Chat Post!
Puck: Guys. GUYS. Where the fuck does it say that Elizabeth doesn't go sailing to meet with Will?
Bex: Do not know!
Puck: *is just boggled by this idea*
Bex: She doesn't have Luffy's problem as far as I know.
Puck: I mean, I can see less of the sailing when she has her kid, because do we want Jack Sparrow babysitting? HELL NO.
Puck: http://dark-puck.livejournal.com/414417.html Updated this post. What do you think, should I meme it? :D
Bex: Yes. <3
Puck: ...you already have things waiting, don't you.
Bex: No, not really- okay, maybe. (Fiiiiiiish. Also, Thule. And Cobalt! And Gypsum! And Cinny! :D)
Puck: *puts on Sound of Music*
El: good idea
Puck: ....
Puck: *music swells to the opening lyric*
*jet flies by*
El: ....
Puck: I LOVE LIVING BY AN AIR FORCE BASE IT IS SO AWESOME
Puck: Baron VonTrapp runs a very shipshape house.
Puck: Almost literally.
Puck: [Sailor suits!]
GG: (yay!)
Puck: [frumpy grey ones]
Puck: Yes, I did Ba Sing Se.
Puck: ......at an airport.
Puck: And in the air!
GG: With a BOX of SCRA-
GG: wait.
Puck: two and a half year old computer.
Puck: close enough.
Puck: And I went from Michael J Frog to Figaro's Aria.
GG: wow.
Puck: You know the one.
Puck: You've heard it.
GG: I have?
Puck: Have you seen Mrs Doubtfire?
GG: yes.
Puck: You've heard it.
GG: ...and now I've really got Pop Goes The Weasel stuck in my head. Gaaah.
Puck: You're welcome.
GG: Whore.
GG: ...goddammit I just made myself lose!
GG: STOP SMILING
GG: STOP IT
Puck: Can't stop.
Puck: Muscles stuck.
GG: Grrrr.
Puck: ....does Toph seem delicate to you?
GG: ...
GG: Excuse me a moment.
GG: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GG: *deep breath*
GG: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
Puck: That's what I thought.
Puck: Doctor Who is streaming on Netflix!
El: it's also streaming on megavideo.
Puck: Is Megavideo legal.
El: ...don't know. episodes get taken down for infringement sometimes.
Puck: Then that would be no.
Bex: The nanites "eat and store raw data".
Bex: ... How do you 'eat' data?
Puck: ....whut?
Puck: I have a mental image of a tiny metal bug appearing in a document and just Pac-Man'ing its way through.
Bex: <333
Puck: WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA
Puck: ...Hymeneally?
TK: Hymen was the god of marriage.
Puck: ....................................
Puck: *opens mouth*
TK: Yes.
Puck: *closes mouth*
TK: Nope, me neither.
Puck: OKAY THEN.
Puck: Mmm. Gregorian Chant!Sounds of Silence.
El: ^^
Puck: ...i need music.
Puck: not music.
Puck: Beverage.
Puck: That.
Puck: Yes.
Puck: I speak the English.
Puck: http://dark-puck.livejournal.com/417861.html :D
GG: ...WITCH!
GG: The other day, when we were talking about pony videos?
GG: I was thinking about The Last Caribbean Pirate but didn't actually say anything.
GG: WIIIIITCH
Bex: http://fashionista.com/2011/05/new-japanese-fashion-accessory-cat-ears-that-move-in-response-to-your-feelings/
Puck: ....and a new generation of catgirls arises.
Puck: Someone tell Bob Barker.
Charles: (DRACULA CHA-CHA-CHA.)
Puck: ......I'm more apt to read Pregnesia.
Charles: what's that about?
Puck: A pregnant woman with amnesia.
Charles: I should've guessed that one
Puck: You really should've.
El: so, i mean, i get why the marriages are splitting up. but it's still Dark.
then again, the last two season finales involved recurring/regular characters dying, so.
Puck: Again.
Puck: Is Joss Whedon writing this now?
Rubio: Now it was a story about Ardeth Bay going around hunting cthulhuoid monsters in the middle-east, THAT'd be a spinoff
Puck: ....I would watch the shit out of that.
Puck: ....I always did feel kind of sorry for Imhotep.
Rubio: Yeah, but really, he brought it on himself. It's unfortunate, but in a primitive culture where your ruler is your god, going after his wife is playing with fire.
