*checks watch*
Oh, hey! It's chatpost time!
Puck: Says a cow: "A nice red neckerchief will never steer you wrong."
GG: Wha?
Puck: Yep.
Puck: Thiiiiink about it.
GG: ...
Puck: :D
GG: mon visage quand
TK: A cow?
Puck: A literal cow.
TK: Okay then.
Puck: Well to be fair I was using Mind Read.
TK: That's a pretty random thing for a cow to be thinking about.
Puck: Well, I gave it one.
Puck: Anyway.
Puck: Thiiiiink about what it said.
TK: ……..
Puck: Chria has such interesting backstory. :<
TK: She does!
Puck: And I want to hear about her and Pol and Neil.
TK: Ooh, yes. Definitely an OT3, those.
Puck: "He shares Chria's room. Maybe it's hormonal." <333333
TK: OH POL.
TK: Someday Tia will delicately explain sex.
Puck: And Pol will want.
TK: And then he will watch a lot of porn, and start critiquing their technique.
TK: And probably want, too.
Puck: FORTUNATELY THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT.
Puck: Apparently Pinkie Pie/Rainbow Dash and Ty Lee/Azula are the same ship.
GG: :D
Puck: No. Not :D
Puck: Consider Rainbow Dash.
Puck: Now consider Azula.
GG: ...
GG: wat
Puck: There you go, you have realised the problem!
Puck: Oh, Palpatine.
TK: You broke EVERYTHING, Palpatine.
TK: INCLUDING YOUR FACE, PALPATINE.
Puck: "WE HAVE KILLED ALL THE JEDI! :D"
....except for the literally thousands of Force-senstives scattered about the galaxy.
Puck: which, granted, not Jedi.
Puck: But good God.
TK: Yeah. NOT SO MUCH, PALPY.
TK: YOU MISSED A FEW.
Jin: and I am still squinting at all the kiddos we seem to have acquired
Puck: Awww, but the bbs are cute
Jin: you just wait till we get swamped with teenyfic
Puck: BB's first slashfic! :D
Puck: ...I may be an eensy bit drunk.
Puck: On the funnier side of things.
Rin: . . . Puck. :T
Rin: I love you, dude, but text links NEVER WORK FOR ME
Puck: http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls7lg69tqG1qjabauo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1317354410&Signature=GZuQvqVq%2FjBU1uqG%2BwcTtuPeu0A%3D
Rin: . . . . . I can see why you text-formed that. o_o
Puck: [OH MY GOD JJ ABRAMS YOU AND THE LENS FLARE
WE DO NOT WEAR OUR SUNGLASSES IN SPACE ABRAMS]
El: ((star trek?))
Puck: Q is such a dick.
TK: HE REALLY IS.
TK: oh my god.
TK: I love John deLancie but Q.
Puck: So Q voices Discord and BEST CHOICE.
TK: ...wait
TK: wait
TK: Discord is John deLancie
Puck: Yes.
TK: ....
TK: EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS
Puck: *eyes 8*
.....that summary looks astoundingly familiar.
Rin: HELLO RUFFTOON RIPOFF
Rin: but I put it on my list anyway X:
Rin: then again if it is OCs I may have just screwed myself
Puck: Oh Rin you talk like I'm writing it.
Bex: Twilight (series), by Stephenie Meyer
Reasons: sexually explicit, religious viewpoint, violence, unsuited to age group
Puck: yep
Bex: "sexually explicit"?
Puck: PILLOW BITING NOM NOM NOM
Puck: Even if Father had said they couldn't eat the Fire prince, he hadn't forbidden them from eating other Fire people, after all, and that was the quickest (and most filling) way to stop them.
And these Fire people had taken her green-eyed morsel. She hated them already for what they'd done to her Tribe so long ago; but they had done him so much worse by taking his father and then outlawing his bending. Taking him on top of that, when she already planned to bring him along?
Unforgiveable.
Bex: Yes!
Bex: Eat them, flipper!
Puck: Orcatara: *NOM NOM NOM*
Ra: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lroti2jdDE1qbe91uo1_400.gif
Puck: You got that from Bex?
Ra: Scott.
Puck: I literally just reblogged that all of two minutes ago.
Puck: [Kyung is Chatri's mentor because if Xiang was Chatri's mentor it would go... badly. Because Xiang and Chatri have very similar personalities.]
TK: Ahhhh.
TK: The kind of similar where they would murder each other in the first two days.
