And in the "I don't need this colum"
Bashed my knee on something last night, hurt like hell (as only a knee smack can) but I managed to crawl into bed and sleep it off (all things cna be cured by sleep and coffee. Oh and alcohol. It is known).
Woke up this morning...
Me: *swings legs out of bed, stands*
Knee: oooh no.
Me: ow! Hey, i need to walk here.
Knee: no no, none of that. Down we go again.
Me: I'm not taking any crap from a stubborn body part, I have waaay too much work to do today
Knee: You're not walking ANYWHERE *throb throb GRIND*
I have discovered something that hurts more than walking on this thing. Driving on this thing.
Needless to say I arrived at work in a less than sunny mood. The world has been put on notice, DP is looking for a random target.
Woke up this morning...
Me: *swings legs out of bed, stands*
Knee: oooh no.
Me: ow! Hey, i need to walk here.
Knee: no no, none of that. Down we go again.
Me: I'm not taking any crap from a stubborn body part, I have waaay too much work to do today
Knee: You're not walking ANYWHERE *throb throb GRIND*
I have discovered something that hurts more than walking on this thing. Driving on this thing.
Needless to say I arrived at work in a less than sunny mood. The world has been put on notice, DP is looking for a random target.