Default - Chapter 3
Disclaimer: Why oh why can’t I own -Man!!! I’d treat it really well….*pouts* pleading doesn’t work I guess its back to the drawing board…I still don’t own it!!
Warnings: Language (Kanda mostly), sexual implications, violence? Trauma?
A/N (Tuesday): Hehehe I do have exams to do but I only have eight papers in all to do, so I have some free time to type up this chapter. Since I’m free tomorrow I’ll be spending the day typing and listening to some jpop and jrock hehehe!!! But I’ll start today when I get home from school!! I’m bad at writing a starting so bear with me ok!!! This is a flash back chapter all in all I hope it doesn’t confuse you.
Enjoy!!!
Chapter 3 - Mission Starts
Allen walked down the halls of Black Order Academy, smiling as he goes. It’s been three days since he became the Joker, well Clown and he’s been enjoying every moment of it…not really just certain aspects of it. Not to mention that little misunderstanding about him and Kanda being together was all cleared up and now he is no longer seen as public enemy number one.
~Flash back~
“Daddy please introduce yourself to the school body” Kuu said smiling.
“Yeah, sure…” Allen turned to face everyone; he smiled sincerely but he gulped when he saw the glares he was getting “Um…my name is Allen Walker and…I ah think I’m in class 1A?”
“Yay thanks daddy” Kuu said smiling, that smile was really getting creepy “oh and before I forget! Komui decided to change the rules a little, since no one has the talent or guts to go up against mommy for the title of Queen mommy will take that title once again this year!!!”
“What?! No way!!” Kanda growled walking up to Kuu, Kanda pushed Allen - who was in the way - taking his place at the podium, “Kuu what did that bastard say? And when the hell did he tell you that!?”
“Komui oji-san said that you’re the strongest exorcist that the order has, so it does no good to replace you” Kuu replied, already used to the cursed words her ‘mommy’ uses, “It was a few days ago when you went with Teidoll ojii-san, Daisya oji-san and Lavi oji-san to that resort and I stayed with Komui oji-san and Lenalee oba-san, he already finalized it with the board and with the order so mommy you’re still the Queen!!! Aren’t you happy?”
Kanda’s left eye visually twitched and he itched to cut something, something very much alive an akuma would do fine now. Nope scratch that he’ll sharpen his blade for when he sees Komui next. Principal, supervisor or what ever the hell he is, no title he has will help protect him from Kanda’s wrath.
“Wow so you have to replace the Queen every year ah I see so it’s the strongest exorcist that becomes Queen, wait what happens if there is someone stronger than the Queen? Does that person become Queen? Even if it’s a guy” Allen asked, this whole title thing was getting really weird but interesting.
“Ah so ya interested in it huh? Ok I’ll tell ya” Lavi began, he placed his hand on Allen’s head ruffling his hair, which Allen didn’t take too kindly to “Naw that person won’t be the Queen as ya see both titles - King and Queen - have ta be voted on by the school body. Since there’s already a Queen, ta be King is easy all ya have ta do is dominate the Queen in both power and authority, make it that the Queen can not deny you when you approach and that’s how you’ll be the King the one who holds all power” he smirked when he saw Allen’s predictable expression, “naturally ya have ta show that ya have dominated the Queen for all the school body ta see”
“Wow Komui was right” Allen sighed.
“Hmm that’s a first” Lavi mused, “What was Komui right about”
“No one had attained that title and no one will be able to attain that title” Allen shrugged, “with Ice Queen over there, no one will even come close to getting that title”
“Ah no that’s where ya wrong, I now one person who will get that title” Lavi declared, grinning so wide his face seemed as if it would tear off.
“Yeah really now so who would that be?” Allen asked, he knew the answer already but he just decided to humor him, “So tell me who is it?”
Lavi’s smile widened as he leaned closer to Allen.
“The person is…” Lavi began.
“Yeah the person is…?” Allen repeated.
“It’s so obvious that it will be…”
“Yeah yeah who?”
“I couldn’t see anyone other than…”
“Spit it out already Lavi!!!” Allen yelled annoyed by the prolonged hesitation.
“Come on ya need some suspense ta it but alright then” the grin was back on, “The person is…”
Allen nodded leaning further to hear.
