[fic] Hayato's Brilliant Plan
Title: Hayato's Brilliant Plan (@
1sentence)
Author:
dark_n_silence
Fandom: Gokusen 2
Pairing: Odagiri Ryu x Yabuki Hayato
Rating: PG-13, for language and mentions of sex
Theme Set: Beta
Notes: The title has very little to do with the actual sentences. ._.
Warnings: possible OOC-ness, mentions of sex (nothing graphic), seme!Ryu and uke!Hayato (if that's not your thing), slight spoilers for the series, and grammar abuse (but you saw that one coming, right?) Also, half these sentences are on crack. ._. Un-beta-ed.
one
Walking // Ryu, Hayato, and Take were walking down the street when Take started watching Hayato; he finally asked, "Hayato, did you hurt yourself or something? You're limping," to which Ryu had to suppress a laugh and Hayato blushed slightly, ignoring the question altogether.
two
Waltz // Neither of them were good at dancing--they'd never had a reason to be--but since it was just the two of them and no one was around to laugh at their failure, they figured they might as well try to learn; their only problem was they couldn't decide who should lead.
three
Wishes // "Make a wish," Hayato says one night when they are out laying in the grass, pointing up at a shooting star that Ryu barely caught a slimpse of; Ryu smiles and debates with himself about telling Hayato that he's already got everything he could ever wish for sitting right next to him.
four
Wonder // Ryu sometimes had this look, where he seemed to be deep in thought and ignoring the rest of the world, and at those times Hayato just liked to sit and watch him and wonder what the other might be thinking.
five
Worry // Sometimes Ryu wishes that, just once, he and Hayato could act like a normal couple out in public without having to worry about what everyone else would say and think.
six
Whimsy // Hayato's Brilliant Plan #18: Dye hair outrageous color, see if Ryu would notice; if he does, probably get told off for doing something stupid (again) and have to dye hair back; if not, employ new tactic for gaining Ryu's attention (and dye hair back).
seven
Waste/Wasteland // On graduation day, Ryu goes back to class 3-D--covered in graffiti and turned-over desks and chairs and everything else theyd done to it that year--and it's not until he senses Hayato coming up behind him that he looks away.
eight
Whiskey and rum // They're both completely smashed when it happens--the connecting of lips and hands tugging at each others' clothes--but it's ok because they're too drunk to care and it's not like either of them will remember in the morning anyway.
nine
War // It started off with just a bit of light teasing--nothing too insulting--but then one of them took it too far (they couldn't even remember who) and the next thing they knew they were swinging punches at each other and the only thing that made them stop was Tsucchi bopping them on the head with his fan.
ten
Weddings // "Ne, Ryu, can two boys get married?"; "I don't know, Haya."; "Well, if they can, what would you say if I asked you to marry me?"; "I'd say you'd have some serious rethinking to do if you were planning to surprise me with that."
eleven
Birthday // Hayato's Brilliant Plan #46: For Ryu's birthday present, put himself in a box, have Take wrap and deliver it to Ryu; get bopped by Ryu for being a dumbass; possible make-up sex afterward.
twelve
Blessing // Hayato thinks of it as a belssing when he can wake up in the morning and the first thing he sees is Ryu lying right next to him in his bed.
thirteen
Bias // It was a bit of a secret, but Hayato liked giving hugs to people; he especially liked giving hugs to Ryu, but then again, he figured he could be biased.
fourteen
Burning // Ryu finds it difficult to hang out with Hayato; just being near the other boy sends a chill down his spine, makes his heart beat far too quickly, sends his temperature shooting up until it feels as if his entire body is burning.
fifteen
Breathing // One day Hayato looks at Ryu and wonders why suddenly his heart is beating so fast and why suddenly he's finding it difficult to breathe.
sixteen
Breaking // Ryu hears the sound of something cracking and vaguely wonders if it's the sound of his heart breaking.
seventeen
Belief // Hayato believes Ryu can be very emotional and/or romantic when he wants to be; Ryu believes that if Hayato ever told anyone that, Ryu would have to kill him.
eighteen
Balloon // Ryu once made a passing comment about how he sometimes wondered what it might be like to fly; the next morning he awoke to Hayato tying balloons to nearly every part of his body, trying to see if it would lift him in the air--"I thought it might work!" Hayato protested when Ryu whacked him on the head with the nearest book.
