Chat Excerpt Post!
Because I like to share.
[GG]: I always thought Freud was a hack, but damn.
[Me]: Everything is about sex.
[Me]: Also, men want to fuck their mother and women want to fuck their father.
[Me]: Your cigar is a penis.
[Me]: And so is that ladder.
[GG]: distract me please?
[Me]: wee willy winkie
[GG]: I resent that!
[Me]: you're giggling like a little girl.
[GG]: I am giggling like a little girl.
[Kat]: Snape would make Twilight better.
[Me]: Blasphemy!
[Me]: Lockhart would make Twilight better.
[Me]: As long as you don't like so-called American cheese.
[Me]: Which are no longer packaged as cheese, have you noticed?
[El]: i'm not sure i've actually tried that.
[El]: what is it packaged as?
[Me]: "Slices"
[Me]: Because they're not actually cheese. Truth in advertising and all that.
[El]: what is it?
[Me]: I think it's toxic waste, personally.
[El]: carnivale is weird.
[El]: there's this baby, umbilical cord still attached, floating in a jar. when ben leaves the trailer, IIRC, it opens its eyes.
[Me]: ....
[Me]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
[El]: and that is not the creepiest part of this episode.
[Me]: .......
[Me]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
[El]: the creepiest part would be the mindtrip justin sends the pedophile he's trying to buy a building from on.
[Me]: ....
[El]: which is also awesome.
[El]: just creeptastic.
[Me]: Jesus, why not sing lullabys and nursery rhymes while you're at it?
[El]: they don't have that, but they have this tinny radio recording playing in the background all the time. 'i'd rather be lonely/than happy with somebody else.'
[Me]: ROCK me to sleep, why don't you.
[Me]: KITTY!
[GG]: WHY DO I ALWAYS CLICK
[Me]: IF I HAVE TO SUFFER YOU DO TOO
[GG]: WHY DO YOU HATE ME
[Me]: BLAME THE PERSON ON MY FLIST
[GG]: DON'T THINK I WON'T
[Me]: .....
[Me]: people actually try to argue that the characters in BLEACH are white.
[GG]: ....................
[GG]: ...wat
[Me]: AIZEN DEMANDS AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS BULLSHIT
[GG]: No he doesn't. He just kills the shit out of them.
[Me]: No. He demands the explanation, gets it, then kills the shit out of them. In a complicated Xanatos Roulette.
[Me]: My god we are such pervs.
[Bex]: Yes, but we have fun.
[Bex]: Besides, this is important brainstorming.
[Me]: Very.
[Me]: For PORN.
[Me]: I mean, great justice!
[Bex]: Yus!
(note: this is more crack. Basically, Avatarfolk are turned into animals. To a man the Dai Li are cats, mostly tabbies. Long Feng is a Siamese, Hyo is a Maine Coon, and Xin Wan is a tortiseshell. General How is a Kunming Wolfdog, his aide, Kiet, is a ferret.)
[Bex]: Xin Wan-kitty: *watches How's tail with interest*
[Me]: How: *I will smack you into next week*
[Bex]: Xin Wan: *tail tip twitching in 'I am strongly considering pouncing' body language*
[Me]: How: *gets up, turns around three times, settles in again. tail out of the way*
[Bex]: Xin Wan: *gaaaaaah*
[Me]: How: *doggie smile*
[Bex]: Xin Wan: *is going to wash himself and IGNORE you, you horrible dog-creature*
[Me]: How: *mission accomplished*
[Me]: And really.
[Me]: She was undoing his jacket with her teeth.
[Me]: What was he supposed to do?
[GG]: Say "no"?
[GG]: ...it was an option.
[Me]: Would you say no to a nubile, naked woman who is undoing your clothes with her teeth?
[GG]: ...no.
[GG]: No, I would not.
[Moogle]: HOW DO YOU WRITE ANYTHING HSM IN SRSNESS
[Me]: I DO NOT KNOW
[Moogle]: I AM SRSLY GOING ALL CRITICAL-WHUT-MASS, HERE
[Me]: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4715655/1/Approximation_to_Parallel IF YOU DARE
[Moogle]: MY BETTER INSTINCTS TELL ME NOT TO CLICK THAT LINK
[Me]: YOU ALREADY DID, DIDN'T YOU
[Moogle]: ......YES
[Me]: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreekMoment
Scroll to the bottom.