“You of course” it was barely a whisper, one overflowing with humor while hidden sarcasm tipped the edges.
“ME?!! What the HELL?!!!” Allen yelled backing away from Lavi, “Please tell me you’re joking Lavi!!!”
“Joking me? Oh no Allen” Lavi laughed, his voice laced in sarcasm, “Of course I’m joking, there’s no way you’d take the title that rightfully belongs ta me”
Allen could breath easily now. Why didn’t he notice the sarcastic tone in Lavi’s voice? Man he was too caught up to even pay attention.
“Come on Lavi please don’t joke like that” Allen sighed, utterly annoyed, “There’s no way I’d even attempt to dominate Kanda. For one I - unlike you - value my life, two the guy’s a real bastard and three did I mentioned that I VALUE MY LIFE!!!? That guy is a literal walking homicidal bastard!! I’m not cutting my life short for that King title”
“Well less competition” Lavi shrugged.
It seemed that was what the entire school thought too.
~Flash back ends~
He turned the corner intended on heading to his first class of the day; Chemistry with the vice principal Reever Wenham. That Reever-sensei(1) was a funny character. He remembered the first time they met. It was in Komui’s office right after the official announcement of him being Clown three days ago.
~Flash back~
“Komui!!!! You. Are. Dead!!!” Kanda raged, his shin length boot connected with the door of Komui’s office kicking it clean off, “What the hell did you get me into!!!” he stormed into the office stepping on the fallen door and ignoring the calls he was getting from Lavi.
“Ah…Kanda-kun what brings you here?” Komui asked with feint innocence, “You should be in class now right?”
“Cut the crap Komui who told you to continue to stick my name to that degrading title!!!” Kanda was beyond the rage point, “Retract it now or else!!!”
“Yuu-chan calm down!!” Lavi yelled trying to latch on to Kanda’s hand only to miss, thus earning a fist to his face.
“Stay out of my way baka usagi!!!” Kanda growled, clenching his fists.
Allen who had his hand out to help slowly retracted them placing them at his sides.
Wow he’s more violent that usual…he might actually kill Komui…I wonder if he would maybe I should still help, He thought, somehow thinking it didn’t quite help the situation at hand. But I have to stop it before it gets that far though. Was what he figured.
Lenalee and Kuu entered just when Kanda had Komui in his mitts shaking the living hell out of him.
“B-b-but K-k-k-kanda-kun!!! Y-y-y-you…-” Komui stopped suddenly, a familiar fear swept over him, he could feel it…it was close and was closing in fast! That dreaded…
“Supervisor Komui your signatures are needed on these documents” came the sound of an over worked Australian man.
“That dreaded paper work!!!! Flee!! Gotta flee!!!” Komui wailed, he pried himself from Kanda’s grasp and headed under his desk to hide.
Allen turned towards the door and there he saw a guy with honey brown spiky hair, a slightly bearded chin and a pair of really dull looking turquoise eyes. He had a large stack of papers in his hands; damn anyone in their right mind would be afraid if they had that many papers to sign.
“Lenalee, Kuu, Kanda” the Australian began, he looked down at Kanda’s foot, “Lavi” he looked up “and um Allen right?” Allen nodded, “Shouldn’t you all be at classes now?”
“Well yeah but we’re here ta stop Kanda from killing Komui” Lavi croaked out from his place on the ground. He sounded pretty well for someone who just got a fist to his face.
“Ah I see, but sorry Kanda I can’t allow you to harm Komui” the guy said seriously.
Kanda stared at him in disbelief while Komui’s eyes sparkled. He got out from his hiding place and tried to grab the guy in a hug but the guy easily evaded.
“Section chief Reever I didn’t knew you cared!!!” Komui squealed, trying once again to hug Reever but missed once again.
“Quit it I don’t!!!” Reever yelled dodging all of Komui’s hugs, “It would be a bother if Kanda killed you now!! You have a lot of work to do! You’re slacking off again!!”
The minute Komui heard the word ‘work’ his face fell and he ran back under his desk. Screaming ‘evil documents nooo!!’ at the top of his lungs.
