Aug 25, 2004 17:42
0) What's the time/date now? 5:43 august 25th 2004
(1) The singular most boring question: What is your name? joseph henry acuna III
(2) Are you happy with it? no, its so un original
(3) Are you named after anyone? my dad who was named after his dad
(4) Your nickname: Joets the Poet but hardly anyone calls me that anymore... jesse called me biclops over and over again last night though.
(5) Your screenname: TheNinjirate
(6) Would you name a child of yours after you? i think there are enough joseph henry acunas out there
(7) Then what would you name your children? Girls: ill let my significant other think up some names and ill pick from her list Boys: same as girls
(8) If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? if i were a girl my mommy was going to name me Danielle. but i guess the female version of my name is josephina?
(9) If you could switch names with a friend, who would that be? pshh they can keep their lame name.
(10) Are there any mispronounciations/typos that people do with your name constantly? my last name is pronounced uh coon ya, no uh coon uh
(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous? maybe if im a rockstar
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BASICS
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(12) Your gender: straight up male
(13) Straight/gay/bi? straight up straight
(14) Single? a little
(15) Want to be? things are easier but lonely
(16) Your birthdate: august 10th, 1987
17) Your age: 17
(18) Age you act: depends
(19) Age you wish you were: 18
(20) Your height: i think about 5 feet 9 inches but im not sure
(21) The color of your eyes: dark dark dark brown
(22) Happy with it? could be worst
(23) The color of your hair: dark brown
(24) Happy with it? i dont think i can pull any other color off
(25) Left/right/ambidextrous? righty tighty
(26) Your living arrangement? my room is bad ass but i wish i was out of this house
(27) Your family: i live with the bixel clan
(28) Have any pets? i have a tiger phased ghecko named diablo
(29) What's your job: none but katie is supposed to fix that
(30) Piercings? none
(31) Tattoos? none
(32) Obsessions? music
(33) Addictions? water
(34) Do you collect anything? i used to collect all types of crap. i used to collect comics, simpsons stuff, nightmare stuff, etc.. now i think thats silly.
(35) Do you speak another language? kinda speak spanish. but not really. i can get by in a mexico though.
(36) Have a favourite quote? ive heard a lot of rad things in my day but not a single particular quote
(37) Do you have a webpage? nope... one time ulster had this web site for his skate company, moose boards, and i was supposably a skater for them so i had my own lil section in that site.
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DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
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(38) Do you live in the moment? live fast die young
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? very tolerant
(40) Do you have any secrets? tons
(41) Do you hate yourself? sometimes
(42) Do you like your handwriting? hell no
(43) Do you have any bad habits? i smoke socially and people tell me i flinch in my sleep
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people? im sweet
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? A Dynamo of Retribution
(46) What's your biggest fear? that a doll will come alive and shank me like in chucky... that shit was creepy
(47) Can you sing? not well but i love to rock out and sing a long
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? no
(49) Are you a loner? yes
(50) What are your no. 1 priorities in life? get an ipod
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? probably not at first but then id meet me whle hanging out with another friend.
(52) Are you a daredevil? i usually dont back down from a dare unless its a really dumb one that johnny loves to give me.
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? a lot of things
(54) Are you passive or aggressive? thats a hard one to answer. i can be pretty passive about stuff but sometimes things get out of control and ill get aggressive
(55) Have you got a journal? just this one
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? i have neither. well girls are my weakness. ill be nice to them no matter what.
57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? i dont want to answer that one
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity. You can only drink out of one. Which one would you drink of? creativity. ill make something beautiful and someone is bound to fall in love with me.
(59) How do you vent? get pissy and refuse to talk/ listen to obnoxious music/ sleep
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong? yes
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? moving to seattle and giving my mom the chance to freeze my account.
(62) Do you think life has been good so far? not really
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? life is dissappointing
(64) What do you like the most about your body? i dont know why dont you pick for me
(65) And least? i have a small nose so it gets stuffed easily
(66) Do you think you are good looking? no
(67) Are you confident? no
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like? rob gordon from high fidelity
(69) Do people know how you feel? no
(70) Are you perceived wrongly? yes
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DO YOU_
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(71) Smoke? socially
(72) Do drugs? not anymore
(73) Read the newspaper? when its handy
(74) Pray? no
(75) Go to church? no
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you? yea
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals? ugh! i hate stuffed animals but people keep giving them to me. i have a bunch on the back board of my bed but only because i have no other place for them
(78) Take walks in the rain? sometimes
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them? yes
(80) Drive? not legally
(81) Like to drive fast? not really, i usually go about the speed limit maybe 5 miles or so above.