[GG]: WOMAN OF NEGOTIABLE AFFECTION
Anon1:21 just wants an argument. Anon 1:21 sounds like a bible verse.
"And Anon said, Fair maid, will thoust allow me to come unto you?
And the woman replied: No, motherfucker, I'm not interested because you're a douchetastic fuckstain.
And Anon came to her house and waited outside of her door, weeping with love.
And the woman got a restraining order.
And Anon did say, Thoust are a retard, for thoust never said you weren't interested!
And the woman smote him upside the head with a brick. And it was good."
[Me]: When he first started trying to woo her, he made a big mistake. And promptly drew away and gave her space for quite some time.
[Me]: Also gave her her first taste of chocolate as a kind of apology.
[Kat]: That's sweet.
[Kat]: ....
[Kat]: I can't believe I just said that.
[Me]: *grin* It actually wasn't.
[Me]: Dark chocolate.
[Kat]: Good. So am I guiltless of accidental puns?
[Me]: No. It's just not as hideous a pun as it could have been.
Teacher: "What are walls for?"
Someone: "To keep people out."
Me: "To keep people in."
Teacher: "Correct, both of you.
Personal fail on the Replacements: Using Every Breath You Take in a romantic scene, penalty in the box office.
[Me]: Ozai's "burn them all" plot was... kind of stupid, really.
[Bex]: Yes.
[Me]: Who is going to pay you taxes if you do that?
[Bex]: I assume Ozai just likes killing and mass destruction.
[Me]: "What is this? Rebellion? BURN THEM TO THE GROUND!"
"...but, sir, taxes--"
"BURN!"
"Who will pay--"
"BURN THE WITCH!"
[Me]: Also, someone on Facebook fails Greek Mythology forever.
[El]: oh?
[Me]: I took a "which Greek god are you?" quiz and got Hades. This is the flavour text: "Simple out you are a cruel, evil person. You make people around you feel horrible and blue."
[El]: ...uh.
[Me]: Even if they're going off the Disney version, I always felt that Hades was more in it for the lulz.
[El]: well, the 'ruling the world' bit was a factor, too.
[Me]: I'm pretty sure that can fall under "lulz", but I actually forgot about that.
[Charles]: it made good guys like like genocidal pricks!
[Me]: And the genocidal pricks look like... well, not good guys, but not genocidal pricks!
[Charles]: Regular pricks!
[Charles]: PRICKS ALL ROUND
[Charles]: PRICKS FOR EVERYONE
[Me]: But not for teh lesbians.
[Me]: Shang: *curl any tighter and you will be an ouroborous*
[El]: Zuko: *a what now?*
[Me]: Shang: *oops. an ouroboros*
[El]: Zuko: *....*
[Me]: Shang: *so, you know, don't start eating your feet or anything*
[Me]: Abram: "The girls would be pleased."
[Kat]: Josh: ...that I'm immature around you?
[Me]: Abram: "Yes. It gives them reason to act like twelve-year-olds around me too."
[Kat]: Josh: I live but to serve.
[Me]: Abram: *eyes glaze happily over*
[Me]: Abram: "I do appreciate the pillow-fights."
[Kat]: Josh: ....
[Kat]: Josh: *goes bright red*
[Me]: This is the best thing I've ever downloaded.
[Priss]: oh?
[Me]: two gigs of Disney CDs.
[Priss]: SWEET JESUS ON A MAGIC CARPET
In which GG Crono fails to understand anything at all about "characterization" or "for the lulz".
[Me]: But after he gets drawn into whatever? He wanders away singing that silly song from Snow White.
[GG]: jigga wha?
[Me]: "Ho-hum, the tune is dumb/the words don't mean a thing/Isn't this a silly song/for anyone to sing"
[GG]: ...why?
[Me]: ........remember Abram?
[Me]: Gang leader?
[Me]: Incubus?
[Me]: Disney fan?
[GG]: ...but whyyyy.
[Me]: Because he's on an Old Disney kick, and because he's freaking Abram.
[Kat]: ...directional sense of a suicidal lemming?
[Me]: Yes. I has it.
[Me]: I could get lost in an empty room.
Partner: "We'll see if you're still sayin' that when they boot you."
Huan: "Well, dependin' on who they send..."
Partner: "Whore."
Huan: "Whatever helps the job, sweets." *goes for his water*
[GG]: Also I hate you.
[GG]: 10 degrees.
[GG]: Feels like 0.