“Why you!!” Reever yelled walking towards the desk. First he dumped the paper on it then made a move to look under the desk, intending on dragging Komui out and forcing him to do his work. His irritation grew when he saw that no one was there. He got up, his sharp eyes instantly catching suspicious movements where the door should be. There Komui was trying to make his escape.
“Supervisor!!”
Komui yelped then ran out the door, shrieking at the top of his lungs at how evil Reever was being, by not letting him have any breaks from work.
“Lazy supervisor you had these documents due from three years ago!!!” Reever yelled totally exhausted, he sighed, time to chase the idiot. He sighed again; this was not what he signed up for.
He then turned to leave.
“You lot better head to class now” he said over his shoulders, “Ah and I’ll see you all this afternoon for Chemistry”
“Hai(2) sensei” Lenalee and Kuu replied.
“Oh and good luck catching brother” Lenalee added with a knowing smile.
Reever nodded, and left. Once again dreading the work he has to do now. Catching Komui isn’t as easy as it seemed.
“Lenalee who was that?” Allen asked that guy seemed like a science teacher but Komui called him ‘section chief’ so that kinda threw him off.
“Oh that’s Reever Wenham he’s our Chemistry teacher and section chief of the Black Order” Lenalee replied, “Oh you plan on taking the same classes as Kuu right? So you’ll be in our advance Chemistry class this year”
“Advanced Chemistry?” Allen gulped; it sounds wow really advanced “I guess so…ah so Komui is the head of the order?” now he was sure there must be something wrong with this so called order. Komui as the head was just begging for disasters to happen.
“Yeah you don’t believe it, wouldn’t blame you” Lenalee replied, “but I guess we should leave for class, Kanda and Lavi already left”
“Really? When?” Allen asked looking around, seeing that the two had indeed left already only Lenalee, Kuu and himself remained.
“The same time when Reever oji-san left” Kuu replied, “He also teaches Physics for Lavi oji-san and mommy so they are late for his class, but I doubt they’ll have any class though”
“Ah I see, so Kuu what class do we have now?” Allen asked.
“One hour of Physics with Komui oji-san” Kuu replied, “like I said for mommy and Lavi oji-san we might not have any class too since Reever oji-san is chasing Komui oji-san”
“Free period already, cool” Allen smiled not even one bit perturbed that Komui is his Physics teacher.
“You guys are so lucky” Lenalee sighed, “I have a class now so later”
~Flash back ends~
Kuu was right they never had their class that morning as Komui was hiding from Reever. Reever did eventually catch him by lunch time and forced him to stay in his office signing papers all day so they never had a Chemistry class either. He felt sorry for they guy - Reever not Komui - anyone would get a headache dealing with someone like Komui, it’s a miracle Reever is still sane. Speaking of Reever-sensei he was going to be late that’s if he doesn’t hurry up.
He was a little familiar to the school now so he wouldn’t get lost - not that he had the chance to Kuu stuck with him every minute - but she wasn’t with him now. She said she had to go see Komui so she left him on his own which was a first. He was almost to his class, all he has to do is just pass the canteen…ah just the name of that heavenly place makes his stomach growl. That chef Jerry makes the best lunches. No to mention he can order as much as he can eat! Thanks to his newly acquired title.
~Flash back~
“Its lunch time daddy lets head to the canteen!” Kuu yelled, just as the bell rang signaling the end of their English class, “Mommy, oji-san and oba-san should be there already”
“Lunch…” Allen drooled, he was starving and that was an understatement!
His stomach growled, making his needs known.
“Daddy is really hungry I wonder if mommy’s milk could fill you” Kuu said innocently.
Allen spluttered, his face going bright red at the thought of what Kuu said. She didn’t just say that did she? She might have meant something else…not what he thought right? Man when the hell did he get so…so perverted. Staying out with Cross too long might have been the cause. Now he can’t even say or hear certain words without thinking something perverted. This is not helping his gentlemen ways…
“You know Kuu saying words like that might give people the wrong impression” Allen began, he chuckled nervously, “It might make them think really weird things so don’t say words like that in that context again. I know you might mean something else but…”
“Something else?” Kuu asked, her pink eyes a pool of confusion, “But I mean it like that daddy, when you and mommy do it there will be a lot of creamy milky c-”
Allen quickly covered her mouth with his hand. What in god’s name are they teaching this poor child!!!!!?
