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So I hear a holiday celebrating the love between two people is soon upon us? That article put it as "the traditional day on which lovers express their love for each other by sending Valentine's cards, presenting flowers, or offering confectionery."
But why limit oneself to only three methods? It's so terribly uncreative. Although I suppose it might do if you do not mind underwhelming your partner...
No! I will not stand for such boring displays of affection to plague this city! Dear people, should you need any assistance at all in creating a precious memory to be shared between two lovers, do not hesitate to ask for moi's assistance~ I assure you, on that day, a beautiful flower bearing love shall bloom, all you need do is ask. The Dark Adonis is at your service.
Oh, I am far too kind for my own good!
But why limit oneself to only three methods? It's so terribly uncreative. Although I suppose it might do if you do not mind underwhelming your partner...
No! I will not stand for such boring displays of affection to plague this city! Dear people, should you need any assistance at all in creating a precious memory to be shared between two lovers, do not hesitate to ask for moi's assistance~ I assure you, on that day, a beautiful flower bearing love shall bloom, all you need do is ask. The Dark Adonis is at your service.
Oh, I am far too kind for my own good!