:34 PM): *bugs Scott*
[Bex] (9:51:40 PM): >_>
[Puck] (9:51:46 PM): You too? :D?
[Bex] (9:51:50 PM): Yes. :D
…
[Puck] (9:51:35 PM): ===============<() bzzzzzzzzzzz
[Bex] (8:51:49 PM): ===============<() bzzzzzzzzzzz
[Scott] (9:52:01 PM): YOU TWO WERE IN ON THIS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE
[Skye]: *stares at your status*
[Skye]: no.
[Puck]: ===============<() bzzzzzzzzzzz
[Skye]: :|
[Puck]: :D
[Jin]: mwuahah been waiting for you to come online
[Jin]: http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/7/27/1343403965969/Worlds-most-enigmatic-con-009.jpg
[Jin]: i've been bwuahhahah over this all day
[Puck]: If that is mayo I will cry.
[Jin]: XD
[Jin]: see why i was cackling
[Puck]: I hate mayo D:
[GG]: for reminding me of Nina, you are legally obligated to allow me to sob onto you.
[Puck]: http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/1/17/15/enhanced-buzz-30690-1326832706-63.jpg BRUSHIE BRUSHIE BRUSHIE
[GG]: Better now! :D
[GG]: ...also, I think I used to have a toothbrush exactly like that one.
[Puck]: Do you use it to bathe turtles?
[GG]: Generally not.
[Puck]: So.
[GG]: Sew?
[Puck]: Kuwabara.
[GG]: What about him?
[Puck]: In that one fic he gets put in Gryffindor.
[GG]: Makes sense to me.
[Puck]: But I know of another house that would suit him.
[Puck]: Can you imagine him in Hufflepuff?
[GG]: ...
[GG]: Yeah.
[GG]: I think I can.
[Puck]: BEST. HUFFLEPUFF. EVER.
[Puck]: Does all the heavy lifting, is oh-so-polite to the ladies, will pick up and throw any Slytherin bullying the younger students....
[GG]: :D
[Autumn]: theyre doing a review of all the gymnastics on nbc
[Puck]: Oh lawd
[Puck]: I don't know if I have the spoons for the closing
[Autumn]: SPICE GIRLS.
[Puck]: how many spice girls?
[Autumn]: FIVE.
[Puck]: ------------PARKING MY ASS ON NBC RIGHT FUCKING NOW
[GG]: Do you need me to help you hold them?
[Puck]: NOBODY CAN HOLD THEM
[Puck]: I AM ADELE WITH HER GRAMMIES
[GG]: *hug*
[GG]: Think of Asami in mechas!
[Puck]: HER DADDY TRIED TO KILL HER THOUGH D:
[GG]: ...
[GG]: THESE FEEEEELS
[GG]: ;_;
[Puck]: Lavender Town Theme. Full orchestra.
[Puck]: http://darkpuck.tumblr.com/post/25904330364
[GG]: ...there is no force in the universe that could make me hit that play button after midnight.
[El]: ...i need a euphemism.
[Puck]: ...........i'm cackling and you don't know why
[El]: actually, i probably need a euphemism for exactly what you're thinking of. but why specifically?
[Puck]: "Grandpa Josiah," said Euchariah, "I gotta go to the euphemism."
[El]: ...nope, not what i was thinking of.
[Puck]: *has accidentally created the Lieutenant and Hiroshi: SCIENCE BUDDIES*
[Autumn]: hehe
[Puck]: But which one is Tony and which one is Bruce?
[Autumn]: i think hiroshi is tony
[Autumn]: new innovations
[Puck]: Every five minutes, almost.
[Autumn]: well, hirshi is howard
[Puck]: Well, maybe Hiroshi is How--
[Autumn]: hehe
[Puck]: my head.
[Puck]: out.
[Puck]: "makes my kokoro go dokidoki" I... am not sure this is actually a proper use of kokoro....
[Skye]: i dunno
[Skye]: isn't it used kinda that way on the fake love letter in ouran?
[Puck]: I don't remember. I just thought kokoro wasn't actually for the organ.
[Skye]: well the alternative "mune" misses the cutesy aspect kokoro is going for, i think
[Puck]: So basically the idea here is "SPEAK GODDAMNED ENGLISH. OR JAPANESE. ONE. PICK ONE."
[TK]: oh that green coat
[Puck]: The quilted vest kills me.
[Puck]: It's like
[Puck]: You're in fucking philadelphia
[Puck]: you're from fucking south carolina
[Puck]: you're wearing a quilted vest
[Puck]: in the summer
[Puck]: what the hell man
[TK]: Edward Rutledge has no fucks to give.
[Puck]: 16 -- LOL I'VE VIDDED THIS ONE.
[El]: :-D
[Puck]: But I don't think it's actually called Paper Flowers
[El]: no it is not
[Puck]: Because that's what I called the video.
