My Imaginary Conversations with Robin GoodFellow
Every one knows who Robin Goodfellow is, right? The Puck from Shakeshpeares play? Well...I just started typing this stuff out the other night...and its kinda funny...it mentions some stuff about the party on Friday, and other stuff in my life. Names have been changed, but I think some of you will recognize who each person is...I just though some of you guys would like it...HAVE FUN!!! ^.~ Oh this is bad...
5-30-04
Hello Robin.
Shadow! How wonderful to see you! Is this how we are to communicate from now on?
Yes, I think it’ll help me remember your advice better.
Oh, good idea. Why didn’t I think of that?
Because you’re too busy chasing nymphs. It’s a wonder you even bother talking to me.
It wasn’t my choice to talk to you Shadow, I was assigned, and you needed me. Plus, I like you. You can be quite a comedian when you choose to be.
That’s only because I laugh at my depression to make my friends happy.
Oh depression, how dreary. You’re utterly insane, you know that?
What else is new?
You’ll become the next Shakespeare if you keep all this up.
Oh like fun I will.
Did you just say “like fun”?
Never mind that…what did I summon you for…
How am I to know?
It’s a rhetorical question!!!
Well la-de-da…
You say that entirely too much… oh, I remember…
Well, what is it?
I went to a party on Friday-
Skipping school?
No, I’m on summer vacation…you should know that…you are my Guardian, bless the lord for that…
I sense sarcasm…
How could I be sarcastic about that? Any way, I was at this party…
Goddess bless will you be quiet??? I’m supposed to be telling you about my troubles!
…change the music and I’ll shut up…
*sighs and changes music * you know, its just my luck I get stuck with a guardian like you…I couldn’t just get a sylph or something…
oooo I like this song…and any way, you love me. Plus, sylphs are far too talkative for your tastes…I mean, even I blush at some of the stuff you tell me…
Why Goddess…why? Any way, as I was saying…I was at this party at my friends, Adee and Evee, house. It was a pool party and a bunch of my friends were there. I’m a closer friend with Adee than I am with Evee, so I was hanging out with Adee, Rikku-
The Elven one? I like her. She’s interesting.
Yes, yes, the elven one, and you only like her because she’s an artist. Anyway, I was hanging out with Adee, Rikku, Sultrin, Rock Lee, Yuna, Marshal and Softe most of the time, but before they got there I was just sitting on the side of the pool waiting for them to show up when Sebran started talking to me, “Shadow, what are you doing? Modeling?”
So I just said, “Yup!” And I posed. Well for some reason or another they started freaking out, and Tress-
Oh that bitch. I don’t want to hear any more. She pisses me off.
Robin…
Well, she does. But I like Sebran. She’s got poetic potential that one.
Yeah, she does. She’s a comedian too.
Oh be careful, I might just leave you for her.
Not funny. That’s happened to me way to many times for my liking.
I know. I’m sorry. Forgive me?
Thank you sweetling. Now, what did Bitchy McBitch-Bitch do?
Interesting nick name…well, any way, she just gave me this weird look, and every once in a while I would hear my name coming from her mouth…
You’ve become completely paranoid around her, you know?
I have every right to be. She’s a gossipy bitch that desperately needs a taste of her own medicine…
I can do better than that…I can…oh wait…no I can’t…unless making her milk turn sour would piss her off…
umm…Robin?
Yeah, I didn’t think so…so I’ll see what I can do to McBitch…oh Lord and Lady, hopefully you can’t get that super-sized…
She already has been…*makes a face * Oh btw, I like your SN
Thank you. I think it tells every one who I am…it expresses the inner me…
Sure, so the inner you is…what?
Sexy to a fault.
Hmm… I agree. That is definitely the inner you…the inner, inner, inner, inner you…
You make me want to laugh and cry at the same time…
Cry Robin, cry like you’ve never cried before
I would, but I’m too busy thinking about how cruel you are
*laughs softly * Aw, I’m not that bad.
Yes, yes you are. It’s what makes me love you so.
Charming Robin, very charming. It would never work between us.
I know…you’re a “one man” kind of woman, and I’m a “pimping ass-tapping machine”…it just wouldn’t work…aww…why’d you change the music?