[Me]: 63.
[Me]: I'm in short sleeves.
[GG]: I'm trying to set you on fire with my mind.
[GG]: is it working?
[Bex]: NO, LONG FENG. We are finishing the sexfic FIRST.
[Me]: *grin*
[Me]: Oh, Long Feng. What is he trying to do?
[Bex]: Haru.
[Me]: Ahhh.
[Me]: .....*eyebrow*
[Bex]: ... Not like that.
[Me]: I am sorry but my brain is permaguttered.
[Priss]: Thomas nodded curtly in acknowledgement, then addressed the young men, in a voice colored with unquestionable authority. "Follow." He mounted the stairs, taking them two at a time.
[Priss]: ((that's not all he mounts and takes two at a time HEY-YO))
[Me]: [DAMMIT I WAS DRINKING]
[Kat]: ((XD))
[Me]: Finn let the prettyboys precede him, then brought up the rear.
[Priss]: ((...I'm not touching that one.))
[Me]: Icon!
[GG]: ucon?
[GG]: wtf?
[Me]: loooooook cloooooose
[GG]: whoashit.
[Me]: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CANDY LITTLE BOY?
[GG]: I HATE YOU
[GG]: Well, I was going to go sleeep...
[GG]: But now I don't think I will.
[GG]: EVER AGAIN
[Bex]: I think any attempt to find out about Xin Wan's life prior to becoming a Dai Li meets either a) being ignored if you're talking to him, or b) a distinct lack of records.
[Me]: Mysterious fire or mysterious theft lack of records?
[Bex]: Theft, and the people who would keep the records don't remember their having had records of that man.
[Me]: *nods*
[Bex]: Xin Wan: *didn't exist before then CLEARLY*
Liu: *....*
[Me]: Kiet: *so the earth just spontaneously bore you full-grown?*
[Bex]: Xin Wan: *Yes.*
[Me]: Kiet: *works*
[Me]: Kiet: *I, for one, sprouted from the Great Outer Wall.*
[Bex]: Xin Wan: *Truly. ^__^*
[Me]: ["Just Father Sky, Mother Earth... and your dear old Uncle Tony."]
[Me]: [Uncle Tony, Icarus did not roll the ball up the hill.]
Zuko: *...I am being bathed by an armadillo. If hell is frozen, this has to be purgatory*
Ichiro: *Shut up. This is your fault*
Zuko: *I know it is. You don't go to purgatory if you didn't do anything wrong.*
Ichiro: *So why's Aang here with us?*
Aang: *I'm not perfect. Purgatory is where you get purified so you can get into heaven. I've just got a year or two, tops, while you two'll be here a century or so at least ^_^*
Ichiro: *......thanks for that cheery outlook, Aang.*
[El]: Zuko: "Go back to sleep, Kouji."
[Me]: Kouji: "S'wrong...?"
[El]: Zuko: "Bad dream. don't worry about it. "
[Me]: Kouji: *gets up*
[El]: Zuko: "Go back to sleep, it's not even four yet. "
[Me]: Kouji: *wanders to Zuko, then hugs*
[El]: Zuko: !
[Me]: Kouji: *just hugs*
[El]: Zuko: *after a minute, hugs back* "Go back to sleep."
[Me]: Kouji: *nods* *zzzzzzzzz* *...yeah, Zuko probably didn't mean 'on me', but hey*
[GG]: ...I will give you my firstborn son if you
[GG]: somehow work in a fire nation desert specialty called "lava puffs".
[Me]: Fire Nation is a vulcanic archipelago. There is no desert.
[GG]: ...typo.
[Me]: ^_^
[GG]: Bitch. ^_^
[Me]: *ruffles Tian-chan* I should do more with her.
[Bex]: You should. She's adorable.
[Bex]: Tian: *gets dragged off to Ba Sing Se by Ozai* *I was just here a year ago!*
[Me]: Niran will be so happy Tian-chan is back!
[Me]: Well, maybe not -chan from Niran.
[Bex]: Indeed.
[Me]: But he is always Niran-san.
[Me]: Hrm. So does Niran 'put her back', or does he just go "ohai, Dragon of the West, have a citizen"?
[Bex]: Does giving her to Iroh count as "putting her back"?
[Me]: Well, literally speaking, putting her back would be taking her back to where he found her.
[Me]: So giving her to Iroh is a bit better for her than ohai Lucy Liu in black leather getting her dominatrix on putting her back.