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WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER_
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(82) Liked your voice? no
(83) Hurt yourself? yes
(84) Been out of the country? yes
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick? im not allergic to anything so im sure ive eaten something that has made some person sick
(86) Had sex? yes
(87) Been unfaithful? no
(88) Been in love? yes
(89) Done drugs? yes
(90) Gone skinny dipping? no
(91) Had a medical emergency? yes
(92) Had a surgery? yes
(93) Ran away from home? one time for two days but it wasnt a running away from home it was just going on vacation from it.
(94) Played strip poker? no
(95) Gotten beaten up? ive lost a fight a couple of times but ive never been jumped
(96) Beaten someone up? many
(97) Been picked on? yes
(98) Been on stage? yes
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath? no and that might be my lifes accomplishment
(100) Slept outdoors? yes
(101) Thought about suicide? yes
(102) Pulled an all-nighter? pulled an all nighters
(103) If yes, what is your record? Three days
(104) Gone one day without food? yes
(105) Talked on the phone all night? yes
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first? yeah
(107) Slept all day? yes
(108) Killed someone? you cant prove anything
(109) Made out with a stranger? she wasnt a stranger but i didnt know her all that well either
(110) Had sex with a stranger? no
(111) Thought you're going crazy? yes
(112) Kissed the same sex? yes
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex? no
(114) Been betrayed? yes
(115) Had a dream that came true? yes
(116) Broken the law? yes
(117) Met a famous person? yes
(120) Have you ever killed an animal by accident? no
(121) On purpose? bugs and spiders
(122) Had sex? yes
(123) With more then 1 person? no
(124) Threesome? no
(125) Orgy? no
(126) Whip cream? no
(127) Bondage? no
(128) Whipped/gotten whipped? no
(129) Blindfolded? no
(130) Tied someone up/been tied up? no
(131) Used candle wax? no
(132) Used Porn?;no, man im boring
(133) Been a groupie? dude i so wanted to be a groupie for the guitarist in scarling or paz from perfect circle/zwan fame
(134) Watched porn? yes last porno i watched was a night in paris with johnny, jon, and christina
(135) With another person? yes read the above answer
(136) Gotten caught? no
(137) Masturbated to porn? yes
(138) Been caught masturbating? no
(139) Watched someone masturbate? yes
(140) Been watched? no
(141) Had oral sex? yes
(142) With someone other then your gf/bf? yes
(143) Committed adultry?no
(144) Does your significant other know? I didn’t do it
(145) Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? yeah
(147) Been on radio/tv? yes
(148) Been in a mosh-pit? plenty
(149) Had a nervous breakdown? not an official one
(150) Considered religious vocation? have you?
(151) Been critisized about your sexual performance? no
(152) Bungee jumped? no but i so need to
(153) Had a dream that kept coming back? not really
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CLOTHES and other fashion shit
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(154) Shoe brand? these ipaths i have are so fucking comfortable and ive had them since i think last december and they still look relatively new. i think these are my new favorite shoe brand
(155) Brand of clothing? i dont have one
(156) Cologne/perfume? i dont have a favorite
(157) What are you normally wearing to school/work? pants and a t shirt
(158) How about parties? same but ill do my hair
(159) Wear hats? not anymore
(160) Judge other people by their clothing? no
(161) Wear make-up? a lil eye liner doesnt hurt
(162) Favourite place to shop? hillcrest or LA
(163) Favourite article of clothing? my sunglasses
(164) Are you trendy? to the T
(165) Would you rather wear a uniform to school? i dont it would be that bad
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BELIEFS
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(166) Believe in life on other planets? yeah because the universe is humongous and it would be a shame to be wasted as something as small as humans
(167) Miracles? no
(168) Astrology? yes
(169) Magic? magik
(170) God? im not sure yet it would be cool if there is though
(171) Satan? no that guy is so lame
(172) Santa? i believe he died many years ago.