“Kuu?! What in the world are you saying!!” Allen was shocked in the least to hear something like that coming from this little girl’s mouth, “Do you even know what you are saying Kuu?”
“Yes I do”
“…” he forgot, she might be in a little girl’s body but she’s actually fourteen, “Well I don’t want to hear you say lewd…words like that again ok, imagine what would happen if Kanda heard you talking like that!! He might lose his head or worst blame it on me for teaching you those horrid words and take out his anger on me!!”
That was true even if it wasn’t him who thought her about that Kanda will still blame him and beat the crap out of him just as a way to take his anger out.
“Kuu don’t say anything around Kanda ok as a matter of fact don’t even think like that again, I don’t want to be caught in anything when he gets mad” Allen sighed, he was sounding a lot like a dad trying to protect his daughter from life.
“Ok daddy” Kuu smiled, “Let’s go for lunch!!!”
“Ah something I can appreciate” Allen smiled too, allowing Kuu to pull him towards the canteen.
They ran down the hall, carefully avoiding the people in their way until they came to a stop at the large canteen doors.
“Here we are daddy” Kuu said dragging him in.
“Wow” was all he could say but it wasn’t for the fact that the canteen was really large or anything or even the fact that upon their arrival the students around bowed to them, nope that was further from his ‘wow’. His wow was directed to the fact that lunch time just began and the line was empty!!! Yes you read right empty!! There was no one there! At his junior high you had to literally fight to get into the line and by the time you reached the top lunch already ran out on you and you’re left starved.
“Ah look everyone is here!” Kuu yelled running towards the large table to the left side of the canteen that was occupied by three people.
Allen looked at her run off then turned his attention to the little opening where he orders his lunch.
“What’s next?” a high voice asked.
Allen peered in from the side catching the glimpse of the chef. He was a weird character; he was dark with his weaved purplish hair tied in two at the base of his neck. His chef’s outfit was sleeveless and he wore a purple hand band on each wrists.
“Hm!?”when the chef noticed Allen his eyes instantly sparkled, “The new recruit for the royalties group? Wow and what a pretty kid!”
“Nice to meet you…”Allen chuckled nervously.
“What do you want to eat? I can make anything!” the chef declared, “You can have any amount you like since you’re apart of the group”
“Really?” Allen’s eyes sparkled.
“Yes”
“Anything right? Okay then I’ll get…” he put his hand on his chin in thought, “Lasana and Potatoes and Dry Curry and Ma-Po Tofu and Beef Stew and a Meat Pie and Calpaccho and a Nashigoren and Chicken and Potato Salad and Corn and a Kuppa, Tomyank and rice, for dessert I want a Mango Pudding and twenty Mitarashi Dango” he smiled “a lot in all”
“Wow” the chef was speechless, “You can eat all of that?”
“Yep”
~Flash back ends~
“That was some good food” Allen drooled at the memory, Jerry made everything he listed in no time at all. It was like magic, “Or skill” he reasoned, “because Jerry-san had tons of that, hmmm can’t wait till lunch”
“Yo Allen what’s up?” Lavi yelled running to him, “Ya heading to Chemistry right wait up, I’m heading there too”
“Lavi” Allen began, but his face fell when he remembered the last two days of hell he had to go through because of him.
~Flash back~
*GROWL*
“Allen ya stomach is disturbing me, control it already will ya” Lavi complained, Yuu wasn’t there and he was bored. So he decided to hang with the rest of the group in the library, “We’re in a library afta all”
“Sorry it can’t be helped…Jerry-san isn’t allowed to make snacks for students during class time” Allen whined, “even though I joined your group I still am treated like a normal student”
“Sorry daddy that is because-”
“I know I know my title is the lowest I get it” Allen sighed, “Man its one hour to lunch and I’m starving!!”
Lenalee chuckled.
“Is that all you think about Allen?” she asked, “You should train more you know like Kanda, but if you are really starving I guess I could-”
“Wait Lenalee” Lavi yelled he dropped the book he was reading, as he was struck with a great idea, “Hey Allen how about a bet?”
“A bet?” Allen repeated, “What bet?”
