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[dark_peredhel]

*Has mail!*

*Reads the letter with an ever-growing feeling of disgust.*

*Is particularly grossed-out by all this talk of cock-ache.*

Well. Amputation would take care of that, surely?

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[mornaquilde]

*sees you looking disgruntled*

What ho, sister-dear. Planning a heinous blood-soaked murder at midnight?

[dark_peredhel]

*twitch* Apparently someone wants to give me a hot beef injection.

EW! >:|

[mornaquilde]

Really? Well. You are pretty hot, even if you ARE my sister.

[dark_peredhel]

*thinks about the mechanics of such an act*

*Wrinkles her nose* I don't think I like that.

[mornaquilde]

Oh. Right. Is this where I'm meant to get violently big-brother protective?

[dark_peredhel]

I don't need you to look after me, I'm quite capable of maiming anyone who makes unwanted advances. I'm just not seeing the attraction of advances of any kind. It all seems so...messy.

[mornaquilde]

Well... yes, I know you're evil and murderous when you want to be, you take after our mother.

And... well... Nana never seems to complain about the messiness.

[dark_peredhel]

*TRIES to imagine how doing the nasty could be considered fun.*

Um. No. *shakes her head* Just no.

[mornaquilde]

*shrugs*

Eh, well, you'll come around to it.