Chat Post!
[Me]: "Jim is a VERY good trainer. <3 At one point during the story, he is going to go against all convention and send out all six of his Pokemon at once. And fight with them. And it will be a GLORIOUS GLORIOUS BATTLE ROYALE OF HOOF AND CLAW AND TOOTH AND FIST and one ghost."
[Rin]: "Eeeheeheeeee! XD Is that even ALLOWED, man?"
[Me]: "He's in TEAM ROCKET, man. What the hell does he care?"
[Rin]: ". . . this is a FAIR POINT. "
[GG]: I think I'm about to fight Luxord.
[Pux]: You are. ^_____^
[GG]: would it kill you to say something encouraging?
[Pux]: .....After Luxord is Saïx?
[GG]: ...hold me.
[GG]: y'know what bugs me?
[GG]: Repel protects for 100 steps, Super Repel for 200, then Max Repel for...250?
[GG]: Why not 300?
[Pux]: Because this is not Sparta
[Spyri]: I never knew your name was Christy!
[Pux]: And now you do!
[Spyri]: I do! ^_^
[Pux]: Well actually it's Christine but I'd rather have a timeless shapeshifting evil as a boyfriend than a musical genius stalker.
[GG]: Today I am going to beat KH2.
[Pux]: \o/
[GG]: I do believe I have a white-haired pretty boy to thrash.
[Pux]: ....please specify
[Pux]: There are approximately four in-game.
[GG]: The one I haven't thrashed yet that can't slice, dice and julienne me in under a minute.
[Pux]: ....so, Riku or Xemnas?
[GG]: Why would I be thrashing Riku?
[Pux]: Just saying, he's also a white-haired pretty-boy.
[Bex]: Teo prompt!
[Pux]: Yes!
[Pux]: Possibly with Zhao because like HELL he's letting the Mechanist get out of his sight. He's making sure all Mechanist-finds are under him, thank you.
Not like that get your mind out of the gutter.
[Bex]: I wasn't thinking that! (Much.)
[TK]: *is watching the Irish Drinking Song now*
[Pux]: MEOW
[TK]: *the one where they lose like half of it to laughing.
[TK]: YES
[TK]: That one!
[Pux]: I'm watching it now!
[TK]: ....
[TK]: OUT!
[TK]: OUT OF MY HEAD
[Pux]: But I LIKE it here!
[TK]: It is mine!
[Pux]: I brought posters?
[TK]: ...of whom?
[Pux]: John Adams.
[TK]: ...you can stay.
[Pux]: http: //www.tamora-pierce.com/images/RotG%20orig%20US%20hc.jpg I like how Daine's mama and da look stoned. And how the God of the Duckmoles doesn't really resemble a platypus.
[TK]: Ahahahaha that cover!
[Pux]: First one I read. :D
[TK]: And Numair's all, "I want some of that..."
[TK]: And Ganiel's all, "why am I here."
[Pux]: YES
[TK]: "I am a god. They told me I could be big. WHY AM I HERE."
[Pux]: Scuse me, I need to fetch my "Revelations Is Metaphor" stick. I think I left it in the dented skulls of the Left Behind authors.
[Avocado]: LOL
[Pux]: Or did I use the "The Rapture Isn't Mentioned In The Bible At All You Twats" stick on them? I don't remember.
[Avocado]: Huh. It isn't? I was always led to believe it was. then again, I never actually read the bible, just trusted my Sunday School teachers that they were teaching my the right lessons. In hindsight, this was not my smartest idea.
[Pux]: I was a real revelations junkie.
[Pux]: Nowhere does it mention the Rapture.
[Pux]: Reading Revelations can be pretty fun in a scary way. You read through it and you're all "....what the HELL were you smoking in your jail cell, John? Did they feed you the funny mushrooms?"
[Pux]: Next is either A Flat Major or f minor; ending chord is GDF, with the G being for the women and that note I was happily flailing about earlier.
[El]: what's in the piano part?
[Pux]: The piano is only for rehearsal; same G and the D.
[Pux]: Er, the F, sorry.
[Pux]: Not the D
[El]: then...it's actually ending on a weirdly diminished nonsensical chord that hates you, but is primarily based in f minor, probably.
[Pux]: I blame Moses Hogan.
[Pux]: ...though I kind of want to see Tane use his good hand to raise up his bad hand, and then hit someone with it. Kind of a diss.