“Just something simple around the lines of…I don’t know” Lavi shrugged a smirk played his lips, “lets see who can get Yuu’s hair tie first?”
“You really do have a death wish huh” Allen sighed trying to ignore Lavi.
The smirk on Lavi’s lips widened.
“If ya win Allen I’d transfer one of my privileges ta ya, ya know the one where I can ask Jerry ta make me something even during class time”
That got Allen’s attention. His eyes sparkled at the sound of that deal. He could get food! Twice for the day. There was no way he’d give up that deal!
“You’re on”
That’s how it leads to them sneaking into the school’s training room where Kanda trains - separately of course - just to steal his hair tie. Knowing Kanda it wouldn’t be easy.
Allen arrived first as he asked Kuu to help keep Lavi back for a few minutes. The door was slightly opened so he peaked inside. What he saw made his breath hitch. Kanda was topless, sweaty and looking oh so hot. He noticed that Kanda wore a sort of bead wristlet on his left hand. It matched him, he found himself thinking.
He groaned in annoyance, he wasn’t here to gaze at his body he was there to steal his hair tie dammit! Shaking his head he tried to focus on the target ahead. Kanda was blind folded so that gave him a small advantage. Even if Kanda could sense anyone’s presence with the blind fold on, he was confident in his cloaking ability. Years of trying to avoid debt collectors definitely helped in that department.
He slowly pushed the door open and just as slowly he walked in. Kanda’s ears perked up and he turned his attention to the door.
“Who’s there?” he demanded, when he didn’t get an answer he concentrated trying to sense the person that was there but he didn’t sense anyone. He shrugged and went back to his training. Maybe it was the wind.
Allen sighed. Good he wasn’t caught. He got up from his hiding place creeping closer to Kanda, who had just finished doing some sort of kendo training and was meditating now. He smiled he might win! Since Lavi was no where to be seen…his thoughts trailed off when he looked up. There was Lavi right above Kanda suspended by some sort of a wire!
Crap! He cursed inwardly, Lavi was getting closer. He moved faster and of course more carefully, it does not good if he was caught before time right? Soon he was within inches of Kanda’s hair tie. He reached out grabbing the end of it.
At that moment Kanda dragged up his sword and slashed upward catching Allen completely off guard. In order to protect him self Allen had to activate his innocence to block the attack. He fell on his butt with the hair tie in his right hand.
“Shit…” Allen cursed, he looked at his left hand, “Crap he damaged my anti-akuma weapon”
Lavi saw what happened and paled. Deciding that Allen won the round he retracted his path and went out through the hole above the training area. There will be a next time.
When Kanda felt his hair fall to his shoulders he tore off the blind fold. Looking forward he saw a mess of white hair.
“Moyashi? What the fuck are you doing here and what the hell are you doing with that in your hands?”
“Um you dropped it?” Allen chuckled nervously; he could see his demise in the glare Kanda was giving him.
~Flash back ends~
Sure it was his gluttony that got him in trouble in the first place but it was Lavi who used it against him.
“Hey Allen ya not still mad about what happened two days ago are ya?” Lavi asked, the kid can’t still be angry I mean Lavi did keep up his end of bet, “Come on man don’t be so sour”
“You’re the one to talk you didn’t go through Komui crazy treatment!!” Allen yelled just remembering what he went through made him never want to hurt his innocence again.
~Flash back~
“Allen you won!” Lavi yelled in a cheery voice, “Good for you!”
“Lavi you…” Allen sighed he wasn’t in the mood to talk, Kanda dealt with him in the worst way possible. It’s a miracle he can still walk much less move, “My left arm is damaged…”
“Wow Yuu sure dealt with ya” Lavi chuckled, he stopped when he saw the irritated look Allen was giving him, “Okay okay but you got ta admit it is funny” he grabbed him by his right hand, “Lets go see Komui he’ll fix your arm for ya”
“Sure, I guess. That’s if he can” Allen replied but when he got there he wished he hadn’t.
“Ah you damaged your hand huh, let me see it” Komui asked.
Allen took off his black long sleeve jacket and dragged his long sleeve shirt up revealing his innocence in which Komui began to inspect.