Puck: Or argue violently and destroy approximately an eighth of the city.
Puck: AND SINCE THIS IS A CITY THAT TAKES TWO DAYS TO WALK ACROSS
Puck: ....so.... basically.... tribble?
Bex: From Hell.
Puck: Robot tribble!
Bex: Tribbles ate people?
Puck: Point.
Puck: ....oh Bulkhead. Have you been caught in a swam before?
Bex: That's what I get the impression of.
Puck: RUN LIKE HEEEEEEEEEEEELL
Bex: I kind of want to write it. Also with him and Breakdown being the survivors. Because he and Breakdown have a "history".
Puck: Put them all in the trap and send them to the Decepticons.
Puck: OH JESUS THEY FLY
Puck: I see Miko is starting a collection.
Bex: Yay!
Puck: Soundwave needs to start a collection, too.
Bex: He does.
Bex: I wish we would do something with him snapping the kids' picture!
Puck: Perhaps he is waiting for the megalomaniacs to be out of the way?
Puck: Alternately he is concocting a plan but he keeps getting distracted because SOMEBODY demands him by his side alla time.
Puck: ....should I just go ahead and blame COBRA?
Bex: Yes.
Bex: They're not called that, but yes.
Puck: Looks like the next episode is actually Convoy.
Puck: Which means I will quote the song at random intervals.
Puck: (If there aren't eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus I will be sad.)
Bex: :D
Bex: You will be sad, sadly.
Puck: :<
GG: Pop quiz for you.
GG: In the Harry Potter m/m section of AFF.net...what do you figure the top three pairings are, in order of descending popularity?
Puck: Harry/Draco
Harry/Snape
Harry/Ron
GG: Eeeyup.
Puck: I know fandom.
GG: There are 3883 fics tagged as Harry/Draco.
Puck: That few?
GG: Out of 8389 fics in the M/M section.
Puck: Again.
Puck: Think they do penthouses in WW?
TK: Sure, why not.
TK: They were doing skyscrapers before WWII.
Puck: Angelo has a fake reputation to uphold. :D
TK: So long as he doesn't try to build an airplane and fly off it.
Puck: How do you think he broke his arm?
TK: OH ANGELO.
Puck: Kingdom of Zeal is a utopia of lazy mages. Everyone has magic.
El: ok
Puck: ....except for the people who don't, who are banished to the ice-age planet below the floating mountains.
El: ...that's not very nice.
Puck: Hey, it's utopia. You know the utopia rules.
Rin: . . . I should be typing up this stuff *eyes today's scribblies*
Puck: Yes. Do. <3
Rin: it's YJ, sorry
Puck: That dos not change my answer!
Rin: although I did write like 1000 words in Soko yesterday
Puck: *does
Rin: haha
Puck: Type it up! Please your fans.
Rin: but concentrating is haaaaard
Puck: Get it typed up and I will make NaNo chat.
Rin: . . . I see what you are doing there.
Puck: Bribing you?
Rin: yes.
Puck: Is it working?
Rin: . . . MAYBE.
Puck: that poor owl. <3
Rin: yet you say that with a HEART
Puck: IT NEEDS CUDDLES
Rin: OWLS DO NOT WANT CUDDLES
Puck: DDDDDDD:
Rin: THEY ARE SHARP AND FEATHERY AND WEIRD
Puck: BUT THEY ARE SO CUTE AND MAKE SUCH FUNNY SHAPES OF THEIR BODIES
Rin: AND THEIR TALONS?
Puck: FOR TICKLES
Rin: . . . and the permanent scars?
Puck: chicks dig them.
Puck: Though actually I was referencing a lolowl.
Rin: why do they even HAVE THOSE XD;;
Puck: Because owls are funny!
Rin: . . . Puck
Rin: did you NEVER see Secret of NIMH as a child
Puck: Nope.
Rin: . . . one moment
Rin: agh wtf I should be writing
Rin: I should be wriiiiting
Puck: Then write! Conquer! Do Soko since you need to do that anyway!
Rin: but it's haaaard >:
Rin: WHY IS IT SO HARD PUCK
Puck: I don't know! D:
Rin: *WHINE*
Rin: MAKE IT WORK
Puck: I AM NOT ON PROJECT RUNWAY RIN GUNN
Puck: " A character who disagrees with Caleb ends up getting in trouble, being dreadfully injured, or dying horribly in a way that proves that Caleb was right all along."