Puck: Oh, granted.
Puck: I mostly refer to Returns here.
Rubio: He was a dork in Returns
Puck: I mean, he basically damned himself for love, got brought back as a walking plague (because that seems to be part of the curse), died AGAIN, got brought back AGAIN, gets his lady back-- and then she abandons him.
Rubio: I know. If I were him I'd be like "Fuckers, I was DEAD. What the hell do you want!?"
Puck: *coughs*
Rubio: "You want me to WHAT!? Against WHO!?"
Puck: I tend to have this general idea that he gets brought back again and is all "FUCK THIS SHIT I AM SO DONE WITH YOU MOTHERFUCKERS," kills everyone who wants to use him, and walks out dragging the poor sap who was supposed to be his sacrifice with him.
And then he opens up an antiquities shop in Chicago.
Puck: [Ex-sacrifice is the register monkey.]
Rubio: My name is Rubio and I Approve of this Message.
Puck: The scene with Burns is me being kind of mean. >_>
Puck: The line there is "My heavy burden brings eyesight to the blind"
Bex: ... <3
GG: ...you're a bit evil.
GG: You know that?
Puck: Yes.
Puck: Yes I do.
GG: Just checking.
TK: …so, um, have you seen the Nostalgia Critic on the other animated Titanic movie?
Puck: MAGIC FUCKING MOONBEAMS
TK: I think that should be the new explanation for EVERYTHING.
Puck: "...wait, Imhotep, you were dragged to Hell. Or the Egyptian equivalent. How are you back?"
"Magic moonbeams."
TK: YES.
Puck: Mummy!Ardeth - True Neutral
Returns!Ardeth - ???
TK: Returns!Ardeth: bus rides!
TK: Also mummy-ass-whupping.
TK: And Thompsons!
TK: And also he kinda likes Evey.
TK: And okay, the kid is cute.
TK: And Rick is fun to fight with.
TK: And Jonathan...
TK: And Rick is fun to fight with.
TK: Imhotep believes that there is no such thing as overkill when it comes to jackals.
Puck: (I see what you did there.)
TK: …what did I do there?
Puck: Jackal, dingo-boy, Anubis....
TK: Oh!
TK: That was rather clever of me, wasn't it?
Puck: :D
TK: …and if you don't put that in a chat post I will.
Puck: You do chat posts?
TK: No, but for this I will start.
(Note to TK: DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT)
Bex: Also, I love this Imhotep vs. Rick drumroll.
Puck: It is the best of all drumrolls.
Puck: [Let's face it -- Tomb of the Dragon Emperor sucked because Imhotep wasn't there to lay down the smack on Rick.]
Bex: And their CRIMINAL WASTE of Jet Li.
Puck: Imhotep vs Emperor Jet Li
FIGHT
Bex: ... sex?
Puck: Threesome! :D
Bex: ... with who?
Puck: me Evey?
Bex: Yes. Acceptable. :D
Puck: [----THAT'S HAROLD HILL]
El: ((that's robert preston, actually.))
Puck: [I just said that.]
El: ((...he was harold hill?))
El: ((...wow, mychael. that is...that is a ginormous boob window.))
Puck: [---THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING]
Puck: [He was actually designing for POWER GIRL.]
Puck: Which is a shame, because I have the most ridiculously awesome parody image ever.
Rin: D:
Rin: MEAN
Puck: ALREADY UPLOADED AND EVERYTHING
Rin: MEANNNNNNNNNN
Puck: ( http://i.imgur.com/oY22U.jpg )
Rin: . . . . .
Rin: I am never opening anything you send me ever again
El: "i once had a composer who wrote ffff and really wanted that--he said 'if you pass out, don't worry, we'll pick you up.'" ((teacher's primary instruments are flute and clarinet.))
Puck: .....
Puck: Fortississimo?
Puck: Or is there anoth issi in there?
El: there's another issi in there. fortississimo would be three fs.
Puck: THat's right.
Puck: I was afraid it would be like Mississississississhelpmeican'tstopissippi.
Puck: http://gpxplus.net/info/fqOED Cute name?
GG: Awwww.
GG: Cutest name.
GG: Though it should really have a space.
GG: It's "Candle Jack", not "CandleJack" or "Candlejack", the latter of which sounds like something you would use to protect your candles from theft.