nineteen
Balcony // Hayato had just about mastered landing from the balcony outside Ryu's bedroom; except when it was an emergency situation--such as, Ryu's mother trying to open the door while Ryu and Hayato were having sex, or something like that (cough)--it was a little bit more difficult, given that he was too panicked and too horny so he tried to rush and ended up falling flat on his ass instead.
twenty
Bane // Sometimes Ryu wants to bash his head against the wall because Hayato is so damned frustrating; then he rethinks and decides it's a much better idea to bash Hayato's head against the wall instead.
twenty-one
Quiet // Hayato once asked Ryu why he was always so quiet, to which Ryu replied, "I'm thinking,"; when asked what he was thinking about, Ryu just smiled and said nothing.
twenty-two
Quirks // Take is the first to notice changes in the two of them when they're together: Ryu is slightly more talkative now, and Hayato isn't nearly as temperamental as he used to be.
twenty-three
Question // "Hayato, you can't seriously be thinking about doing what I think you're thinking about doing with that, are you?"
twenty-four
Quarrel // Take was tired of having to put up with all the arguments between Ryu and Hayato; they would always trade insults between them, yelling and shouting at each other and sometimes even throwing punches, and eventually Take had had enough and shouted, "You're worse than a married couple!"
twenty-five
Quitting // "You can't just quit!" Hayato yells at him, and Ryu replies with "Watch me," before walking out the door; he should've known better than to play darts with Hayato.
twenty-six
Jump // Hayato's Brilliant Plan #97: Attempt to seem like the man in the relationship by catching Ryu when he jumps from the balcony of his house... fail miserably--Ryu is heavier than first expected.
twenty-seven
Jester // "So then, the turtle says-"; "Haya, shut it. You suck at telling jokes."
twenty-eight
Jousting // First there was just a normal conversation and then it somehow switched over to sex and Hayato started to complain about why he was always on bottom; Ryu said it was because there was no way he was letting someone as unintelligent as Hayato top him; before Hayato could protest, Hyuga interrupted: "Guys, please get a room and leave us all alone when you're trying to work out your sex problems, ok?"
twenty-nine
Jewel // Ryu knows Hayato doesn't like girly things but when he saw the earring in the store he couldn't resist buying it because he knew it would look good on Hayato, whether he thought so or not.
thirty
Just // "I just..."; "Just what?"; "I just... I don't know! Hey, stop laughing at me! I don't make fun of you when you're frustrated!" Hayato said as he tackled Ryu.
thirty-one
Smirk // Ryu thought it was rather hot when Hayato smirked, but there was no way in hell that anyone was going to find out about that, especially Hayato.
thirty-two
Sorrow // After Ryu's supposed betrayal, the whole not-talking-to-each-other thing was really starting to be hell, but neither wanted to be the first to admit it.
thirty-three
Stupidity // It wasn't that Ryu didn't trust Hayato or his supposedly brilliant plans--"This is the best plan I've ever come up with!"--it was... no wait, it was that.
thirty-four
Serenade // Hayato's Brilliant Plan #134: Attempt to get on Ryu's good side by singing to him (preferably his favorite song)... note to self: carrying out this plan between the hours of 11pm and 6am is a Very Bad Idea.
thirty-five
Sarcasm // The first time Ryu ever admitted to Hayato that he loved him, Hayato just looked at him and said, "Are you being sarcastic or no?"
thirty-six
Sordid // Take once asked Hayato if going out with a guy was any different from going out with a girl; Hayato took one glance at Ryu and replied, "Sometimes, I don't even know the answer myself. But I'll say this: sex with a guy is a pain in the ass if you're the supposed girl."; Take decided he would ask Ryu all the questions from then on.
thirty-seven
Soliloquy // "So, do you always talk to yourself when I'm not around?" Hayato couldn't help but tease as Ryu snapped out of his half-asleep state and realized he'd been voicing his thoughts aloud.
thirty-eight
Sojourn // Soon Hayato starts spending so much time at Ryu's house Ryu starts to wonder if Hayato is thinking about moving in.
thirty-nine
Share // Ryu growled as he watched some random girl flirting with Hayato, and he ahd to resist the urge to walk up, shove her aside, and--well, the rest of the plan kinda dropped off after there; he was saved from having to think too hard about it because then Hayato laughed and walked over to him, linking their hands together.