[TK]: *snerk*
[TK]: Maggie is intrigued by his ideas and wishes to subscribe to his newsletter.
[Pux]: This may spring from a similar thing Rafe does with his own severed arm.
[TK]: That is because Rafe is hardcore made of win.
[Pux]: IE, bitchslaps a guy with it before putting it back on.
[TK]: Rafe is like, Tigh-level badass.
[Pux]: And this is why you never recruit teenage boys. Even if they want revenge.
[TK]: Yes. Because their hormones are stronger than their vengeance.
[TK]: Unless they are Hamlet.
[TK]: But then you have bigger problems.
[Pux]: "Can I stop whinging and stab someone?"
[TK]: "NO. I MUST MUSE FOR THREE MORE ACTS."
[TK]: God, I hate Hamlet.
[TK]: The character. The play is awesome.
[Pux]: I prefer Hamlet abridged.
[Pux]: Three times and once backwards.
[TK]: "Egg...roll..."
[Ayezur]: She needs a nice long stay in a pretty building with large men and padded corners to keep her from hurting herself
[Pux]: ..................
[Pux]: I need clips of her downward spiral and my copy of They're Coming To Take Me Away.
[Ayezur]: YES
[Pux]: Whyyyyyyyyyy can't people reeeeeeeeeead.
[Neld]: I blame the internet.
[Pux]: .....irony. you bitch.
[Pux]: Iroh, incidentally, is the very model of a modern major-general.
[Neld]: He is indeed.
[Pux]: He has information vegetable, animal, and mineral.
[Neld]: Of course. :D
[Pux]: He knows the Kings of Earth and he quotes the fights historical
From Ba Sing Se to Omashu in order categorical.
[Neld]: And Zuko hates it when he does.
[Pux]: What Zuko hates is when he whistles all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
[Pux]: I think my favourite part is "I can walk six blocks and buy a dick of my own." SO TRUE.
[Spyri]: So close to their home!
[Pux]: Shit, you can just go to the grocery store and get one.
[Spyri]: Well, this used to be true where I went to college.
[Spyri]: And where I was raised.
[Spyri]: Fairville Megastore.
[Pux]: I was actually referring to cucumbers.
[Spyri]: OH.
[Spyri]: O//////o
[Pux]: I think I prefer necromantic zombies because I can actually deal with that.
[Neld]: Like voodoo zombies?
[Pux]: Yep. Voodoo I can handle. The Dead Beat thing I can handle. Virus/infected? Nope.
[Pux]: Plus really, infected is an overdone trope in horror anyway.
[Pux]: How is vampirism spread? By bite.
How is werewolfism spread? By bite.
How is zombieism spread? By bite.
FUCK YOU, HOLLYWOOD, YOU HAVE DESTROYED THE MYTHOLOGY.
[El]: ((oh, that's right, papillon mask now wanders around wearing nothing but a speedo for some reason.))
[El]: ((out of which he pulls his butterfly mask.))
[Pux]: [............I am going to travel back in time to a place where that last sentence didn't get typed]
[Bex]: *ponders why Zhao would be besieging the North in cyberpunk AU at all*
[Pux]: I am not sure.
[Pux]: "Open up plz."
"No."
"Plz?"
"No."
"I has Airborn?"
"....maybe.":
[Bex]: *giggles*
[Pux]: "Oooh, you has fishes?"
"NO" >:E
listentomeee : "....on the borderline of fat? That part is just head-scratchingly bizarre. Is there a sliding scale?"
meleth : "Well, yes. If we're using the BMI scale (which we shouldn't be, but let's say we are), there would be several weights that were on the border between two categories, like being an Aries on the cusp of Taurus."
ghostonfilm : "Your analogy does a wonderful job of highlighting the meaninglessness of such a scale."
[Pux]: I guess that's what happens when your birth is manipulated by the Galaxy's most evil man.
[Ra]: George Lucas?
[Bex]: Zuko joins the freedom fighters bonus points if his freedom fighter name is prince.
[Bex]: Halp.
[Bex]: I need some way to make this interesting.
[Pux]: .....
[Bex]: Also I automatically reject Zuko having a special Freedom Fighters codename.
[Pux]: *cackles madly*
[Bex]: He's "Lee".
[Pux]: I have a way to make it interesting...
[Bex]: I'm trying to find words.
[Bex]: Words are failing.