[Puck]: And someone else is all "you know that's not the title" and I said "look at the fucking credits you tit"
[El]: ...and once again to itunes to listen to the first few seconds of every linkin park song until i find the right one.
[El]: FINALLY FOUND IT
[Puck]: I should note -- you really only ever need to look through Meteora and ....fuck. that other one. With the green cover. Shit.
[El]: hybrid theory
[El]: i know, those are the only two i have, too
[Puck]: That one. :D
[El]: i'm still impressed by the way the costume designer managed to make the captain america outfit look...not ridiculous
[Puck]: we all are, really. Also, how's Howard Stark?
[El]: I KEEP THINKING HE'S CLARK GABLE PUCK IT'S SCARING ME HOWARD STARK IS PLAYED BY A DEAD MAN =-O
[Puck]: ....wait what
[El]: ((i do love how Schmidt is so evil HITLER ISN'T EVIL ENOUGH FOR HIM.))
[Puck]: Frankly I like how THEY NAMED HUGO WEAVING'S CHARACTER SCHMIDT
[GG]: Well, firstly, they didn't name him that, that's always been the character's name.
[GG]: Secondly, isn't "Johann Schmidt" just German for John Smith?
[Puck]: Yes. Still. THEY GOT HUGO WEAVING. FOR A CHARACTER NAMED SMITH.
[GG]: ....
[GG]: *click*
[GG]: how did I not catch that
[Puck]: Because I am the obsessed one here.
[Puck]: Frankly I'm the person who noticed that every single damn side character on one of the ships [in the Matrix sequels] was named for a gun.
[Puck]: The Mjolnir, referred to in dialogue as the Hammer, was captained by Roland (a bullet brand/type). His crew consisted of Colt, AK, Mauser, and Maggie (Magnum).
[Puck]: THIS IS THE KIND OF PERSON I AM.
[Puck]: "We're not drinkin', we're workin' right now."
[El]: and then he gets drunk with tony and watches the flight attendants dance
[Puck]: Oh Tony. He's in uniform and on the clock, he shouldn't be drinking. Not that you care.
[El]: nope
[Puck]: And it ends with Rhoades passed out on the couch with his head in Tony's lap.
[Puck]: Or maybe I made that up.
[El]: it probably often does, when they hang out.
[El]: YOUR PUNY DOOR CANNOT STOP ME
[El]: fuck i'm stuck in a rock
[Puck]: NO DADDY STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING COME BACK DADDY WHYYYYYY
[El]: DADDY STOLE MY BATTERY AND IS MAKING DEATH MACHINES RHODEY HEEEEEEEELP
[El]: and now odin proves how inept he is at handling his sons by the MOST INEPT 'SORRY YOU'RE ADOPTED' CONVERSATION EVER.'
[Puck]: Is this when he HWARGHs at Loki?
[El]: no. he HWARGHs at loki while he's banishing thor. he's just sort of HWARGHing all over the place and loki tries to step in and calm him down.
[Puck]: I'm just here for Heimdall and... fuck. The other one, the Asian one. Hogan? Fuck.
[Puck]: [LOOK I HAVE ONLY SEEN IRON MAN OKAY]
later
[Puck]: HOGUN.
[Puck]: I WAS CLOSE
[Puck]: Long Feng: "So why didn't anybody think to mention the young man is invested in his home culture, and educated?"
[Bex]: Because they don't think that's important.
[Puck]: Yep. He's there because he's a big brute and everyone knows it.
[Puck]: Also, culture not of Ba Sing Se, no1curr
[Puck]: Might as well be Fire Nation or Water Tribe.
[Bex]: yep.
[Bex]: Long Feng: *stabs everyone. in the face.*
[Bex]: .... you are in Silent Hill and you've found a bloody dagger with a pomegranate design on its hilt.
[Puck]: ....
[Puck]: GET RID OF IT
[Puck]: BURN IT
[Puck]: DESTROY IT
[Puck]: CAST IT INTO THE FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM
[TK]: …I just saw those four burning bouncy horses.
[TK]: What is wrong with the Terminator 2 director.
[Puck]: James Cameron, TK.
[TK]: Ah.
[TK]: So.
[TK]: Everything.
[GG]: You know something?
[GG]: I think Cary Elwes could have been a great Robin Hood in a serious movie.
[Puck]: But he was!
[Puck]: The Princess Bride!
[GG]: ...
[GG]: :D
[Puck]: I'm considering going to bed. I am that tired.
[TK]: Any reason why not?
[Puck]: There is still brandy in my glass.
[Puck]: And little Sir John with his nut brown bowl proved the strongest man at last.
[El]: ...oh, english orthography. you give us words like "monophthongal."
[Puck]: what
[El]: opposite of a dipthong. typical of us southern dialects in words like 'high' and 'time.'
[Puck]: what
[Puck]: the hell
[Puck]: is a phthongal
[El]: ...well, the better comparison to 'dipthong' would be 'monophthong.' i don't know why there's an extra h.
