ImAHeather: I hope you are busily updating with my latest literary opiates for the masses!
ImAHeather: Haha I want to hold "cotillions" when I have a big enough place.
ImAHeather: I will wear a white wig and carry a cane and rap it on the floor when people displease me. Then I will order them to dance.
Darius731:
Darius731: That goes in my LJ, which is basically becoming a syndicated feed of our IM convos
ImAHeather: I'm considering getting a pair of white orthopedic shoes, just to see people's reaction.
Darius731: You will demand they dance in "the old style"--not like today's new fangled sluttiness!
ImAHeather: Like what if I behaved like an old lady? Would people show concern? Would they play along?
ImAHeather: Haha right, no booby touching there, Jimmy!
Darius731: Probably a mix of both. I'd be amused and play along if I saw you on the street.
"No showing your bosoms before dusk, Jennet!"
ImAHeather: You must be at least a foot apart and your hand must not leave her waist. None of this new-fangled dirty dancing! There will be no "twisting."
ImAHeather: Haha a jennet is a cross between a donkey and a horse.
Darius731: "Also, why did your mother give you such an idiotic name!?"
ImAHeather: HAHA
ImAHeather: I will wear a white wig and carry a cane and rap it on the floor when people displease me. Then I will order them to dance.
Darius731:
Darius731: That goes in my LJ, which is basically becoming a syndicated feed of our IM convos
ImAHeather: I'm considering getting a pair of white orthopedic shoes, just to see people's reaction.
Darius731: You will demand they dance in "the old style"--not like today's new fangled sluttiness!
ImAHeather: Like what if I behaved like an old lady? Would people show concern? Would they play along?
ImAHeather: Haha right, no booby touching there, Jimmy!
Darius731: Probably a mix of both. I'd be amused and play along if I saw you on the street.
"No showing your bosoms before dusk, Jennet!"
ImAHeather: You must be at least a foot apart and your hand must not leave her waist. None of this new-fangled dirty dancing! There will be no "twisting."
ImAHeather: Haha a jennet is a cross between a donkey and a horse.
Darius731: "Also, why did your mother give you such an idiotic name!?"
ImAHeather: HAHA