[Pux]: I'm pretty sure "no" and "not helping" are what you're looking for.
[Bex]: ... Yes, those words.
[Neld]: I can imagine Hamlet taking place in Africa, actually. Quite well.
[Neld]: With lions and everything.
[Neld]: Maybe a warthog.
[Pux]: And a meerkat
[Pux]: And hyenas, yes.
[Neld]: And don't forget the baboon!
[Pux]: And the warthog should be humorously flatulent!
[Neld]: And for some reason, I'm imagining the uncle with the voice of Jeremy Irons...
[Pux]: Hrm. I need something between Hall of the Snow Queen and Forgetting.
[Bex]: Sexxors?
[Pux]: Well, obviously, but I can't call it "They Done Sex"
[GG]: I like a burger now and then but that's the extent of it. Well done, too.
[Pux]: ...there is nothing in your soul. D:
[GG]: oh shush.
[Pux]: I'm dead serious.
[Pux]: I can't order burgers at fast food joints because oh my god.
[Pux]: The meat does not taste like meat, it tastes like carbon. And not the good carbon, where you put something on a stick and then put it in an open flame and hold it there until it catches fire.
[Pux]: ....Iron Man is on my Dr Pepper can.
[Spyri]: Does he demand you register?
[Pux]: Nope.
[Pux]: He just sort of stares.
[Pux]: ...
[Pux]: *turns the can around*
[Spyri]: That comes next.
[Pux]: I thought only powered people were supposed to register? D:
[Spyri]: REGISTER!
[Pux]: AAAAAAAAAAAA
[Sky] Wow. Thanks to RP, I know way too much about traditional Greek booze.
[Pux] @[Sky] ...will you be sharing this vitally important information?
[Pux]: Keep in mind that Yui has huge... tracts of land.
[GG]: yes.
[Pux]: What happens to those when you take a deep breath or sigh?
[GG]: Tips?
[Pux]: Yui, you shouldn't tease the Phoenix King.
[Neld]: Awww, why not?
[Pux]: Because then he'll seduce you and your brother.
[Neld]: ... And?
[Pux]: [and your mom]
[Neld]: ... *takes the brain bleach and SCRUBS*
[Pux]: And I do believe that is the best "your mom" crack I have ever made.
[Neld]: I think that needs to go down in history.
[Pux]: Or at least in a chat post.
[Rin]: "Eeeheeheeeee! XD Is that even ALLOWED, man?"
[Me]: "He's in TEAM ROCKET, man. What the hell does he care?"
[Rin]: ". . . this is a FAIR POINT. "
[GG]: I think I'm about to fight Luxord.
[Pux]: You are. ^_____^
[GG]: would it kill you to say something encouraging?
[Pux]: .....After Luxord is Saïx?
[GG]: ...hold me.
[GG]: y'know what bugs me?
[GG]: Repel protects for 100 steps, Super Repel for 200, then Max Repel for...250?
[GG]: Why not 300?
[Pux]: Because this is not Sparta
[Spyri]: I never knew your name was Christy!
[Pux]: And now you do!
[Spyri]: I do! ^_^
[Pux]: Well actually it's Christine but I'd rather have a timeless shapeshifting evil as a boyfriend than a musical genius stalker.
[GG]: Today I am going to beat KH2.
[Pux]: \o/
[GG]: I do believe I have a white-haired pretty boy to thrash.
[Pux]: ....please specify
[Pux]: There are approximately four in-game.
[GG]: The one I haven't thrashed yet that can't slice, dice and julienne me in under a minute.
[Pux]: ....so, Riku or Xemnas?
[GG]: Why would I be thrashing Riku?
[Pux]: Just saying, he's also a white-haired pretty-boy.
[Bex]: Teo prompt!
[Pux]: Yes!
[Pux]: Possibly with Zhao because like HELL he's letting the Mechanist get out of his sight. He's making sure all Mechanist-finds are under him, thank you.
Not like that get your mind out of the gutter.
[Bex]: I wasn't thinking that! (Much.)
[TK]: *is watching the Irish Drinking Song now*
[Pux]: MEOW
[TK]: *the one where they lose like half of it to laughing.
[TK]: YES
[TK]: That one!
[Pux]: I'm watching it now!
[TK]: ....
[TK]: OUT!
[TK]: OUT OF MY HEAD
[Pux]: But I LIKE it here!
