With Apologies To Mother Goose

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Humpty-Dumpty sat on a wall
Then he had a terrible fall
And all the King's horses
And all the King's men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again

Ah, but oh, no, no
Don't say I told you
Don't go quotin' me
'Cause if you do,
Old Mother Goose
Will be awful mad at me
Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn
The sheep's in the meadow
The cow's in the corn
Now, where's that boy that watches the sheep?
He's out pickin' flowers with Little Bo Peep

Ah, but oh, no, no
Don't say I told you
Don't go quotin' me
'Cause if you do,
Old Mother Goose
Will be awful mad at me

Little Miss Muffet, she sat on her tuffet
That's kinda hard to do
'Cause I looked it up
And there's no such word
I think that's strange don't you

Ah, but oh, no, no
Don't say I told you
Don't go quotin' me
'Cause if you do,
Old Mother Goose
Will be awful mad at me

Ah, but oh, no, no
Don't say I told you
Don't go quotin' me
'Cause if you do,
Old Mother Goose
Will be awful mad at me

But if she finds out what I said,
I ask you please
Kindly send along my apoogies
To Mother Goose

-- Larry Groce

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