Daily Therapy
How to cure Stress,
By: Tyler
(Travis' alter personality)
I want you to disrobe.
Walk over to the largest mirror in the room.
Stare blankly at your naked body.
With your right hand grab and hold your perky right nipple.
Cross your eyes and begin rubbing your head with your left hand and repeat:
I AM YOUR DRUG-BITCH-DEAD-BODY-SEX-DOLL
Now laugh...
Do this excercise as often as needed...thank you
P.S.: Someone told me that they heard I was gay, so ummmmm...I guess I'm gay now.
(Note to Self) I saw on an episode of 'undressed' (MTV) that gay guys are in with the ladies and sometimes end up having accidental 'platonic' SEX.
So....Me=gay + Hot chick=straight=us being 'best friends' = ME GETTING SOME...hehe Alright.(Quagmire tone):):)
By: Tyler
(Travis' alter personality)
I want you to disrobe.
Walk over to the largest mirror in the room.
Stare blankly at your naked body.
With your right hand grab and hold your perky right nipple.
Cross your eyes and begin rubbing your head with your left hand and repeat:
I AM YOUR DRUG-BITCH-DEAD-BODY-SEX-DOLL
Now laugh...
Do this excercise as often as needed...thank you
P.S.: Someone told me that they heard I was gay, so ummmmm...I guess I'm gay now.
(Note to Self) I saw on an episode of 'undressed' (MTV) that gay guys are in with the ladies and sometimes end up having accidental 'platonic' SEX.
So....Me=gay + Hot chick=straight=us being 'best friends' = ME GETTING SOME...hehe Alright.(Quagmire tone):):)