Life Quotes
Hanna: (describing Oktoberfest) It's great! You don't have to go to school, you can just stay home and get drunk. Or you can go to school, drunk, and the teachers are drunk, and you drink at school! It's a whole month of beer and red cabbage, the red cabbage is slightly less awesome but the beer makes up for it.
Hanna: Did you know they have Japanese Boob Scientists.
Me: Wha?
Hanna: They study how boobs move and replicate it in 3D imaging.
Ryan: Hey, why weren't you in school today.
Me: My dad got electrocuted and had to go to the hospital and my Mum was taking a bunch of kids at her school to the pantomine so I had to stay home and wait for the package.
Ryan: Package?
Me: It's a very important package.
Ryan: It makes it sound like some guys in suits and earpieces are gonna pull up outside your house with a suitcase, "Here's the package."
Me: XD
Me: (to Hanna and Ash while they were round mine) Do you guys want pinecones while you're here? I heard on the news the flu epidemic is gonna get worse, so you might wanna take on to be safe. They're on the tree downstairs.
Yasmin: Kaylie might be coming to Bloodstock with us.
Me: Cool ^^. Hanna's convinced Richard to come too.
Yasmin: Richard?
Me: One of Matt's friends.
Yasmin: Oh. Well as long as Hanna doesn't try to set me up with him, that's fine.
Me: Actually she convinced him to come by promising you and her would lesbian mud wrestle, so...
Yasmin: Lol, you and me should have a mud wrestling match too.
Me: I would wipe the floor with you.
Yasmin: Kinky XD
Me: You love it :P
Me: (after finding out about Hanna's mum's latest stunt) Whoa, what a bitch! I hate her.
Hanna: Join the club we have jackets... and cyanide pills.
Me: Could I maybe just have the jacket?
Hanna: Can you bring the vodka tomorrow?
Me: Are you sure that's a good idea? We could get in a lot of trouble if we're caught with alcohol on the school grounds.
Hanna: Yeah, but my self-destruct button has been pushed.
Me: Maybe I can unpush it with the power of interpretative dance.
Hanna: Haha, it could work.
Me: I'll start working on a routine.