Do bald people get dandruff? yes because its like getting ashy lets and arms (ive seen it before) If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty? yes because the chocolate milk has a stronger taste then regular milk. Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too? coconuts are not part of the nut family How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes? what?! yes they are. potatoes are potatoes man. Vodka should be a vegeteble drink to...because...it comes from potatoes aswell...also electricity... it can also come from potatoes Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach? only if you were under a beach umbrella ;) Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? vampires dont worship a higher spirit Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute? its maturity wise. its kind of like its ok for a kid to kick and scream because he cant get a toy...well then again crack heads do kick and scream when they cant support their habit..good question If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart? yes ^_^ (and if you hold it in, it turns into poop) Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket? no, they like it too much they are put into chinese finger traps Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores? no they have hell hounds Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it? ....they are bullies. its like your mom showing your girlfriend your baby pictures...its their job Do stairs go up or down? depends on your situation Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? yes they do. mom reserved me and herself two graves. (i..am not joking) Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up? they are trying to be "unique" If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers? with a company like that yes If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? sky is space. "sky's the limit" means unlimited Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? they dont see it they act it. Can you make a candle out of your earwax? its not the same type of wax. ear wax's melting point is much lower Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? "early bird gets the worm" If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? by law. "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? seriously! Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? yes you can tell if you were a smoker Are marbles made of marble? glass. they just earned that name from what they USED to be made of Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? mines always melt before i finish my drink If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) you get ALOT more then what you payed for Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? very very perverted people Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? no no mormons com from morons Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? who reads what they eat? Can you get cornered in a round room? cornerd at the edge of your bed :P Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? well from personal experience. thats the least place you wash. so it gets icky Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? they are too thin. so they just break off or fall off If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? yes... thats another thing they have to change just like they changed the pledge of alliegence (spelling?)
Biggy C, peace out nigga Reffered by the Taco mistress
If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty? yes because the chocolate milk has a stronger taste then regular milk.
Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too? coconuts are not part of the nut family
How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes? what?! yes they are. potatoes are potatoes man. Vodka should be a vegeteble drink to...because...it comes from potatoes aswell...also electricity... it can also come from potatoes
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach? only if you were under a beach umbrella ;)
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? vampires dont worship a higher spirit
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute? its maturity wise. its kind of like its ok for a kid to kick and scream because he cant get a toy...well then again crack heads do kick and scream when they cant support their habit..good question
If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart? yes ^_^ (and if you hold it in, it turns into poop)
Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket? no, they like it too much they are put into chinese finger traps
Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores? no they have hell hounds
Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it? ....they are bullies. its like your mom showing your girlfriend your baby pictures...its their job
Do stairs go up or down? depends on your situation
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? yes they do. mom reserved me and herself two graves. (i..am not joking)
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up? they are trying to be "unique"
If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers? with a company like that yes
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? sky is space. "sky's the limit" means unlimited
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? they dont see it they act it.
Can you make a candle out of your earwax? its not the same type of wax. ear wax's melting point is much lower
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? "early bird gets the worm"
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? by law.
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? seriously!
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? yes you can tell if you were a smoker
Are marbles made of marble? glass. they just earned that name from what they USED to be made of
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? mines always melt before i finish my drink
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) you get ALOT more then what you payed for
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? very very perverted people
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? no no mormons com from morons
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? who reads what they eat?
Can you get cornered in a round room? cornerd at the edge of your bed :P
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? well from personal experience. thats the least place you wash. so it gets icky
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? they are too thin. so they just break off or fall off
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? yes... thats another thing they have to change just like they changed the pledge of alliegence (spelling?)
Biggy C, peace out nigga
Reffered by the Taco mistress
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