Help! My seasonings are converting!
First, let me say that I have no problem with people practicing the religion of their choice. But when my food begins to choose a path to spiritual enlightenment, I gotta LOLzzzzz.
What am I talking about? Apparently there's this guy who makes and commercially markets Christian salt.
Yes, he's a little zealous. And quite a bit ... I dunno... uninformed. Kosher salt isn't Jewish, or blessed by rabbis. It hurts Christianity how?
Ah basta, LOL.
I heard about it on metaquotes:
hawkorhandsaw: Personally, I demand that my crushed red pepper be Zoroastrian. It gives it more bite.
ginalin: I'm trying to decide if saffron is Buddhist or Hindu now. LOL
hawkorhandsaw: I think my garlic is Russian Orthodox.
hnmic: Y'know there's this paprika I got that I'd swear is practicing a strange and mildly perverted orthodox developed in the high Carpathians...sometimes at night I hear the lid opening....
hawkorhandsaw: I've got this sassafras root that tells stories about going into the swamps and practicing eldritch rituals to call forth the others from the cthonic ruins.
ka_crow: Zen Buddhism just sits and watches the changing of the seasonings.
Context is all about the flavor.
*bounces off to giggle somewhere else*
What am I talking about? Apparently there's this guy who makes and commercially markets Christian salt.
Yes, he's a little zealous. And quite a bit ... I dunno... uninformed. Kosher salt isn't Jewish, or blessed by rabbis. It hurts Christianity how?
Ah basta, LOL.
I heard about it on metaquotes:
hawkorhandsaw: Personally, I demand that my crushed red pepper be Zoroastrian. It gives it more bite.
ginalin: I'm trying to decide if saffron is Buddhist or Hindu now. LOL
hawkorhandsaw: I think my garlic is Russian Orthodox.
hnmic: Y'know there's this paprika I got that I'd swear is practicing a strange and mildly perverted orthodox developed in the high Carpathians...sometimes at night I hear the lid opening....
hawkorhandsaw: I've got this sassafras root that tells stories about going into the swamps and practicing eldritch rituals to call forth the others from the cthonic ruins.
ka_crow: Zen Buddhism just sits and watches the changing of the seasonings.
Context is all about the flavor.
*bounces off to giggle somewhere else*