[GG]: I always thought Freud was a hack, but damn.
[Me]: Everything is about sex.
[Me]: Also, men want to fuck their mother and women want to fuck their father.
[Me]: Your cigar is a penis.
[Me]: And so is that ladder.
[GG]: distract me please?
[Me]: wee willy winkie
[GG]: I resent that!
[Me]: you're giggling like a little girl.
[GG]: I am giggling like a little girl.
[Kat]: Snape would make Twilight better.
[Me]: Blasphemy!
[Me]: Lockhart would make Twilight better.
[Me]: As long as you don't like so-called American cheese.
[Me]: Which are no longer packaged as cheese, have you noticed?
[El]: i'm not sure i've actually tried that.
[El]: what is it packaged as?
[Me]: "Slices"
[Me]: Because they're not actually cheese. Truth in advertising and all that.
[El]: what is it?
[Me]: I think it's toxic waste, personally.
[El]: carnivale is weird.
[El]: there's this baby, umbilical cord still attached, floating in a jar. when ben leaves the trailer, IIRC, it opens its eyes.
[Me]: ....
[Me]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
[El]: and that is not the creepiest part of this episode.
[Me]: .......
[Me]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
[El]: the creepiest part would be the mindtrip justin sends the pedophile he's trying to buy a building from on.
[Me]: ....
[El]: which is also awesome.
[El]: just creeptastic.
[Me]: Jesus, why not sing lullabys and nursery rhymes while you're at it?
[El]: they don't have that, but they have this tinny radio recording playing in the background all the time. 'i'd rather be lonely/than happy with somebody else.'
[Me]: ROCK me to sleep, why don't you.
[Me]: KITTY!
[GG]: WHY DO I ALWAYS CLICK
[Me]: IF I HAVE TO SUFFER YOU DO TOO
[GG]: WHY DO YOU HATE ME
[Me]: BLAME THE PERSON ON MY FLIST
[GG]: DON'T THINK I WON'T
[Me]: .....
[Me]: people actually try to argue that the characters in BLEACH are white.
[GG]: ....................
[GG]: ...wat
[Me]: AIZEN DEMANDS AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS BULLSHIT
[GG]: No he doesn't. He just kills the shit out of them.
[Me]: No. He demands the explanation, gets it, then kills the shit out of them. In a complicated Xanatos Roulette.
[Me]: My god we are such pervs.
[Bex]: Yes, but we have fun.
[Bex]: Besides, this is important brainstorming.
[Me]: Very.
[Me]: For PORN.
[Me]: I mean, great justice!
[Bex]: Yus!
(note: this is more crack. Basically, Avatarfolk are turned into animals. To a man the Dai Li are cats, mostly tabbies. Long Feng is a Siamese, Hyo is a Maine Coon, and Xin Wan is a tortiseshell. General How is a Kunming Wolfdog, his aide, Kiet, is a ferret.)
[Bex]: Xin Wan-kitty: *watches How's tail with interest*
[Me]: How: *I will smack you into next week*
[Bex]: Xin Wan: *tail tip twitching in 'I am strongly considering pouncing' body language*
[Me]: How: *gets up, turns around three times, settles in again. tail out of the way*
[Bex]: Xin Wan: *gaaaaaah*
[Me]: How: *doggie smile*
[Bex]: Xin Wan: *is going to wash himself and IGNORE you, you horrible dog-creature*
[Me]: How: *mission accomplished*
[Me]: And really.
[Me]: She was undoing his jacket with her teeth.
[Me]: What was he supposed to do?
[GG]: Say "no"?
[GG]: ...it was an option.
[Me]: Would you say no to a nubile, naked woman who is undoing your clothes with her teeth?
[GG]: ...no.
[GG]: No, I would not.
[Moogle]: HOW DO YOU WRITE ANYTHING HSM IN SRSNESS
[Me]: I DO NOT KNOW
[Moogle]: I AM SRSLY GOING ALL CRITICAL-WHUT-MASS, HERE
[Me]: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4715655/1/Approximation_to_Parallel IF YOU DARE
[Moogle]: MY BETTER INSTINCTS TELL ME NOT TO CLICK THAT LINK
[Me]: YOU ALREADY DID, DIDN'T YOU
[Moogle]: ......YES
[Me]: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreekMoment
Scroll to the bottom.
