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[dark_peredhel]

*Practises with some of her new toys in the garden, blissfully unaware of the twins' ill-advised match-making attempts.*

*Puts up a notice reading: WEAPONS PRACTICE IN PROGRESS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. DON'T BLAME ME IF YOU GET BRAINED.*

Comments

[cunafinwe]

*gets Olorin to address the letters and dumps them in a postbox before heading home*

[dark_peredhel]

*Spots you toddling back and lowers her instrument of death.*

What are you DOING out on your own!?

[cunafinwe]

...

Practicin' soldierin'.

[dark_peredhel]

You're not supposed to be out by yourself, you're too small and useless!

[cunafinwe]

>:|

We're NOT useless!

Jerk.

[dark_peredhel]

Well, given the size you are, it's not like you can handle a bastard sword, is it?

[cunafinwe]

No, but I can handle a dagger and they're smaller but you can STILL kill someone with 'em. So there.

[dark_peredhel]

Yes, but all an assailant would have to do is hold you at arm's length and you'd be stuffed. Therefore, don't wander off on your own, big sister has spoken.

[cunafinwe]

You're not our leader!! >:(

[dark_peredhel]

Fine, ask Nanada and see if HE'D be all right with you wandering off on your own when there are dragons and spiders and zombies and Eru knows what else lurking about.

[cunafinwe]

. . .

Why d'you have to be so MEAN all the time!?

[dark_peredhel]

I'm not mean, I just tell things like they are.

[cunafinwe]

You are SO!!

[dark_peredhel]

You are short, young, inexperienced, ineffectual in combat and thus shouldn't be wandering around by yourself. That's not mean, that's just the truth.

[cunafinwe]

*rolls his eyes*

[dark_peredhel]

What were you up to anyway?