DON'T EAT BAGGED SPINACH
I had no idea you could get e. coli from vegetables.
Why does this have to happen on a day where I had a spinach salad for lunch, at a deli which I assume buys their spinach in bags?
Also, I found out yesterday that our wedding is on Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish new year. We are a couple of culturally insensitive douchebags. My sincerest apologies to the two Jewish people (and their respective converting partners) who are coming to our wedding.