[El]: the 'al' makes it an adjectivel. 'monophthongal "ai" in southern dialects' was the context.
[Puck]: aha
[El]: it still has a random extra h in there.
[El]: ...apparently it's in 'diphthong,' too. what the hell, english.
[Puck]: So it isn't dip-thong, but dif-thong?
[El]: no, the h is silent.
[Puck]: ...........
[Puck]: ghoti
[El]: yeah
[El]: it comes from how the greek root is transliterated, i guess
[El]: ...according to wikipedia, both dif-thong and dip-thong are acceptable. i have never heard dif-thong. but still.
[Puck]: ENGLIIIIIIIIIISH
[El]: and transliterating greek and disagreeing on wither f and th next to each other are legal in english and rrgh.
[Puck]: DIFFERING ALPHABEEEEEEEEEETS
[El]: what chinese did you get?
[Puck]: egg roll, pot stickers, fried rice, mai fun, LENS FLAAAAARE, general tso chicken
[El]: jj abrams?
[Puck]: how could you tell
[Autumn]: i would have guessed joss whedon XD
[Puck]: Whedon WISHES he had lens flare like JJ Abrams.
[Puck]: No seriously why would you want to name a child Tiberius.
[El]: ...family name?
[Puck]: I don't think any famous historical Tiberii ended well.
[El]: again, if it was, like, your favorite great-grandfather's name or something...
[Puck]: I guess. Still. I mean, the names in Panem had points.
[El]: yeah
[Puck]: "THE CAPITAL! IS! ROME!"
[Jin]: want a cat?
[Puck]: Nope, got one.
[Jin]: i have a yowling one right here
[Jin]: roomie's gone and I am just not good enough
[Jin]: her cat
[Puck]: sorry. Mine yowls enough as is.
[Jin]: lol
[Puck]: She's a tortiseshell!
[Jin]: siamese
[Puck]: ohgod
[Puck]: you win
[Jin]: one of my favorite snacks is 'dried tofu boiled with sausage'
[Jin]: i.e. they toss the tofu in when they make sausage
[Puck]: :D
[Jin]: can't find a picture
[Puck]: D:
[Jin]: will take one next time I buy it
[Puck]: :D
[Bex]: "okra-mayonnaise muffins"
[Bex]: No, Jacob. No.
[Puck]: .....why woul-- who-- no
[Puck]: Honey. Honey, no.
[Puck]: Just
[Puck]: no
[Puck] (9:51:34 PM): *bugs Scott*
[Bex] (9:51:40 PM): >_>
[Puck] (9:51:46 PM): You too? :D?
[Bex] (9:51:50 PM): Yes. :D
…
[Puck] (9:51:35 PM): ===============<() bzzzzzzzzzzz
[Bex] (8:51:49 PM): ===============<() bzzzzzzzzzzz
[Scott] (9:52:01 PM): YOU TWO WERE IN ON THIS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE
[Skye]: *stares at your status*
[Skye]: no.
[Puck]: ===============<() bzzzzzzzzzzz
[Skye]: :|
[Puck]: :D
[Jin]: mwuahah been waiting for you to come online
[Jin]: http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/7/27/1343403965969/Worlds-most-enigmatic-con-009.jpg
[Jin]: i've been bwuahhahah over this all day
[Puck]: If that is mayo I will cry.
[Jin]: XD
[Jin]: see why i was cackling
[Puck]: I hate mayo D:
[GG]: for reminding me of Nina, you are legally obligated to allow me to sob onto you.
[Puck]: http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/1/17/15/enhanced-buzz-30690-1326832706-63.jpg BRUSHIE BRUSHIE BRUSHIE
[GG]: Better now! :D
[GG]: ...also, I think I used to have a toothbrush exactly like that one.
[Puck]: Do you use it to bathe turtles?
[GG]: Generally not.
[Puck]: So.
[GG]: Sew?
[Puck]: Kuwabara.
[GG]: What about him?
[Puck]: In that one fic he gets put in Gryffindor.
[GG]: Makes sense to me.
[Puck]: But I know of another house that would suit him.
[Puck]: Can you imagine him in Hufflepuff?
[GG]: ...
[GG]: Yeah.
[GG]: I think I can.
[Puck]: BEST. HUFFLEPUFF. EVER.
[Puck]: Does all the heavy lifting, is oh-so-polite to the ladies, will pick up and throw any Slytherin bullying the younger students....
[GG]: :D
[Autumn]: theyre doing a review of all the gymnastics on nbc
[Puck]: Oh lawd
[Puck]: I don't know if I have the spoons for the closing
[Autumn]: SPICE GIRLS.
[Puck]: how many spice girls?
[Autumn]: FIVE.
[Puck]: ------------PARKING MY ASS ON NBC RIGHT FUCKING NOW