forty
Solitary // Hayato isn't alone--Take and Tsucchi and Hyuga are there (they still follow him around because after all, he's the leader of class 3-D_, and there's always the rest of the guys in the class--but he still feels lonely because he isn't there.
forty-one
Nowhere // "You're getting nowhere with this," Ryu commented as Hayato started arguing for the nth time that couldn't he be on top just this once?
forty-two
Neutral // "Take, Take!"; "I'm not siding with either of you on this, sorry, Hayato."; "Tsucchi~"; "No, Hayato."l "Hyu-"; "Before you even ask, no, I'm not gonna help you convince Ryu that you should be the guy in your relationship."; Hayato decided his friends were mean.
forty-three
Nuance // Hayato couldn't be that stupid; surely he saw the subtle hints that Ryu was giving him: the slightl smiles, the touches that lasted just a little bit longer than deemed necessary... hell, everyone else did, why didn't Hayato?
forty-four
Near // Ryu didn't like to admit that there were things he was afraid of; he tried to calm one of his biggest fears by keeping Hayato as close to him as possible at all times--for fear of losing him.
forty-five
Natural // Hayato smirked as he looked out the corner of his eye and noticed Ryu watching him; he continued pretending that eating ice cream in such a decidedly perverted way was the most natural thing in the world.
forty-six
Horizon // It was Hayato's idea to watch the sunset together, and Ryu was already rather bored of it--"Haya, come one, there has to be something better to do than this,"--and so Hayato quickly came up with one of his better plans and thought of something better to do; he tackled Ryu and kissed him.
forty-seven
Valiant // "Oh my god, Ryu, you just saved my life, thank you!" Hayato trapped Ryu in a hug, who sighed and said back, "It was just a bug, Haya."
forty-eight
Virtuous // Yankumi started on one of her rants about how good all the boys in her class were and how they couldn't possible do anything wrong; Ryu smirked and Hayato just outright laughed (not to her face of course, he didn't want his ass kicked again).
forty-nine
Victory // Hayato considers almost every victory a great one, especially when it involves making Ryu downright speechless (when he's actually talking mind you.)
fifty
Defeat // Hayato stared at his list of 'Brilliant Plans' for a long while, before ripping the paper into pieces and throwing them in the garbage; he never stood a chance against Ryu anyway.
~Racchan desu
1sentence)
Author:
dark_n_silence
Fandom: Gokusen 2
Pairing: Odagiri Ryu x Yabuki Hayato
Rating: PG-13, for language and mentions of sex
Theme Set: Beta
Notes: The title has very little to do with the actual sentences. ._.
Warnings: possible OOC-ness, mentions of sex (nothing graphic), seme!Ryu and uke!Hayato (if that's not your thing), slight spoilers for the series, and grammar abuse (but you saw that one coming, right?) Also, half these sentences are on crack. ._. Un-beta-ed.
one
Walking // Ryu, Hayato, and Take were walking down the street when Take started watching Hayato; he finally asked, "Hayato, did you hurt yourself or something? You're limping," to which Ryu had to suppress a laugh and Hayato blushed slightly, ignoring the question altogether.
two
Waltz // Neither of them were good at dancing--they'd never had a reason to be--but since it was just the two of them and no one was around to laugh at their failure, they figured they might as well try to learn; their only problem was they couldn't decide who should lead.
three
Wishes // "Make a wish," Hayato says one night when they are out laying in the grass, pointing up at a shooting star that Ryu barely caught a slimpse of; Ryu smiles and debates with himself about telling Hayato that he's already got everything he could ever wish for sitting right next to him.
four
Wonder // Ryu sometimes had this look, where he seemed to be deep in thought and ignoring the rest of the world, and at those times Hayato just liked to sit and watch him and wonder what the other might be thinking.
five
Worry // Sometimes Ryu wishes that, just once, he and Hayato could act like a normal couple out in public without having to worry about what everyone else would say and think.
six
Whimsy // Hayato's Brilliant Plan #18: Dye hair outrageous color, see if Ryu would notice; if he does, probably get told off for doing something stupid (again) and have to dye hair back; if not, employ new tactic for gaining Ryu's attention (and dye hair back).
seven
Waste/Wasteland // On graduation day, Ryu goes back to class 3-D--covered in graffiti and turned-over desks and chairs and everything else theyd done to it that year--and it's not until he senses Hayato coming up behind him that he looks away.
