Writer's Block: Thanks for the Input

[dark_dreymer]

Dad: If you get angry you shouldn't swear at people, it just keeps getting you into trouble. Look in the dictionary and find a really long word no-one'll understand and use that instead; like polymorphism or something.

I swear he actually said this seriously. As if I'm supposed to turn around and tell someone to go polymorph themselves. I love my dad but sometimes I can't help but wonder if he was born on a different planet.