(173) Ghosts? tiffany has a ghost
(174) Luck? im not sure. sometimes i do and sometimes i dont
(175) Love at first sight? no
(176) Yin and Yang (that good can't exist without the bad)? yes
(177) Witches? no
(178) Easter bunny? no
(179) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? yes
(180) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? no
(181) Do you wish on stars? no
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DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
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(182) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? no
(183) Do you think God has a gender? no i think we're a little full of outselves if we're personifying something as powerful as 'god'
(184) Do you think that science counteracts religion? yes
(185) Do you believe in organized religion? no
(186) Where do you think we go when we die? in the ground or in the furnace
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AMIGOS
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(187) Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? yes
(188) Who is your best friend? tani and johnny and annie
(189) Who's the one person that knows most about you? Tani
(190) What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? i dont know
(191) Your favorite inside joke? too many
(192) Thing you're picked on most about? how emo i get and how un mexican i am
(193) Who's your longest known friend? josh
(194) Newest? dawnella and roca
(195) Shyest? ericka
(196) Funniest? philip
(197) Sweetest? rachel and katie
(198) Closest? Tani
(199) Weirdest???? aaron
(200) Smartest? ??? theyre all smart in their own way but i think keegan is more well rounded than the others
(201) Ditziest???? ericka
(202) Friends you miss being close to the most? josh and chanel
(203) Last person you talked to online? kelsey
(204) Who do you talk to most online? tani, annie, and kelsey
(205) Who are you on the phone with most? johnny
(206) Who do you trust most? Tani
(207) Who listens to your problems? a lot of them
(208) Who do you fight most with? rachel and johnny
(209) Who's the nicest? kelsey
(210) Who's the most outgoing? jesse
(211) Who's the best singer? i dont know. we all rock out with our cocks out and sing a long but i dont think any of us are particularly good
(212) Who's on your shit-list? i wont tell because they'll read this and i dont want to front
(213) Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend? yes
(214) Who's your second family? the camargos
(215) Do you always feel understood? no
(216) Who's the loudest friend? michel
(217) Do you trust others easily? no
(218) Name two people you want to thank for their friendship: i dont want to just pick two
(219) Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: i felt nice in katies and jons yesterday
(220) Do your friends know you? not really
(221) Friend that lives farthest away: annie
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LOVE, and all that
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(222) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seing that as a section title? no
(223) Do you remember your first love? yes
(224) Still love him/her? yes
(225) Do you consider love a mistake? i do now
(226) What do you find romantic? the little things
(227) Turn-on? fun but being able to relax too
(228) Turn- off? mean hoes
(229) First kiss? anrea
(231) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? i hate when that happens. its so awkward for me.
(232) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"? knowing them is best
(233) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? i like it when girls ask me out so yes
(235) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? yes
(236) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? no
(237) What is best about the opposite sex? theyre different
(238) What is the worst about the opposite sex? i dont understand them
(245) Do you read porn? no
(246) Read the articles? no
(247) Just the pics? yes
(248) What's the last present someone gave you? rachel baught me a rad shirt last week but jesse spotted me some cash last night. i dont know if the money counts as a drink.
(257) Are you in love? i have a crush
(258) Do you consider your significant other hot? my last one was but right now im single
(264) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk? i have to admit id check her out a little bit
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THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
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(267) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? ive thought about it but i dont want to deal with the whole menstral thing
(268) If you did experience that for one day, what would you do? whoa! that is a great question... oh! id go get laid. i wanna know what i feels like to have sex on the vagina end
(269) What do you love most about the other gender? theyre different
(270) What do you dislike most? i dont understand them
(271) What do you understand least? mentality
(272) Honestly, what do you notice first in the opposite sex? eyes or hair
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POSSESSIONS
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(273) What is your fav. posession? i can do without my posessions
(274) What physical, tangible posession do you want most? an ipod
(275) How badly do you want it? i want one soooo bad... *tear*.. i have way too much music to be put on cds
(276) Have you ever seen The Exorcist? yes
(277) How long did it take for you to understand why the last question is in this section? i just figured its the end