[GG]: WOMAN OF NEGOTIABLE AFFECTION
Anon1:21 just wants an argument. Anon 1:21 sounds like a bible verse.
"And Anon said, Fair maid, will thoust allow me to come unto you?
And the woman replied: No, motherfucker, I'm not interested because you're a douchetastic fuckstain.
And Anon came to her house and waited outside of her door, weeping with love.
And the woman got a restraining order.
And Anon did say, Thoust are a retard, for thoust never said you weren't interested!
And the woman smote him upside the head with a brick. And it was good."
[Me]: When he first started trying to woo her, he made a big mistake. And promptly drew away and gave her space for quite some time.
[Me]: Also gave her her first taste of chocolate as a kind of apology.
[Kat]: That's sweet.
[Kat]: ....
[Kat]: I can't believe I just said that.
[Me]: *grin* It actually wasn't.
[Me]: Dark chocolate.
[Kat]: Good. So am I guiltless of accidental puns?
[Me]: No. It's just not as hideous a pun as it could have been.
Teacher: "What are walls for?"
Someone: "To keep people out."
Me: "To keep people in."
Teacher: "Correct, both of you.
Personal fail on the Replacements: Using Every Breath You Take in a romantic scene, penalty in the box office.
[Me]: Ozai's "burn them all" plot was... kind of stupid, really.
[Bex]: Yes.
[Me]: Who is going to pay you taxes if you do that?
[Bex]: I assume Ozai just likes killing and mass destruction.
[Me]: "What is this? Rebellion? BURN THEM TO THE GROUND!"
"...but, sir, taxes--"
"BURN!"
"Who will pay--"
"BURN THE WITCH!"
[Me]: Also, someone on Facebook fails Greek Mythology forever.
[El]: oh?
[Me]: I took a "which Greek god are you?" quiz and got Hades. This is the flavour text: "Simple out you are a cruel, evil person. You make people around you feel horrible and blue."
[El]: ...uh.
[Me]: Even if they're going off the Disney version, I always felt that Hades was more in it for the lulz.
[El]: well, the 'ruling the world' bit was a factor, too.
[Me]: I'm pretty sure that can fall under "lulz", but I actually forgot about that.
[Charles]: it made good guys like like genocidal pricks!
[Me]: And the genocidal pricks look like... well, not good guys, but not genocidal pricks!
[Charles]: Regular pricks!
[Charles]: PRICKS ALL ROUND
[Charles]: PRICKS FOR EVERYONE
[Me]: But not for teh lesbians.
[Me]: Shang: *curl any tighter and you will be an ouroborous*
[El]: Zuko: *a what now?*
[Me]: Shang: *oops. an ouroboros*
[El]: Zuko: *....*
[Me]: Shang: *so, you know, don't start eating your feet or anything*
[Me]: Abram: "The girls would be pleased."
[Kat]: Josh: ...that I'm immature around you?
[Me]: Abram: "Yes. It gives them reason to act like twelve-year-olds around me too."
[Kat]: Josh: I live but to serve.
[Me]: Abram: *eyes glaze happily over*
[Me]: Abram: "I do appreciate the pillow-fights."
[Kat]: Josh: ....
[Kat]: Josh: *goes bright red*
[Me]: This is the best thing I've ever downloaded.
[Priss]: oh?
[Me]: two gigs of Disney CDs.
[Priss]: SWEET JESUS ON A MAGIC CARPET
In which GG Crono fails to understand anything at all about "characterization" or "for the lulz".
[Me]: But after he gets drawn into whatever? He wanders away singing that silly song from Snow White.
[GG]: jigga wha?
[Me]: "Ho-hum, the tune is dumb/the words don't mean a thing/Isn't this a silly song/for anyone to sing"
[GG]: ...why?
[Me]: ........remember Abram?
[Me]: Gang leader?
[Me]: Incubus?
[Me]: Disney fan?
[GG]: ...but whyyyy.
[Me]: Because he's on an Old Disney kick, and because he's freaking Abram.
[Kat]: ...directional sense of a suicidal lemming?
[Me]: Yes. I has it.
[Me]: I could get lost in an empty room.
Partner: "We'll see if you're still sayin' that when they boot you."
Huan: "Well, dependin' on who they send..."
Partner: "Whore."
Huan: "Whatever helps the job, sweets." *goes for his water*
[GG]: Also I hate you.
[GG]: 10 degrees.
[GG]: Feels like 0.
[Me]: 63.