That's because generally Caleb is the one doing the hurting.
GG: o_O
Puck: Caleb is your average young high school senior with immense fire powers and plans for world domination in his binder.
Puck: Because it was fun the first time he did it.
GG: ...first...time?
Puck: Of course, he was older then.
Rin: technically I just need something to pass the time before random encounter
Rin: and break up the pace a bit
Puck: hunting? fishing?
Puck: avoiding the hell out of the white jade?
Rin: hahahaha
Rin: that was more an Iroh problem, I think
Puck: True. But it would be a cute callout to have Zuko go "tea?" and Songmama to go "no, sweetie, poison" and Zuko go "oh okay" and never make that mistake again.
Rin: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha "no, sweetie, poison"
Puck: WELL ZUKO STRIKES ME AS SMART ENOUGH TO ASK BEFORE HE MAKES TEA OUT OF THE POISON
Puck: "Enough water/ice in the glacier to fill the largest man-made reservoir, Lake Mead! :D"
Me: "....and?"
TK: It's a cool thing, I gather.
TK: Not that I know where Lake Mead is.
Puck: .....oh, darling.
Puck: You know Hoover Dam?
TK: Yep?
TK: …oh.
Bex: (9:12:23 PM) Elyceia Slyjinks: I will note that my nearest Occupy has been thankfully free of any arrests or such. The City of Baltimore's approach to dealing with the protestors has been, "You guys clean up after yourselves, 'kay?" "'Kay."
(9:12:59 PM) Elyceia Slyjinks: Occasionally it's been, "Can you not get in the way of the marathon?" "Oooo! We'll put on t-shirts and go cheer them on!"
Puck: Nice of Baltimore.
Bex: I think so.
Puck: As opposed to, say, Boston.
Puck: "CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED"
"Dude, you are the mayor of FUCKING BOSTON."
Bex: Summary: Blurr is a young, one-tailed kitsune from one of the few clans left untouched during Warlord Megatron's siege of Cybertron, and though he enjoys the peace this has brought, he cannot stand being left idle or feeling confined, which is exactly what happens after a rather... strange attack from a lone wolf catches him unawares right outside his clan's grounds.
Bex: ...
Puck: ........Transformers meets Naruto?
Bex: I GUESS.
Puck: Says a cow: "A nice red neckerchief will never steer you wrong."
GG: Wha?
Puck: Yep.
Puck: Thiiiiink about it.
GG: ...
Puck: :D
GG: mon visage quand
TK: A cow?
Puck: A literal cow.
TK: Okay then.
Puck: Well to be fair I was using Mind Read.
TK: That's a pretty random thing for a cow to be thinking about.
Puck: Well, I gave it one.
Puck: Anyway.
Puck: Thiiiiink about what it said.
TK: ……..
Puck: Chria has such interesting backstory. :<
TK: She does!
Puck: And I want to hear about her and Pol and Neil.
TK: Ooh, yes. Definitely an OT3, those.
Puck: "He shares Chria's room. Maybe it's hormonal." <333333
TK: OH POL.
TK: Someday Tia will delicately explain sex.
Puck: And Pol will want.
TK: And then he will watch a lot of porn, and start critiquing their technique.
TK: And probably want, too.
Puck: FORTUNATELY THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT.
Puck: Apparently Pinkie Pie/Rainbow Dash and Ty Lee/Azula are the same ship.
GG: :D
Puck: No. Not :D
Puck: Consider Rainbow Dash.
Puck: Now consider Azula.
GG: ...
GG: wat
Puck: There you go, you have realised the problem!
Puck: Oh, Palpatine.
TK: You broke EVERYTHING, Palpatine.
TK: INCLUDING YOUR FACE, PALPATINE.
Puck: "WE HAVE KILLED ALL THE JEDI! :D"
....except for the literally thousands of Force-senstives scattered about the galaxy.
Puck: which, granted, not Jedi.
Puck: But good God.
TK: Yeah. NOT SO MUCH, PALPY.
TK: YOU MISSED A FEW.
Jin: and I am still squinting at all the kiddos we seem to have acquired
Puck: Awww, but the bbs are cute
Jin: you just wait till we get swamped with teenyfic
Puck: BB's first slashfic! :D
Puck: ...I may be an eensy bit drunk.
Puck: On the funnier side of things.
