XCIII.

[dark_butler]

Mmm... whom to eat first?

[ooc: Morality reversal for Walter today. Which is sort of a tricky thing to play, since his morals can be a bit slippy on a good day. Let it be noted that he doesn't give a damn about the kids in his flat at the moment and thinks they can take care of their own damn selves and just leave him alone.]

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[darkest0knight]

H-How'd you get in here? Where's the lady?

[ooc: No sense of self-preservation, seriously.]

[dark_butler]

The lady was me and I live here.

[ooc: Tony's lucky that Girlycard wouldn't let Walter eat him and Walter's aware of that. His morality's reversed, not his intelligence.]

[darkest0knight]

You're not the lady!

[dark_butler]

I don't care if you think so or not. This is my flat. That's my hellhound sleeping over there. My coffin in the linen closet, and you are here on sufferance.

[darkest0knight]

What's a sufferance?

[dark_butler]

It means you're here even if I don't want you here.

[darkest0knight]

Don't want me...

Where's my friend? You'd better not hurt us!

[dark_butler]

Why don't you just pretend you're an invisible mouse and leave me alone and nobody's going to get hurt.

[ooc: Grumbling to himself about how soft-hearted Alucard can be.]

[darkest0knight]

*scuttles under the bed to hide*

[wee_hellpuppy]

*thinks they're playing hide and seek!*

I found you! You're it!

[darkest0knight]

Pup! There's a scary man in the house.

[wee_hellpuppy]

Where?

[darkest0knight]

There, there! Don't you see him?

[wee_hellpuppy]

Um... No? I just see Daddy.

[darkest0knight]

The scary man's your Daddy?

...I guess all daddies are scary.

[wee_hellpuppy]

Daddy's not scary.

... usually.

[ooc: Aww. ;_; *snugs wee!Tony*]