[TK]: It is mine!
[Pux]: I brought posters?
[TK]: ...of whom?
[Pux]: John Adams.
[TK]: ...you can stay.
[Pux]: http: //www.tamora-pierce.com/images/RotG%20orig%20US%20hc.jpg I like how Daine's mama and da look stoned. And how the God of the Duckmoles doesn't really resemble a platypus.
[TK]: Ahahahaha that cover!
[Pux]: First one I read. :D
[TK]: And Numair's all, "I want some of that..."
[TK]: And Ganiel's all, "why am I here."
[Pux]: YES
[TK]: "I am a god. They told me I could be big. WHY AM I HERE."
[Pux]: Scuse me, I need to fetch my "Revelations Is Metaphor" stick. I think I left it in the dented skulls of the Left Behind authors.
[Avocado]: LOL
[Pux]: Or did I use the "The Rapture Isn't Mentioned In The Bible At All You Twats" stick on them? I don't remember.
[Avocado]: Huh. It isn't? I was always led to believe it was. then again, I never actually read the bible, just trusted my Sunday School teachers that they were teaching my the right lessons. In hindsight, this was not my smartest idea.
[Pux]: I was a real revelations junkie.
[Pux]: Nowhere does it mention the Rapture.
[Pux]: Reading Revelations can be pretty fun in a scary way. You read through it and you're all "....what the HELL were you smoking in your jail cell, John? Did they feed you the funny mushrooms?"
[Pux]: Next is either A Flat Major or f minor; ending chord is GDF, with the G being for the women and that note I was happily flailing about earlier.
[El]: what's in the piano part?
[Pux]: The piano is only for rehearsal; same G and the D.
[Pux]: Er, the F, sorry.
[Pux]: Not the D
[El]: then...it's actually ending on a weirdly diminished nonsensical chord that hates you, but is primarily based in f minor, probably.
[Pux]: I blame Moses Hogan.
[Pux]: ...though I kind of want to see Tane use his good hand to raise up his bad hand, and then hit someone with it. Kind of a diss.
[TK]: *snerk*
[TK]: Maggie is intrigued by his ideas and wishes to subscribe to his newsletter.
[Pux]: This may spring from a similar thing Rafe does with his own severed arm.
[TK]: That is because Rafe is hardcore made of win.
[Pux]: IE, bitchslaps a guy with it before putting it back on.
[TK]: Rafe is like, Tigh-level badass.
[Pux]: And this is why you never recruit teenage boys. Even if they want revenge.
[TK]: Yes. Because their hormones are stronger than their vengeance.
[TK]: Unless they are Hamlet.
[TK]: But then you have bigger problems.
[Pux]: "Can I stop whinging and stab someone?"
[TK]: "NO. I MUST MUSE FOR THREE MORE ACTS."
[TK]: God, I hate Hamlet.
[TK]: The character. The play is awesome.
[Pux]: I prefer Hamlet abridged.
[Pux]: Three times and once backwards.
[TK]: "Egg...roll..."
[Ayezur]: She needs a nice long stay in a pretty building with large men and padded corners to keep her from hurting herself
[Pux]: ..................
[Pux]: I need clips of her downward spiral and my copy of They're Coming To Take Me Away.
[Ayezur]: YES
[Pux]: Whyyyyyyyyyy can't people reeeeeeeeeead.
[Neld]: I blame the internet.
[Pux]: .....irony. you bitch.
[Pux]: Iroh, incidentally, is the very model of a modern major-general.
[Neld]: He is indeed.
[Pux]: He has information vegetable, animal, and mineral.
[Neld]: Of course. :D
[Pux]: He knows the Kings of Earth and he quotes the fights historical
From Ba Sing Se to Omashu in order categorical.
[Neld]: And Zuko hates it when he does.
[Pux]: What Zuko hates is when he whistles all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
[Pux]: I think my favourite part is "I can walk six blocks and buy a dick of my own." SO TRUE.
[Spyri]: So close to their home!
[Pux]: Shit, you can just go to the grocery store and get one.
[Spyri]: Well, this used to be true where I went to college.
[Spyri]: And where I was raised.
[Spyri]: Fairville Megastore.
[Pux]: I was actually referring to cucumbers.
[Spyri]: OH.
[Spyri]: O//////o
[Pux]: I think I prefer necromantic zombies because I can actually deal with that.
