Dec 12, 2007 01:40
I hate most of that crap people post on myspace. I get the surveys, but aside from that. . .
I always wanted to make some bulletin like this:
ALERT YOU JUST TOTALLY OPENED THE YOU'RE GONNA DIE BITCH-SLUT MAIL!
IF YOU DON'T TOTALLY RePOST THIS WITH A 5000-WORD ESSAY ABOUT WHY YOUR SUPERFICIAL ASS DESERVES TO LIVE, A TALL, DARK aND HaNDSOME MAN IS TOTALLY LIKE GONNA BUrST INTO YOUR ROOM IN 20 MINUTES, CUT YOUR FACE OFF PIECE BY PIECE WITH A FILTHY, RUSTy KNIFE AND LIKE FEED IT TO YOU.
SO GET YOUR PRISSY gIrLy BUTT TYPIN' 'CAUSE OTHERWISE UR GONNA TOTALLY BE BRUTaLLY MURDERED IN 20 MiNUTES LOL!