eight
Whiskey and rum // They're both completely smashed when it happens--the connecting of lips and hands tugging at each others' clothes--but it's ok because they're too drunk to care and it's not like either of them will remember in the morning anyway.
nine
War // It started off with just a bit of light teasing--nothing too insulting--but then one of them took it too far (they couldn't even remember who) and the next thing they knew they were swinging punches at each other and the only thing that made them stop was Tsucchi bopping them on the head with his fan.
ten
Weddings // "Ne, Ryu, can two boys get married?"; "I don't know, Haya."; "Well, if they can, what would you say if I asked you to marry me?"; "I'd say you'd have some serious rethinking to do if you were planning to surprise me with that."
eleven
Birthday // Hayato's Brilliant Plan #46: For Ryu's birthday present, put himself in a box, have Take wrap and deliver it to Ryu; get bopped by Ryu for being a dumbass; possible make-up sex afterward.
twelve
Blessing // Hayato thinks of it as a belssing when he can wake up in the morning and the first thing he sees is Ryu lying right next to him in his bed.
thirteen
Bias // It was a bit of a secret, but Hayato liked giving hugs to people; he especially liked giving hugs to Ryu, but then again, he figured he could be biased.
fourteen
Burning // Ryu finds it difficult to hang out with Hayato; just being near the other boy sends a chill down his spine, makes his heart beat far too quickly, sends his temperature shooting up until it feels as if his entire body is burning.
fifteen
Breathing // One day Hayato looks at Ryu and wonders why suddenly his heart is beating so fast and why suddenly he's finding it difficult to breathe.
sixteen
Breaking // Ryu hears the sound of something cracking and vaguely wonders if it's the sound of his heart breaking.
seventeen
Belief // Hayato believes Ryu can be very emotional and/or romantic when he wants to be; Ryu believes that if Hayato ever told anyone that, Ryu would have to kill him.
eighteen
Balloon // Ryu once made a passing comment about how he sometimes wondered what it might be like to fly; the next morning he awoke to Hayato tying balloons to nearly every part of his body, trying to see if it would lift him in the air--"I thought it might work!" Hayato protested when Ryu whacked him on the head with the nearest book.
nineteen
Balcony // Hayato had just about mastered landing from the balcony outside Ryu's bedroom; except when it was an emergency situation--such as, Ryu's mother trying to open the door while Ryu and Hayato were having sex, or something like that (cough)--it was a little bit more difficult, given that he was too panicked and too horny so he tried to rush and ended up falling flat on his ass instead.
twenty
Bane // Sometimes Ryu wants to bash his head against the wall because Hayato is so damned frustrating; then he rethinks and decides it's a much better idea to bash Hayato's head against the wall instead.
twenty-one
Quiet // Hayato once asked Ryu why he was always so quiet, to which Ryu replied, "I'm thinking,"; when asked what he was thinking about, Ryu just smiled and said nothing.
twenty-two
Quirks // Take is the first to notice changes in the two of them when they're together: Ryu is slightly more talkative now, and Hayato isn't nearly as temperamental as he used to be.
twenty-three
Question // "Hayato, you can't seriously be thinking about doing what I think you're thinking about doing with that, are you?"
twenty-four
Quarrel // Take was tired of having to put up with all the arguments between Ryu and Hayato; they would always trade insults between them, yelling and shouting at each other and sometimes even throwing punches, and eventually Take had had enough and shouted, "You're worse than a married couple!"
twenty-five
Quitting // "You can't just quit!" Hayato yells at him, and Ryu replies with "Watch me," before walking out the door; he should've known better than to play darts with Hayato.
twenty-six
Jump // Hayato's Brilliant Plan #97: Attempt to seem like the man in the relationship by catching Ryu when he jumps from the balcony of his house... fail miserably--Ryu is heavier than first expected.
twenty-seven
Jester // "So then, the turtle says-"; "Haya, shut it. You suck at telling jokes."
twenty-eight
Jousting // First there was just a normal conversation and then it somehow switched over to sex and Hayato started to complain about why he was always on bottom; Ryu said it was because there was no way he was letting someone as unintelligent as Hayato top him; before Hayato could protest, Hyuga interrupted: "Guys, please get a room and leave us all alone when you're trying to work out your sex problems, ok?"
twenty-nine
Jewel // Ryu knows Hayato doesn't like girly things but when he saw the earring in the store he couldn't resist buying it because he knew it would look good on Hayato, whether he thought so or not.