[Neld]: Like voodoo zombies?
[Pux]: Yep. Voodoo I can handle. The Dead Beat thing I can handle. Virus/infected? Nope.
[Pux]: Plus really, infected is an overdone trope in horror anyway.
[Pux]: How is vampirism spread? By bite.
How is werewolfism spread? By bite.
How is zombieism spread? By bite.
FUCK YOU, HOLLYWOOD, YOU HAVE DESTROYED THE MYTHOLOGY.
[El]: ((oh, that's right, papillon mask now wanders around wearing nothing but a speedo for some reason.))
[El]: ((out of which he pulls his butterfly mask.))
[Pux]: [............I am going to travel back in time to a place where that last sentence didn't get typed]
[Bex]: *ponders why Zhao would be besieging the North in cyberpunk AU at all*
[Pux]: I am not sure.
[Pux]: "Open up plz."
"No."
"Plz?"
"No."
"I has Airborn?"
"....maybe.":
[Bex]: *giggles*
[Pux]: "Oooh, you has fishes?"
"NO" >:E
listentomeee : "....on the borderline of fat? That part is just head-scratchingly bizarre. Is there a sliding scale?"
meleth : "Well, yes. If we're using the BMI scale (which we shouldn't be, but let's say we are), there would be several weights that were on the border between two categories, like being an Aries on the cusp of Taurus."
ghostonfilm : "Your analogy does a wonderful job of highlighting the meaninglessness of such a scale."
[Pux]: I guess that's what happens when your birth is manipulated by the Galaxy's most evil man.
[Ra]: George Lucas?
[Bex]: Zuko joins the freedom fighters bonus points if his freedom fighter name is prince.
[Bex]: Halp.
[Bex]: I need some way to make this interesting.
[Pux]: .....
[Bex]: Also I automatically reject Zuko having a special Freedom Fighters codename.
[Pux]: *cackles madly*
[Bex]: He's "Lee".
[Pux]: I have a way to make it interesting...
[Bex]: I'm trying to find words.
[Bex]: Words are failing.
[Pux]: I'm pretty sure "no" and "not helping" are what you're looking for.
[Bex]: ... Yes, those words.
[Neld]: I can imagine Hamlet taking place in Africa, actually. Quite well.
[Neld]: With lions and everything.
[Neld]: Maybe a warthog.
[Pux]: And a meerkat
[Pux]: And hyenas, yes.
[Neld]: And don't forget the baboon!
[Pux]: And the warthog should be humorously flatulent!
[Neld]: And for some reason, I'm imagining the uncle with the voice of Jeremy Irons...
[Pux]: Hrm. I need something between Hall of the Snow Queen and Forgetting.
[Bex]: Sexxors?
[Pux]: Well, obviously, but I can't call it "They Done Sex"
[GG]: I like a burger now and then but that's the extent of it. Well done, too.
[Pux]: ...there is nothing in your soul. D:
[GG]: oh shush.
[Pux]: I'm dead serious.
[Pux]: I can't order burgers at fast food joints because oh my god.
[Pux]: The meat does not taste like meat, it tastes like carbon. And not the good carbon, where you put something on a stick and then put it in an open flame and hold it there until it catches fire.
[Pux]: ....Iron Man is on my Dr Pepper can.
[Spyri]: Does he demand you register?
[Pux]: Nope.
[Pux]: He just sort of stares.
[Pux]: ...
[Pux]: *turns the can around*
[Spyri]: That comes next.
[Pux]: I thought only powered people were supposed to register? D:
[Spyri]: REGISTER!
[Pux]: AAAAAAAAAAAA
[Sky] Wow. Thanks to RP, I know way too much about traditional Greek booze.
[Pux] @[Sky] ...will you be sharing this vitally important information?
[Pux]: Keep in mind that Yui has huge... tracts of land.
[GG]: yes.
[Pux]: What happens to those when you take a deep breath or sigh?
[GG]: Tips?
[Pux]: Yui, you shouldn't tease the Phoenix King.
[Neld]: Awww, why not?
[Pux]: Because then he'll seduce you and your brother.
[Neld]: ... And?
[Pux]: [and your mom]
[Neld]: ... *takes the brain bleach and SCRUBS*
[Pux]: And I do believe that is the best "your mom" crack I have ever made.
[Neld]: I think that needs to go down in history.
[Pux]: Or at least in a chat post.