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[dark_adonis_plz]

It appears I have somehow ended up in the human world. It is... quite bleak, I must say. Rather depressing. Ah, but who am I to add to it?

Monsieurs and mademoiselles, allow moi to introduce myself! I am Vyers, the Dark--Hm? What is this? Oh my, it seems as though I can add a little sparkle to this! Let us try this again with this new

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[cafedeinfierno]

Ha...! Our knight in sparkly arrogant armor has arrived! I feel a lot safer now, eh?

[dark_adonis_plz]

Arrogance? It is not arrogance when it is the truth!

[cafedeinfierno]

Well-spoken. But I'm afraid you'll find even the so-called mighty are taken down a peg here... at least, that's what others have testified as.

You're in the same little dinghy as the rest of us, amigo, and guess what? There's a big ol' hole right through the bottom.

[dark_adonis_plz]

Haha, we shall have to see about that...

I will not deny that this place... is in need of repair, but the hole can always be filled or the water bailed until the dinghy reaches port, am I correct?

[cafedeinfierno]

If the 20 story giant squid will ever stop attacking the sailors, perhaps!

[dark_adonis_plz]

Until one sailor brings out the harpoons and casts his throw, felling the foul beast and ridding the sailors of their plague, allowing them easy passage to port.

[cafedeinfierno]

I wasn't being metaphorical there, sport.

[dark_adonis_plz]

I know.

[cafedeinfierno]

Well now, if you'd like to give it the old college try, go right ahead and see what Mama Grande has to say about your manning of the harpoons.

You'll be a sparkly little smudge on the pavement, and that's if you're lucky.

[dark_adonis_plz]

Ha! I am no fool, to attack such a large creature head on. Moi's power has been taken down quite a bit, unfortunately--likely a side effect of this terrible disorientation--and, as I said before, it would be quite rude of me to start a fight when not at my fittest.