thirty
Just // "I just..."; "Just what?"; "I just... I don't know! Hey, stop laughing at me! I don't make fun of you when you're frustrated!" Hayato said as he tackled Ryu.
thirty-one
Smirk // Ryu thought it was rather hot when Hayato smirked, but there was no way in hell that anyone was going to find out about that, especially Hayato.
thirty-two
Sorrow // After Ryu's supposed betrayal, the whole not-talking-to-each-other thing was really starting to be hell, but neither wanted to be the first to admit it.
thirty-three
Stupidity // It wasn't that Ryu didn't trust Hayato or his supposedly brilliant plans--"This is the best plan I've ever come up with!"--it was... no wait, it was that.
thirty-four
Serenade // Hayato's Brilliant Plan #134: Attempt to get on Ryu's good side by singing to him (preferably his favorite song)... note to self: carrying out this plan between the hours of 11pm and 6am is a Very Bad Idea.
thirty-five
Sarcasm // The first time Ryu ever admitted to Hayato that he loved him, Hayato just looked at him and said, "Are you being sarcastic or no?"
thirty-six
Sordid // Take once asked Hayato if going out with a guy was any different from going out with a girl; Hayato took one glance at Ryu and replied, "Sometimes, I don't even know the answer myself. But I'll say this: sex with a guy is a pain in the ass if you're the supposed girl."; Take decided he would ask Ryu all the questions from then on.
thirty-seven
Soliloquy // "So, do you always talk to yourself when I'm not around?" Hayato couldn't help but tease as Ryu snapped out of his half-asleep state and realized he'd been voicing his thoughts aloud.
thirty-eight
Sojourn // Soon Hayato starts spending so much time at Ryu's house Ryu starts to wonder if Hayato is thinking about moving in.
thirty-nine
Share // Ryu growled as he watched some random girl flirting with Hayato, and he ahd to resist the urge to walk up, shove her aside, and--well, the rest of the plan kinda dropped off after there; he was saved from having to think too hard about it because then Hayato laughed and walked over to him, linking their hands together.
forty
Solitary // Hayato isn't alone--Take and Tsucchi and Hyuga are there (they still follow him around because after all, he's the leader of class 3-D_, and there's always the rest of the guys in the class--but he still feels lonely because he isn't there.
forty-one
Nowhere // "You're getting nowhere with this," Ryu commented as Hayato started arguing for the nth time that couldn't he be on top just this once?
forty-two
Neutral // "Take, Take!"; "I'm not siding with either of you on this, sorry, Hayato."; "Tsucchi~"; "No, Hayato."l "Hyu-"; "Before you even ask, no, I'm not gonna help you convince Ryu that you should be the guy in your relationship."; Hayato decided his friends were mean.
forty-three
Nuance // Hayato couldn't be that stupid; surely he saw the subtle hints that Ryu was giving him: the slightl smiles, the touches that lasted just a little bit longer than deemed necessary... hell, everyone else did, why didn't Hayato?
forty-four
Near // Ryu didn't like to admit that there were things he was afraid of; he tried to calm one of his biggest fears by keeping Hayato as close to him as possible at all times--for fear of losing him.
forty-five
Natural // Hayato smirked as he looked out the corner of his eye and noticed Ryu watching him; he continued pretending that eating ice cream in such a decidedly perverted way was the most natural thing in the world.
forty-six
Horizon // It was Hayato's idea to watch the sunset together, and Ryu was already rather bored of it--"Haya, come one, there has to be something better to do than this,"--and so Hayato quickly came up with one of his better plans and thought of something better to do; he tackled Ryu and kissed him.
forty-seven
Valiant // "Oh my god, Ryu, you just saved my life, thank you!" Hayato trapped Ryu in a hug, who sighed and said back, "It was just a bug, Haya."
forty-eight
Virtuous // Yankumi started on one of her rants about how good all the boys in her class were and how they couldn't possible do anything wrong; Ryu smirked and Hayato just outright laughed (not to her face of course, he didn't want his ass kicked again).
forty-nine
Victory // Hayato considers almost every victory a great one, especially when it involves making Ryu downright speechless (when he's actually talking mind you.)
fifty
Defeat // Hayato stared at his list of 'Brilliant Plans' for a long while, before ripping the paper into pieces and throwing them in the garbage; he never stood a chance against Ryu anyway.
~Racchan desu