Peach Flan, Deer, Emo Poetry and Break-Ups
Peach Flan: My little brother was supposed to make flan today in food tech, but he forgot his ingredients so my parents made it instead. Mmm, Peach flan and Vanilla ice-cream :D
Deer: In ICT we were supposed to write a letter to a client. Here are the letters we came up with:
Mine: Dear Sir/Madam. I am writing to inform you that I have shagged your mother. Sincerly David.
Hanna's: Dear Deer. You are a creature residing in woodland areas and glades. You are a wild animal that is shy and rarely seen by humans. Most humans attempt to shoot you. I hope you have found this letter informative. Love from Hanna.
Hanna's Alternate: Dear Sir/Madman. Due to the hireing of a rather unda-qalified secritry a number of typros may appere in your letters. We are sorry for any problums this may cause. Fathfully Hanna.
Emo Poetry: Got depressed in Math so I wrote this:
Child, go and sleep where the water grows deep.
Child, do not weep when your soul we reap.
Child, please don't cry everyone must die.
Child, be not shy your life has passed you by.
Child, take a last breath now accept your death.
Break-Ups: Girll Ashley broke up with Boy Ashley today, gave back the engagement ring and everything. He seems a bit depressed.
Other random crap: Sanctuary! Bitchy, Twitchy, Slutty and Reading. Where's your head at, at, at? Between your mum's legs.