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At the farmers' market on Saturday, I bought a 2 foot long zucchini that really looks more like a caveman's club. It cost one dollar. Five steps away from the booth and it broke through the bag. What do you do with a 2 foot long zucchini? Make 2 loaves of zucchini bread! The best zucchini bread ever, that is. And then have 1 1/2 feet of zucchini left over. If I use the recipe again, I would add less cinnamon next time. My dog disagreed, as he consumed an entire loaf as it was cooling on the stove while we were outside for five minutes. I really thought he was going to puke it up, but he didn't. Yay! Oh yeah, he's really tall. Getting shit off the stove/counters is nothing.
Is it "farmers' market?" It's definitely not "farmer's market" unless it's a really small market with one farmer. But could it be "farmers market" as if it were a market of farmers. I would think it should be plural possessive, meaning the market belongs to the farmers. That's probably correct, however I believe the market belongs to the people.
We went to look at the reception site and sign the contract last night. It's so awesome that we're getting married in a lesbian coffee shop. Well, the reception is in a lesbian coffee shop anyway. Actually, the reception space is next door to the lesbian coffee shop, but we will be sharing bathrooms with the lesbian coffee shop. After going to weddings this year that took place in a bar and on a farm, it takes too long to say "We're getting married in a rose garden and our reception is in this space...downtown...looks kind of like it should be an art gallery....you can rent it out and do stuff. You know that lesbian coffee shop? It's right next door to that."
Glad I live in the present and not the past item of the week: Bounty Select-a-size. When I don't want to use a whole paper towel, Select-a-Size really does the trick. With the towels cut 45% smaller than a standard sized towel, I feel like I waste less and my paper towel roll lasts longer. That feeling is probably completely off base because I probably just use twice as many towels, but it's the feeling that's important. And I really don't think I use twice as many towels. Besides, what is a mother to do when her kid with a giant hand keeps bouncing his rubberband ball in his Cheerios?
Lil' devil!