Rin: . . . Puck. :T
Rin: I love you, dude, but text links NEVER WORK FOR ME
Puck: http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls7lg69tqG1qjabauo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1317354410&Signature=GZuQvqVq%2FjBU1uqG%2BwcTtuPeu0A%3D
Rin: . . . . . I can see why you text-formed that. o_o
Puck: [OH MY GOD JJ ABRAMS YOU AND THE LENS FLARE
WE DO NOT WEAR OUR SUNGLASSES IN SPACE ABRAMS]
El: ((star trek?))
Puck: Q is such a dick.
TK: HE REALLY IS.
TK: oh my god.
TK: I love John deLancie but Q.
Puck: So Q voices Discord and BEST CHOICE.
TK: ...wait
TK: wait
TK: Discord is John deLancie
Puck: Yes.
TK: ....
TK: EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS
Puck: *eyes 8*
.....that summary looks astoundingly familiar.
Rin: HELLO RUFFTOON RIPOFF
Rin: but I put it on my list anyway X:
Rin: then again if it is OCs I may have just screwed myself
Puck: Oh Rin you talk like I'm writing it.
Bex: Twilight (series), by Stephenie Meyer
Reasons: sexually explicit, religious viewpoint, violence, unsuited to age group
Puck: yep
Bex: "sexually explicit"?
Puck: PILLOW BITING NOM NOM NOM
Puck: Even if Father had said they couldn't eat the Fire prince, he hadn't forbidden them from eating other Fire people, after all, and that was the quickest (and most filling) way to stop them.
And these Fire people had taken her green-eyed morsel. She hated them already for what they'd done to her Tribe so long ago; but they had done him so much worse by taking his father and then outlawing his bending. Taking him on top of that, when she already planned to bring him along?
Unforgiveable.
Bex: Yes!
Bex: Eat them, flipper!
Puck: Orcatara: *NOM NOM NOM*
Ra: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lroti2jdDE1qbe91uo1_400.gif
Puck: You got that from Bex?
Ra: Scott.
Puck: I literally just reblogged that all of two minutes ago.
Puck: [Kyung is Chatri's mentor because if Xiang was Chatri's mentor it would go... badly. Because Xiang and Chatri have very similar personalities.]
TK: Ahhhh.
TK: The kind of similar where they would murder each other in the first two days.
Puck: Or argue violently and destroy approximately an eighth of the city.
Puck: AND SINCE THIS IS A CITY THAT TAKES TWO DAYS TO WALK ACROSS
Puck: ....so.... basically.... tribble?
Bex: From Hell.
Puck: Robot tribble!
Bex: Tribbles ate people?
Puck: Point.
Puck: ....oh Bulkhead. Have you been caught in a swam before?
Bex: That's what I get the impression of.
Puck: RUN LIKE HEEEEEEEEEEEELL
Bex: I kind of want to write it. Also with him and Breakdown being the survivors. Because he and Breakdown have a "history".
Puck: Put them all in the trap and send them to the Decepticons.
Puck: OH JESUS THEY FLY
Puck: I see Miko is starting a collection.
Bex: Yay!
Puck: Soundwave needs to start a collection, too.
Bex: He does.
Bex: I wish we would do something with him snapping the kids' picture!
Puck: Perhaps he is waiting for the megalomaniacs to be out of the way?
Puck: Alternately he is concocting a plan but he keeps getting distracted because SOMEBODY demands him by his side alla time.
Puck: ....should I just go ahead and blame COBRA?
Bex: Yes.
Bex: They're not called that, but yes.
Puck: Looks like the next episode is actually Convoy.
Puck: Which means I will quote the song at random intervals.
Puck: (If there aren't eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus I will be sad.)
Bex: :D
Bex: You will be sad, sadly.
Puck: :<
GG: Pop quiz for you.
GG: In the Harry Potter m/m section of AFF.net...what do you figure the top three pairings are, in order of descending popularity?
Puck: Harry/Draco
Harry/Snape
Harry/Ron
GG: Eeeyup.
Puck: I know fandom.
GG: There are 3883 fics tagged as Harry/Draco.
Puck: That few?
GG: Out of 8389 fics in the M/M section.
Puck: Again.
Puck: Think they do penthouses in WW?
TK: Sure, why not.
TK: They were doing skyscrapers before WWII.
Puck: Angelo has a fake reputation to uphold. :D
TK: So long as he doesn't try to build an airplane and fly off it.
Puck: How do you think he broke his arm?
TK: OH ANGELO.