Puck: D: Why did you say his name.
GG: What do you mean? It's not a big d
Bex: Do not know!
Puck: *is just boggled by this idea*
Bex: She doesn't have Luffy's problem as far as I know.
Puck: I mean, I can see less of the sailing when she has her kid, because do we want Jack Sparrow babysitting? HELL NO.
Puck: http://dark-puck.livejournal.com/414417.html Updated this post. What do you think, should I meme it? :D
Bex: Yes. <3
Puck: ...you already have things waiting, don't you.
Bex: No, not really- okay, maybe. (Fiiiiiiish. Also, Thule. And Cobalt! And Gypsum! And Cinny! :D)
Puck: *puts on Sound of Music*
El: good idea
Puck: ....
Puck: *music swells to the opening lyric*
*jet flies by*
El: ....
Puck: I LOVE LIVING BY AN AIR FORCE BASE IT IS SO AWESOME
Puck: Baron VonTrapp runs a very shipshape house.
Puck: Almost literally.
Puck: [Sailor suits!]
GG: (yay!)
Puck: [frumpy grey ones]
Puck: Yes, I did Ba Sing Se.
Puck: ......at an airport.
Puck: And in the air!
GG: With a BOX of SCRA-
GG: wait.
Puck: two and a half year old computer.
Puck: close enough.
Puck: And I went from Michael J Frog to Figaro's Aria.
GG: wow.
Puck: You know the one.
Puck: You've heard it.
GG: I have?
Puck: Have you seen Mrs Doubtfire?
GG: yes.
Puck: You've heard it.
GG: ...and now I've really got Pop Goes The Weasel stuck in my head. Gaaah.
Puck: You're welcome.
GG: Whore.
GG: ...goddammit I just made myself lose!
GG: STOP SMILING
GG: STOP IT
Puck: Can't stop.
Puck: Muscles stuck.
GG: Grrrr.
Puck: ....does Toph seem delicate to you?
GG: ...
GG: Excuse me a moment.
GG: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GG: *deep breath*
GG: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
Puck: That's what I thought.
Puck: Doctor Who is streaming on Netflix!
El: it's also streaming on megavideo.
Puck: Is Megavideo legal.
El: ...don't know. episodes get taken down for infringement sometimes.
Puck: Then that would be no.
Bex: The nanites "eat and store raw data".
Bex: ... How do you 'eat' data?
Puck: ....whut?
Puck: I have a mental image of a tiny metal bug appearing in a document and just Pac-Man'ing its way through.
Bex: <333
Puck: WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA
Puck: ...Hymeneally?
TK: Hymen was the god of marriage.
Puck: ....................................
Puck: *opens mouth*
TK: Yes.
Puck: *closes mouth*
TK: Nope, me neither.
Puck: OKAY THEN.
Puck: Mmm. Gregorian Chant!Sounds of Silence.
El: ^^
Puck: ...i need music.
Puck: not music.
Puck: Beverage.
Puck: That.
Puck: Yes.
Puck: I speak the English.
Puck: http://dark-puck.livejournal.com/417861.html :D
GG: ...WITCH!
GG: The other day, when we were talking about pony videos?
GG: I was thinking about The Last Caribbean Pirate but didn't actually say anything.
GG: WIIIIITCH
Bex: http://fashionista.com/2011/05/new-japanese-fashion-accessory-cat-ears-that-move-in-response-to-your-feelings/
Puck: ....and a new generation of catgirls arises.
Puck: Someone tell Bob Barker.
Charles: (DRACULA CHA-CHA-CHA.)
Puck: ......I'm more apt to read Pregnesia.
Charles: what's that about?
Puck: A pregnant woman with amnesia.
Charles: I should've guessed that one
Puck: You really should've.
El: so, i mean, i get why the marriages are splitting up. but it's still Dark.
then again, the last two season finales involved recurring/regular characters dying, so.
Puck: Again.
Puck: Is Joss Whedon writing this now?
Rubio: Now it was a story about Ardeth Bay going around hunting cthulhuoid monsters in the middle-east, THAT'd be a spinoff
Puck: ....I would watch the shit out of that.
Puck: ....I always did feel kind of sorry for Imhotep.
Rubio: Yeah, but really, he brought it on himself. It's unfortunate, but in a primitive culture where your ruler is your god, going after his wife is playing with fire.
Puck: Oh, granted.
