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[dark_butler]

Asuka, at your convenience, may I have a word with you?

Alucard, I will tell you firmly, no to the toothpaste, and I note that mine has disappeared. Do not think you have had the last word.

Messrs. Gavin and Justice, a word, please?

Comments

[tinyvampiregod]

It was nearly gone anyway. I did you a favor by replacing your toothpaste.

[dark_butler]

I am replacing your replacement.

[tinyvampiregod]

Did you try the meat flavor?

[dark_butler]

I said that I would try it. I tried it. I will not be repeating it.

[tinyvampiregod]

Hn.

I can't believe you didn't like it.

[dark_butler]

Why would I lie about something so insignificant?

[tinyvampiregod]

I didn't accuse you.

Only think your tastes are ... off.

[dark_butler]

So spoken by the vampire who has a small obsession with marshmallows soaked in blood.

[tinyvampiregod]

Hn.

That adds a pleasing texture and taste.

[dark_butler]

You would think that we could agree to disagree on such things.

[tinyvampiregod]

Perhaps it is a good thing.

Your teas are safe from me and my marshmallows are safe from you.

[dark_butler]

Perhaps we should warn Asuka about your marshmallows.

[tinyvampiregod]

I don't mind sharing with her.

Our little girl.

[dark_butler]

Tch.

Let me show you something amusing. [ link]

[tinyvampiregod]

Mm I believe she takes after the both of us well.

[dark_butler]

She cannot take after either of us when she has barely had any time to even know us.

Still, I think she will fit in our household.