Because I wanted to listen to this song… so there…”pimping ass-tapping machine”?
Yeah, so?
well, gee, Grand Master Pimp, I was kinda thinking that…no…the horror of that thought is enough to make me curl up and cry in a fetal position.
sounds kinky.
You know what? I draw the line at getting “kinky” with my Fae Guardian
You know you want it.
Oh hell no…goddess…no one can ever read these conversations…the scariness of any of these thoughts getting out in public…well…in simplest terms, it would be a little like this… “Oh God no! Not the BASS!! Never again!!!”
The Bass?
yes. Please refer to my various adventures that usually end with me getting beaten in the head with a large fish.
you know, that just scares me
Yeah…
…stop changing the music. I was starting to like that song. Any way, what were we talking about? Oh yeah…if no one’s ever going to read this, why don’t you just admit that you want me?
You know what, first of all, I don’t want you. Two, you’re my GUARDIAN…my TEACHER in the way of life, my PROTECTOR…you’re supposed to dissuade me from any thing like that…plus, you’re HOW many centuries old?
I can’t remember, any way, you LIKE older men…you’ve said it yourself.
Older as in like…twenty…not one hundred and fifty.
but I LOOK like I’m twenty…
and you also have horns and hairy goat legs…how sexy is that?
Oh yeah…oh wait, you were being sarcastic again…must you play with my emotions?
Oh c’mon, you don’t give a fuck.
…I would like to
You know what? Shut up. You’ve lost your breathing privileges.
You know, you have to admit a lot of your friends would find this conversation hilarious.
I know…isn’t that sad?
Why? I think its pretty funny
Wow…I rest my case.
…go to sleep…it’s almost five AM
So? I can’t sleep…
…sure, I guess…thank you Robin… *kisses his goateed chin * you’re a great Guardian, all joking aside.
aww stop it Shadow, you’re making me blush… get in the bed, I’ll play a song for you…pipes are so soothing… *laughs a little and kisses the top of her head * Go to sleep ok?
you’re a lot like a real fsked up father, you know that? But I love ya…good night.
Good night Shadow…thank you.
<5-30-04>
Good morning Robin!
Away Message: No Fenris, I do not want to meet your daughter. She’ll burn me to a crisp. Speaking of flaming things, don’t you have a lover to get to?
Wow…you better pray he hasn’t read that yet…since when did you get the guts to insult a dragon?
<5-30-04>
Robbbbbbiiiiiinnnn…I’m bored…
Away Message: No Fenris, I do not want to meet your daughter. She’ll burn me to a crisp. Speaking of flaming things, don’t you have a lover to get to?
You do like to live dangerously, don’t you?
Oh hello Shadow…and yes, yes I do like to live dangerously. I got your message earlier, but you were gone.
yeah, my family came to bother me… I hate them.
Mmm…why?
it’s an unexplainable type of loathing
Surely you don’t hate them all that much
Not all of them…most of them, yes. My grandmother and littlest brother are the exceptions.
Why?
Because my grandmother is cool and understands me and sees that oppressing me isn’t the best way to raise me…and my little bro is so innocent. He does piss me off sometimes, but it’s not bad. Not the way my mother or stepfather or brother does.
You have some extreme problems, you know that?
Yes, which is why I have you…though really I think you’re just another one of my problems.
oh and you call me Charming…
mmm…goldfish..
I notice that you are ignoring me…oh damn
What?
Damnit! Fenris is here! And he looks pissed…
No I did not tell him where you were…
Oh you will get some serious karmic return for this!
La. De. Da. De. Da.
Fuck…oh…hi Fenris…how are you? What? No…damnit! Get your meaty claws off my computer!
….
Hello Shadow, how are you? Thank you for giving me Robin’s address.
No problem. Don’t hurt him too much, please? I still need him at least somewhat alive.
Death is too good for him…hold on. I’ll let him say good bye.
Thank you Fenris!
…I hate you
I love you too Robin dear.
No, I said- AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!
Talk to you later Robin love.
**Yes, I am messed up to no end...I was just writing that because I'd been thinking up weird stuff for quite some time, so I put it down in a conversation between me and my favorite character, Robin Goodfellow! Whee! I may post up more of this kind of stuff, but I doubt it...no one reads my journal any way.**
-Shadow