Puck: I mostly refer to Returns here.
Rubio: He was a dork in Returns
Puck: I mean, he basically damned himself for love, got brought back as a walking plague (because that seems to be part of the curse), died AGAIN, got brought back AGAIN, gets his lady back-- and then she abandons him.
Rubio: I know. If I were him I'd be like "Fuckers, I was DEAD. What the hell do you want!?"
Puck: *coughs*
Rubio: "You want me to WHAT!? Against WHO!?"
Puck: I tend to have this general idea that he gets brought back again and is all "FUCK THIS SHIT I AM SO DONE WITH YOU MOTHERFUCKERS," kills everyone who wants to use him, and walks out dragging the poor sap who was supposed to be his sacrifice with him.
And then he opens up an antiquities shop in Chicago.
Puck: [Ex-sacrifice is the register monkey.]
Rubio: My name is Rubio and I Approve of this Message.
Puck: The scene with Burns is me being kind of mean. >_>
Puck: The line there is "My heavy burden brings eyesight to the blind"
Bex: ... <3
GG: ...you're a bit evil.
GG: You know that?
Puck: Yes.
Puck: Yes I do.
GG: Just checking.
TK: …so, um, have you seen the Nostalgia Critic on the other animated Titanic movie?
Puck: MAGIC FUCKING MOONBEAMS
TK: I think that should be the new explanation for EVERYTHING.
Puck: "...wait, Imhotep, you were dragged to Hell. Or the Egyptian equivalent. How are you back?"
"Magic moonbeams."
TK: YES.
Puck: Mummy!Ardeth - True Neutral
Returns!Ardeth - ???
TK: Returns!Ardeth: bus rides!
TK: Also mummy-ass-whupping.
TK: And Thompsons!
TK: And also he kinda likes Evey.
TK: And okay, the kid is cute.
TK: And Rick is fun to fight with.
TK: And Jonathan...
TK: And Rick is fun to fight with.
TK: Imhotep believes that there is no such thing as overkill when it comes to jackals.
Puck: (I see what you did there.)
TK: …what did I do there?
Puck: Jackal, dingo-boy, Anubis....
TK: Oh!
TK: That was rather clever of me, wasn't it?
Puck: :D
TK: …and if you don't put that in a chat post I will.
Puck: You do chat posts?
TK: No, but for this I will start.
(Note to TK: DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT)
Bex: Also, I love this Imhotep vs. Rick drumroll.
Puck: It is the best of all drumrolls.
Puck: [Let's face it -- Tomb of the Dragon Emperor sucked because Imhotep wasn't there to lay down the smack on Rick.]
Bex: And their CRIMINAL WASTE of Jet Li.
Puck: Imhotep vs Emperor Jet Li
FIGHT
Bex: ... sex?
Puck: Threesome! :D
Bex: ... with who?
Puck: me Evey?
Bex: Yes. Acceptable. :D
Puck: [----THAT'S HAROLD HILL]
El: ((that's robert preston, actually.))
Puck: [I just said that.]
El: ((...he was harold hill?))
El: ((...wow, mychael. that is...that is a ginormous boob window.))
Puck: [---THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING]
Puck: [He was actually designing for POWER GIRL.]
Puck: Which is a shame, because I have the most ridiculously awesome parody image ever.
Rin: D:
Rin: MEAN
Puck: ALREADY UPLOADED AND EVERYTHING
Rin: MEANNNNNNNNNN
Puck: ( http://i.imgur.com/oY22U.jpg )
Rin: . . . . .
Rin: I am never opening anything you send me ever again
El: "i once had a composer who wrote ffff and really wanted that--he said 'if you pass out, don't worry, we'll pick you up.'" ((teacher's primary instruments are flute and clarinet.))
Puck: .....
Puck: Fortississimo?
Puck: Or is there anoth issi in there?
El: there's another issi in there. fortississimo would be three fs.
Puck: THat's right.
Puck: I was afraid it would be like Mississississississhelpmeican'tstopissippi.
Puck: http://gpxplus.net/info/fqOED Cute name?
GG: Awwww.
GG: Cutest name.
GG: Though it should really have a space.
GG: It's "Candle Jack", not "CandleJack" or "Candlejack", the latter of which sounds like something you would use to protect your candles from theft.
Puck: D: Why did you say his name.
GG: What do you mean? It's not a big d