[Me]: I'm in short sleeves.
[GG]: I'm trying to set you on fire with my mind.
[GG]: is it working?
[Bex]: NO, LONG FENG. We are finishing the sexfic FIRST.
[Me]: *grin*
[Me]: Oh, Long Feng. What is he trying to do?
[Bex]: Haru.
[Me]: Ahhh.
[Me]: .....*eyebrow*
[Bex]: ... Not like that.
[Me]: I am sorry but my brain is permaguttered.
[Priss]: Thomas nodded curtly in acknowledgement, then addressed the young men, in a voice colored with unquestionable authority. "Follow." He mounted the stairs, taking them two at a time.
[Priss]: ((that's not all he mounts and takes two at a time HEY-YO))
[Me]: [DAMMIT I WAS DRINKING]
[Kat]: ((XD))
[Me]: Finn let the prettyboys precede him, then brought up the rear.
[Priss]: ((...I'm not touching that one.))
[Me]: Icon!
[GG]: ucon?
[GG]: wtf?
[Me]: loooooook cloooooose
[GG]: whoashit.
[Me]: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CANDY LITTLE BOY?
[GG]: I HATE YOU
[GG]: Well, I was going to go sleeep...
[GG]: But now I don't think I will.
[GG]: EVER AGAIN
[Bex]: I think any attempt to find out about Xin Wan's life prior to becoming a Dai Li meets either a) being ignored if you're talking to him, or b) a distinct lack of records.
[Me]: Mysterious fire or mysterious theft lack of records?
[Bex]: Theft, and the people who would keep the records don't remember their having had records of that man.
[Me]: *nods*
[Bex]: Xin Wan: *didn't exist before then CLEARLY*
Liu: *....*
[Me]: Kiet: *so the earth just spontaneously bore you full-grown?*
[Bex]: Xin Wan: *Yes.*
[Me]: Kiet: *works*
[Me]: Kiet: *I, for one, sprouted from the Great Outer Wall.*
[Bex]: Xin Wan: *Truly. ^__^*
[Me]: ["Just Father Sky, Mother Earth... and your dear old Uncle Tony."]
[Me]: [Uncle Tony, Icarus did not roll the ball up the hill.]
Zuko: *...I am being bathed by an armadillo. If hell is frozen, this has to be purgatory*
Ichiro: *Shut up. This is your fault*
Zuko: *I know it is. You don't go to purgatory if you didn't do anything wrong.*
Ichiro: *So why's Aang here with us?*
Aang: *I'm not perfect. Purgatory is where you get purified so you can get into heaven. I've just got a year or two, tops, while you two'll be here a century or so at least ^_^*
Ichiro: *......thanks for that cheery outlook, Aang.*
[El]: Zuko: "Go back to sleep, Kouji."
[Me]: Kouji: "S'wrong...?"
[El]: Zuko: "Bad dream. don't worry about it. "
[Me]: Kouji: *gets up*
[El]: Zuko: "Go back to sleep, it's not even four yet. "
[Me]: Kouji: *wanders to Zuko, then hugs*
[El]: Zuko: !
[Me]: Kouji: *just hugs*
[El]: Zuko: *after a minute, hugs back* "Go back to sleep."
[Me]: Kouji: *nods* *zzzzzzzzz* *...yeah, Zuko probably didn't mean 'on me', but hey*
[GG]: ...I will give you my firstborn son if you
[GG]: somehow work in a fire nation desert specialty called "lava puffs".
[Me]: Fire Nation is a vulcanic archipelago. There is no desert.
[GG]: ...typo.
[Me]: ^_^
[GG]: Bitch. ^_^
[Me]: *ruffles Tian-chan* I should do more with her.
[Bex]: You should. She's adorable.
[Bex]: Tian: *gets dragged off to Ba Sing Se by Ozai* *I was just here a year ago!*
[Me]: Niran will be so happy Tian-chan is back!
[Me]: Well, maybe not -chan from Niran.
[Bex]: Indeed.
[Me]: But he is always Niran-san.
[Me]: Hrm. So does Niran 'put her back', or does he just go "ohai, Dragon of the West, have a citizen"?
[Bex]: Does giving her to Iroh count as "putting her back"?
[Me]: Well, literally speaking, putting her back would be taking her back to where he found her.
[Me]: So giving her to Iroh is a bit better for her than ohai Lucy Liu in black leather getting her dominatrix on putting her back.