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[darigaaz]

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell.

You'd like to your lover to think you are flexible and ready for anything!
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-

Comments

[ex_myownpat]

You actually posted this? Wow. I'm either impressed or want to make fun of you.

Help me decide.

[atreyu73]

STFU n00b. I sense that density is quite strong within you.

[ex_myownpat]

I'm not dense. I'm just cold-hearted, rude, and dense. :trey:

Really dense, but you're fat. Fatty.

[atreyu73]

True. I've always carried around all this excess weight that I should work off. Damn me and my 125lb 5'4" midget ass.

[ex_myownpat]

I have an exacto knife. Which hand is it that you write with anyway?

[atreyu73]

I don't write anymore. Just type. I use a machine that picks up my telepathic brainwaves to type for me.

[ex_myownpat]

I have to get one of those and learn to use my feet to masturbate