“Looks like the nerve is damaged” Komui concluded, he turned to Lenalee, “Lenalee bring me the anesthesia” he turned back to Allen, “Can you activate it?”
“Ah sure”
He activated his innocence turning his left hand in to the silver claw and resting it on the table Komui provided. Komui whistled in awe, a smile appeared on his lips.
“You’re a parasitic type like Kuu said hmm interesting ” Komui whistled, he took up his blue cup filled with coffee. It had a pink bunny print on it.
“Yeah she told me that but didn’t elaborate on it much” Allen replied as Komui took a sip of his coffee, “Care to tell me more?” he asked.
“Oh it means you’re a combatable person who can turn his body into a weapon” Koumi replied putting down his coffee on the table behind him, “Out of the many different types of anti-akuma weapons, it’s the rarest type”
“Ah I see” Allen whispered in understanding.
“Since a parasitic type synchronizes with the body, it’s more likely to get affected” Komui began, he bent down to take up a few things when he got back up, instead of his normal white hat he wore a construction worker helmet and in his hands he had two large drill like machines.
Allen flinched.
“Komui ah what’s with all that gear?” Allen asked as little scared of the answer.
“Hm? To repair your hand with” Komui replied, a glint appeared in his eyes, “It a little shocking actually, if you don’t want to experience trauma, you better not look”
Allen froze. WHAT?!! No way!!!
Komui moved closer and that sudden movement quickly snapped him out of his daze state.
“Komui!!! Wa-wait…!!!!”
Komui smiled and clicked his machine on.
“Go ”
“GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~!!!!!!!”
Allen screams of pain echoed throughout the entire school.
~Flash back ends~
Allen shivered at the memory.
“It wasn’t that bad was it?” Lavi asked, glad that he had an equipment type innocence.
“You don’t now the half of it” Allen sighed, “I couldn’t move my arm all day!!”
“That must be harsh but ya over it now right”
“I guess” Allen replied, but he did made a promise to him self to not hurt his arm ever again, he never wants to experience that for a second time!!
“Hey Lavi it just occurred to me”
“Huh what?” Lavi asked, he placed both hands in his pocket.
“Kanda’s not around, you two are always together it seems” Allen replied, “It’s kinda weird seeing you without him”
“Really?” Lavi asked, he chuckled, “Yuu is in class already”
“Ah I see”
“Lavi, Allen nice to see you two finally made it to class” Reever’s voice called, taking them out of their conversation.
“Reever-sensei?” Allen looked around seeing that they had reached their class, “Ah…”
“Just get in here” Reever sighed, “Now that you’re here Allen you need to go to the command post, you have a mission”
“A mission?” Allen asked.
“Yeah, Kanda already left you better go catch him up” Reever replied, “Its just Allen so get in here Lavi”
Lavi sighed but complied with what his teacher said. He wished Allen good luck then went to take his seat. Reever turned to address the class.
“I’ll be back class just have to drop off Allen” he scratched his chin then turned to Allen, “well then lets go”
“Ah yeah”
A mission huh. He thought a little excited; I wonder what it’ll be about.
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A/N (Wednesday):
(1) Sensei - Teacher
(2) Hai - yes
Here you go the next chapter I wrote this in two days. Wow that was quick considering the fact that I should be studying for my exams. But any who I had a major brainstorm idea for this chapter and I wanted to write it hehehe. Well today is Wednesday and I have an exam tomorrow *sigh* such is life. Hope I pass though hehehe and since I don’t have internet anymore I’ll have to wait until Saturday to post this when I’m at my big sis. So until then. Thanks for reading!!! Oh my bata is doing her exams now too so I’m kinda searching for one now to fill her spot until exams are over! Anyone interested send me a message ok! I just can’t seem to fix my own mistakes no matter how hard I try!
(Friday) Well it’s Friday and I’m reading it over to spot the mistakes, I think I over looked some though. My sis won’t be home tomorrow *sigh* but don’t worry I’m still gonna post this chapter I’m gonna go to the Library!!! Yay!!! So the posting date has not changed.
(Saturday) Bad news I’m not going to the Library today…so the posting date has been changed. I’m not gonna be within feet of anyone with internet until Tuesday. So until then.
Next chapter: London’s calling
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