Puck: Kingdom of Zeal is a utopia of lazy mages. Everyone has magic.
El: ok
Puck: ....except for the people who don't, who are banished to the ice-age planet below the floating mountains.
El: ...that's not very nice.
Puck: Hey, it's utopia. You know the utopia rules.
Rin: . . . I should be typing up this stuff *eyes today's scribblies*
Puck: Yes. Do. <3
Rin: it's YJ, sorry
Puck: That dos not change my answer!
Rin: although I did write like 1000 words in Soko yesterday
Puck: *does
Rin: haha
Puck: Type it up! Please your fans.
Rin: but concentrating is haaaaard
Puck: Get it typed up and I will make NaNo chat.
Rin: . . . I see what you are doing there.
Puck: Bribing you?
Rin: yes.
Puck: Is it working?
Rin: . . . MAYBE.
Puck: that poor owl. <3
Rin: yet you say that with a HEART
Puck: IT NEEDS CUDDLES
Rin: OWLS DO NOT WANT CUDDLES
Puck: DDDDDDD:
Rin: THEY ARE SHARP AND FEATHERY AND WEIRD
Puck: BUT THEY ARE SO CUTE AND MAKE SUCH FUNNY SHAPES OF THEIR BODIES
Rin: AND THEIR TALONS?
Puck: FOR TICKLES
Rin: . . . and the permanent scars?
Puck: chicks dig them.
Puck: Though actually I was referencing a lolowl.
Rin: why do they even HAVE THOSE XD;;
Puck: Because owls are funny!
Rin: . . . Puck
Rin: did you NEVER see Secret of NIMH as a child
Puck: Nope.
Rin: . . . one moment
Rin: agh wtf I should be writing
Rin: I should be wriiiiting
Puck: Then write! Conquer! Do Soko since you need to do that anyway!
Rin: but it's haaaard >:
Rin: WHY IS IT SO HARD PUCK
Puck: I don't know! D:
Rin: *WHINE*
Rin: MAKE IT WORK
Puck: I AM NOT ON PROJECT RUNWAY RIN GUNN
Puck: " A character who disagrees with Caleb ends up getting in trouble, being dreadfully injured, or dying horribly in a way that proves that Caleb was right all along."
That's because generally Caleb is the one doing the hurting.
GG: o_O
Puck: Caleb is your average young high school senior with immense fire powers and plans for world domination in his binder.
Puck: Because it was fun the first time he did it.
GG: ...first...time?
Puck: Of course, he was older then.
Rin: technically I just need something to pass the time before random encounter
Rin: and break up the pace a bit
Puck: hunting? fishing?
Puck: avoiding the hell out of the white jade?
Rin: hahahaha
Rin: that was more an Iroh problem, I think
Puck: True. But it would be a cute callout to have Zuko go "tea?" and Songmama to go "no, sweetie, poison" and Zuko go "oh okay" and never make that mistake again.
Rin: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha "no, sweetie, poison"
Puck: WELL ZUKO STRIKES ME AS SMART ENOUGH TO ASK BEFORE HE MAKES TEA OUT OF THE POISON
Puck: "Enough water/ice in the glacier to fill the largest man-made reservoir, Lake Mead! :D"
Me: "....and?"
TK: It's a cool thing, I gather.
TK: Not that I know where Lake Mead is.
Puck: .....oh, darling.
Puck: You know Hoover Dam?
TK: Yep?
TK: …oh.
Bex: (9:12:23 PM) Elyceia Slyjinks: I will note that my nearest Occupy has been thankfully free of any arrests or such. The City of Baltimore's approach to dealing with the protestors has been, "You guys clean up after yourselves, 'kay?" "'Kay."
(9:12:59 PM) Elyceia Slyjinks: Occasionally it's been, "Can you not get in the way of the marathon?" "Oooo! We'll put on t-shirts and go cheer them on!"
Puck: Nice of Baltimore.
Bex: I think so.
Puck: As opposed to, say, Boston.
Puck: "CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED"
"Dude, you are the mayor of FUCKING BOSTON."
Bex: Summary: Blurr is a young, one-tailed kitsune from one of the few clans left untouched during Warlord Megatron's siege of Cybertron, and though he enjoys the peace this has brought, he cannot stand being left idle or feeling confined, which is exactly what happens after a rather... strange attack from a lone wolf catches him unawares right outside his clan's grounds.
Bex: ...
Puck: ........Transformers meets Naruto?
Bex: I GUESS.